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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 22, 2014
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Christianity and it’s important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), German (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there, my name is Joe, if you're reading this, then congrats on your literacy. I'm a Ravens, O's and Capitals fan. People have to earn my respect, so don't think I'm high and mighty becuase I think poorly of everyone equally until he/she have earned my respect.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Marine Corps, big whoop, wanna fight about it?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The buttons on my clothes are mostly for show.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a WWII history buff, I can watch, read, or talk about it all day.
Shows: Boardwalk Empire, The Pacific, Drugs Inc, Peep Show, Eastbound and Down, Mission Hill, Locked Up Abroad, Ninja Warrior, The Simpsons, Futurama, Mystery Science Theater 3000, King of the Hill, The Boondocks, The Walking Dead Venture Brothers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalocolips Band of Brothers, Military Shows, The News, and some anime.

Movies: Drive, The Salton Sea, Go, Blow, Top Gun, Don't Be a Menace: To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, Starship Troopers, The Last Samurai, Code Talkers, documentaries, Marvel films, Indi films, and I like to watch terrible movies and make fun of them.

Food: Some hot steamed crabs with some cold beer, sushi, korean bbq, chinese food, and chicken and dumplings.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My guitar, my friends, my family, my pets, my phone, and clean clothes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"I had one of those "I'm late" dreams. Other then that, my palms are sweaty and I can't concentrate! I can't concentrate on anything! "
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maybe working. Maybe maxin' out and relaxing all cool. Maybe shooting b-ball outside of the school.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an IQ of 165; you most likely will feel inadequate after a few conversations with me, but that's on you.
You should message me if
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I could care less whether or not you do.