pfizzly
29 Libertyville, IA
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My self-summary
I like to joke around about pretty much anything - especially myself. I enjoy terrible puns and thinly veiled sarcasm. Bonus points if you have sunglasses to slowly put on after the delivery.

I like to partake in any kind of physical activity and have done sports my whole life - running, rowing, biking, weightlifting, ect. My latest thing is rock climbing.

If you send a bouldering route I can't... dinner and drinks are so on me. As long as you teach me how to be as awesome as you.
What I’m doing with my life
Tried the fortune 500 corporate grind in my mid 20's, didn't like it, so I sold 95% of my stuff, moved to the Midwest to save money, and started my own business. That happened about six months ago. Still finding my bearings out here, meeting new people, building a tribe, ect.

I have no idea what to expect, but I'll take the stress and doubt any day of the week over a mindless "safe" desk job.

Other than that? I:
- climb, though I've yet to find stuff to climb out here =(
- lift
- think about how I'm going to achieve my goals
- read stuff written by people who are way smarter than I am.
- enjoy a drink from time to time
I’m really good at
- making witty, sarcastic comments. Often borderline inappropriate.
- relating to, listening to, and understanding other people
- picking up new sports/activities
- celebration dances.
The first things people usually notice about me
My offbeat, dry, oftentimes hard to detect subtle sense of humor. I'll crack a joke within two minutes of meeting you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Last Lecture, The War of Art, Choose Yourself

Movies: Superbad, Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle, LOTR

Shows: South Park, Breaking Bad, The Life and Times of Tim

Music: old stuff - Hendrix, Zeppelin ect. newer stuff - if it's good I like it, from indie to rap to metal.

Food: a combination of healthy and delicious. At work I'm known as the guy who will try just about anything.
The six things I could never do without
1) good friends
2) observational humor
3) my computer with an internet connection
4) the freedom and control to achieve my goals
5) music
6) barbells, plates, and racks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- Cool business ideas that could work.

- How to engineer my ideal life, and not one that fits the "acceptable" status quo. Living on my own terms.

- How much money and material possessions are highly overrated, and how much freedom and control are highly underrated.

- How to do just about anything with less effort and more efficiency. I guess you could call me an optimization nerd?

- That one time someone said or did something funny.

- Then not laughing while by myself in public because I don't want to look like a crazy person.
On a typical Friday night I am
A little tired after work, enjoying a beer or two, and laughing at a youtube video that is, by reasonable standards, meant to be funny for a child 12 and under.

Or, hanging out with my close friends, talking trash to each other on the couch. Maybe we'll go to a bar if we're not too lazy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to sing soprano in the church choir, until I was honorably discharged due to an inevitable voice drop. I still have distant aspirations to get back into music as more than just a listener... one day maybe.
You should message me if
You'll make at least one terrible joke on our first date, or you want to tell me a funny story that makes you laugh at yourself.
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