Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to joke around about pretty much anything - especially
myself. I enjoy terrible puns and thinly veiled sarcasm. Bonus
points if you have sunglasses to slowly put on after the
I like to partake in any kind of physical activity and have done
sports my whole life - running, rowing, biking, weightlifting, ect.
My latest thing is rock climbing.
If you send a bouldering route I can't... dinner and drinks are so
on me. As long as you teach me how to be as awesome as you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Tried the fortune 500 corporate grind in my mid 20's, didn't like
it, so I sold 95% of my stuff, moved to the Midwest to save money,
and started my own business. That happened about six months ago.
Still finding my bearings out here, meeting new people, building a
I have no idea what to expect, but I'll take the stress and doubt
any day of the week over a mindless "safe" desk job.
Other than that? I:
- climb, though I've yet to find stuff to climb out here =(
- think about how I'm going to achieve my goals
- read stuff written by people who are way smarter than I am.
- enjoy a drink from time to time
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- making witty, sarcastic comments. Often borderline
- relating to, listening to, and understanding other people
- picking up new sports/activities
- celebration dances.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My offbeat, dry, oftentimes hard to detect subtle sense of humor.
I'll crack a joke within two minutes of meeting you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Last Lecture, The War of Art, Choose Yourself
Movies: Superbad, Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle, LOTR
Shows: South Park, Breaking Bad, The Life and Times of Tim
Music: old stuff - Hendrix, Zeppelin ect. newer stuff - if it's
good I like it, from indie to rap to metal.
Food: a combination of healthy and delicious. At work I'm known as
the guy who will try just about anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) good friends
2) observational humor
3) my computer with an internet connection
4) the freedom and control to achieve my goals
6) barbells, plates, and racks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Cool business ideas that could work.
- How to engineer my ideal life, and not one that fits the
"acceptable" status quo. Living on my own terms.
- How much money and material possessions are highly overrated, and
how much freedom and control are highly underrated.
- How to do just about anything with less effort and more
efficiency. I guess you could call me an optimization nerd?
- That one time someone said or did something funny.
- Then not laughing while by myself in public because I don't want
to look like a crazy person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A little tired after work, enjoying a beer or two, and laughing at
a youtube video that is, by reasonable standards, meant to be funny
for a child 12 and under.
Or, hanging out with my close friends, talking trash to each other
on the couch. Maybe we'll go to a bar if we're not too lazy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to sing soprano in the church choir, until I was honorably
discharged due to an inevitable voice drop. I still have distant
aspirations to get back into music as more than just a listener...
one day maybe.
You should message me if
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You'll make at least one terrible joke on our first date, or you
want to tell me a funny story that makes you laugh at yourself.
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