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pfizzly

29 Libertyville, IA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to joke around about pretty much anything - especially myself. I enjoy terrible puns and thinly veiled sarcasm. Bonus points if you have sunglasses to slowly put on after the delivery.

I like to partake in any kind of physical activity and have done sports my whole life - running, rowing, biking, weightlifting, ect. My latest thing is rock climbing.

If you send a bouldering route I can't... dinner and drinks are so on me. As long as you teach me how to be as awesome as you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Tried the fortune 500 corporate grind in my mid 20's, didn't like it, so I sold 95% of my stuff, moved to the Midwest to save money, and started my own business. That happened about six months ago. Still finding my bearings out here, meeting new people, building a tribe, ect.

I have no idea what to expect, but I'll take the stress and doubt any day of the week over a mindless "safe" desk job.

Other than that? I:
- climb, though I've yet to find stuff to climb out here =(
- lift
- think about how I'm going to achieve my goals
- read stuff written by people who are way smarter than I am.
- enjoy a drink from time to time
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- making witty, sarcastic comments. Often borderline inappropriate.
- relating to, listening to, and understanding other people
- picking up new sports/activities
- celebration dances.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My offbeat, dry, oftentimes hard to detect subtle sense of humor. I'll crack a joke within two minutes of meeting you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Last Lecture, The War of Art, Choose Yourself

Movies: Superbad, Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle, LOTR

Shows: South Park, Breaking Bad, The Life and Times of Tim

Music: old stuff - Hendrix, Zeppelin ect. newer stuff - if it's good I like it, from indie to rap to metal.

Food: a combination of healthy and delicious. At work I'm known as the guy who will try just about anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) good friends
2) observational humor
3) my computer with an internet connection
4) the freedom and control to achieve my goals
5) music
6) barbells, plates, and racks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Cool business ideas that could work.

- How to engineer my ideal life, and not one that fits the "acceptable" status quo. Living on my own terms.

- How much money and material possessions are highly overrated, and how much freedom and control are highly underrated.

- How to do just about anything with less effort and more efficiency. I guess you could call me an optimization nerd?

- That one time someone said or did something funny.

- Then not laughing while by myself in public because I don't want to look like a crazy person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A little tired after work, enjoying a beer or two, and laughing at a youtube video that is, by reasonable standards, meant to be funny for a child 12 and under.

Or, hanging out with my close friends, talking trash to each other on the couch. Maybe we'll go to a bar if we're not too lazy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to sing soprano in the church choir, until I was honorably discharged due to an inevitable voice drop. I still have distant aspirations to get back into music as more than just a listener... one day maybe.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'll make at least one terrible joke on our first date, or you want to tell me a funny story that makes you laugh at yourself.