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pfizzly

28 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to joke around about pretty much anything - especially myself. I enjoy terrible puns and thinly veiled sarcasm. Bonus points if you have sunglasses to slowly put on after the delivery.

I like to partake in any kind of physical activity and have done sports my whole life - running, rowing, biking, weightlifting, ect. My latest thing is rock climbing.

If you send a bouldering route I can't... dinner and drinks are so on me. As long as you teach me how to be as awesome as you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Saved up enough money to attempt to get my own business off the ground. Still work part time for the man, but hopefully not forever...

I'll take the stress and doubt any day of the week over a mindless "safe" desk job.

Other than that? I:
- climb
- lift weights that are heavy (I get my swole on. I love it and so do you)
- think about how I'm going to achieve my goals
- read stuff written by people who are way smarter than I am.
- enjoy a drink from time to time with friends/roomies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- making witty, sarcastic comments. Often borderline inappropriate.
- relating to, listening to, and understanding other people
- picking up new sports/activities
- celebration dances.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My offbeat, subtle sense of humor. I'll crack a joke within two minutes of meeting you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Last Lecture, The War of Art, Choose Yourself

Movies: Superbad, Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle, LOTR

Shows: South Park, Breaking Bad, The Life and Times of Tim

Music: old stuff - Hendrix, Zeppelin ect. newer stuff - if it's good I like it, from indie to rap to metal.

Food: a combination of healthy and delicious. At work I'm known as the guy who will try just about anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) good friends
2) observational humor
3) my computer with an internet connection
4) the freedom and control to achieve my goals
5) music
6) barbells, plates, and racks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Cool business ideas that could work

- Should I try and seriously get into olympic lifting?

- How to engineer my ideal life, and not one that fits the "acceptable" status quo

- How much money and material possessions are highly overrated, and how much freedom and control are highly underrated

- How to do just about anything with less effort and more efficiency. I guess you could call me an optimization nerd?

- That one time someone said or did something funny

- Then not laughing while by myself in public because I don't want to look like a crazy person
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A little tired after work, enjoying a beer or two, and laughing at a youtube video that is, by reasonable standards, meant to be funny for a child 12 and under.

Or, hanging out with my close friends, talking trash to each other on the couch. Maybe we'll go to a bar if we're not too lazy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to sing soprano in the church choir, until I was honorably discharged due to an inevitable voice drop. I still have distant aspirations to get back into music as more than just a listener... one day maybe.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'll make at least one terrible joke on our first date, or want to tell me a funny story that involves you laughing at yourself.