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pfunk-

20 Milwaukee, WI Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:31am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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cassandra, twenty, foul-mouthed (ex) psychology student//current veterinary assistant

//not ur manic pixie dream girl
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
as soon as i know, i'll let you in on it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sleeping, mostly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that i bare a striking resemblance to kreayshawn. still unsure if this is a compliment or not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: jonathan livingston seagull, flow my tears the policeman said (or, really, anything by philip k. dick), the road, house of leaves, the hobbit, invisible monsters, the great gatsby, 1984, the castle, diary, last exit to brooklyn, siddhartha, the scum manifesto, etc.

movies: donnie darko, the fountain (basically everything by darren aronofsky, actually), the waking life, palo alto, stuck in love, pi, the science of sleep, where the wild things are, children of men, amelie, rushmore, the virgin suicides, excision, heathers, girl interrupted, submarine, trainspotting, blue is the warmest color, wristcutters: a love story, poughkeepsie tapes, the road, children of men, etc.

shows: freaks and geeks, adventure time, workaholics, wilfred, its always sunny, the walking dead, game of thrones, etc.

music: deer tick, alt-j, the tallest man on earth, purity ring, keaton henson, fever ray, katzenjammer, why?, radical face, elliott smith, calexico, bob dylan, neutral milk hotel, the silver jews, the shins, modest mouse, ugly casanovas, built to spill, ween, carissa's wierd, the softies, marine girls, waxahatchee, the dandy warhols, days n daze, andrew jackson jihad, idaho, red house painters, sun kil moon, sparklehorse, my bloody valentine, teen suicide, nana grizol, new order, nallo, pavement, joanna newsom, cocorosie, lcd soundsystem, sleigh bells, girls, beat happening, reversible cords, brian jonestown massacre, grimes, dntel, vampire weekend, hum, etc. etc. etc.

food: nutella.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a pack of yellow american spirits, a handle of vodka, a few close companions, my set of watercolour paints, coffee, and my wonderful babes, lua /the kitty/ and nikita /the cattle dog pup/.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether or not it's worth it to get out of bed in the morning. and cats. mostly cats.

(but also wow! who knew there were so many massage therapists on okcupid)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking you under a table.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i prefer my dog to most people.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you feel like it. or alternately if u know russian and want to chit chat/help me learn as its a v slow n tedious process to do so independently.