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pfunklange

28 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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What I’m doing with my life
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"Computers. I do computer things. Beep boop."

I'm a programmer for a no-longer-really-a-startup in SoHo. I'm trying to balance that with writing songs, poems, and the fictional history of a satirical church. Sometimes I write poems about the Turing test. I hope someday to concoct the perfect Manhattan.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Every so often I will discover a truly horrific pun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: The Mountain Goats, The Hold Steady, Bob Dylan, Belle & Sebastian, Andrew Bird, Thin Lizzy, lots of folk and indie and rock and punk.

Shows: The Wire, The Simpsons, Firefly, Futurama, Burn Notice, Archer, Spaced. Smart (often British) comedies in general. If there's nothing else on, Law & Order is always acceptable.

Movies: In Bruges, Children of Men, spaghetti westerns, Airplane!, Star Wars (not the prequels), The Matrix (not the sequels)

Books: Tolkien, Vonnegut, Asimov, William Gibson, Edgar Allen Poe, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Adams, Mark Twain, Jack London, Jack Kerouac.

Food: is delicious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, the English language, linear time, empty high places, songs, and if I'm going to be completely honest, I probably couldn't function without the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be a mostly-functional human being, how to be a better person, and the optimal place to stand while waiting for the train.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably out with friends. I like a good drink and a good meal, usually in the reverse order. Occasionally I'll stay in with a book or game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most of what I do doesn't make much sense to me but it seems to mostly have worked out okay.
You should message me if
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You need an accomplice.