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34 Indianapolis, IN Man


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  • Ages 23–45
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Trying to quit
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, and might want more

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My self-summary
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me? i'm just a 34 year old guy who's going back to school full time to chase the dream of owning his own mortuary. if i had to summarize myself i would say i'm just awesome, pure and simple, and overtly confident for no good reason. lets just pretend I'm bill hicks' long lost brother he never knew he had,

I like how the self summary is separated from the "what am i doing with my life" section. As if a person is not the sum of their actions, maybe this section should be relabeled "How do i perceive myself", *shrug*.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a full time student at Ivy Tech chasing a Mortuary Science associates, on my way to owning and operating my own funeral home, oh yes! sweet 80s success standards.

I'm in a car club dedicated to classic japanese sports cars, and drifting. Most of my free time is spent with my kids or cars.

i am a self taught digital artist, I create completely digitally, in a style that is visually independent and very much my own. I've been working with graphic design software since 1998, and have been making and selling digital art and photography on a slow freelance grind since then.

Sometime's i play video games or write sci-fi (i've been published some how), sometimes i go find a creek and wade around in it pretending to be good at fly fishing, some times i seek company with other hu-mans. *shrug* what else do i do? stuff and thangs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fly fishing.
Driving very fast.
Comprehending things.
Seeing the big picture,
and making people laugh at life.
teaching my kids about life.
not judging people or making assumptions, its a rare skill actually.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, and thick and covered in tattoo's, No, i'm not a bouncer at your favorite club, yes, thats my general look.

I grew up punk rock and i'm trying to make the transistion to "Well Dressed Mortician". so i'm trying to shift from hoodies and patches to black suits and shiny leather shoes over the next 6 months.

i wish people could see past my exterior sometimes, but then i meet random people and i remember why i cultivated this look originally.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like Robert Anton Wilson, terrance Makenna, Huxley, Joyce, informative stuff, Haynes car manuals...

Music, how about I just list bands i've listened to in the last week or so, bouncing souls, DJ krush, less than Jake, alkaline trio, NOFX, Mos Def, nick cave, dead can dance, death in June, current 93, this mortal coil, kraftwerk, psychic tv, atom and his package, mc chris, social distortion, the.damned, penis flytrap, the trash brats, the slurs, the cadavers, white stripes, the shins, leonard cohen, neil young, madness, operation ivy, bad religion, Bright Eyes, 7 seconds, king tubby, slightly stoopid, the fugees, BOB Motherfucking MARLEY, android lust, tupac, wiz khlifa, Biggie, Murs, bone thugs, boyz2men, chicks on speed, fallout boy, front242, guttermouth, pennywise, switchblade symphony, rasputinam Throbbing gristle, Lords of Acid, Nirvana, the get up kids, the selectors, sisters of mercy, The Cure ... you know that type of stuff,...once I drove across statelines to go to a Tom Waits concert I had no ticket for...made it in..oh ya.

Movies, The big Lebowski, idiocracy, clerks, lock stock and two smoking barrels, any B horror movie ever, fight club, the lost boys, LOVE zombie movies.

TV, ugh kill your TV. trailer park boys, 24, crime documentaries I guess if I had to, I really think it's a waste of your life to watch TV more than an hour or so a day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Kids, My Friends, My Goals, Motivation, Sports Cars, back country roads.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Business opportunities, entrepreneurship, art, german existential philosophy. How to make my future interesting. if I should wear matching socks. Why everyone drives so slow in the fast lane. why people don't just do what they want to.

I prefer to spend time selectively emptying my mind. zen, is a way of life.

recently i have been researching property for sale that includes a creek and a pond, my dream is to have a cabin in the woods running my own hydro-electric power and using a pond in combination with a greenhouse to create an aquaponics system. also need room for a 5 car garage or a large pole barn for my car addiction. its part of my 5 year plan. *rubs hands together* yes the 5 year plan....mmmhmm *nods slowly*. As i get older i guess i fantasize more and more about living a self sustaining life style, i'm cocky enought to think i could pull it off.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I used to be found at the Melody inn, the alley cat, or usually the sinking ship.

Then came school, and well why do anything if you're not going to put everything you have into it, so a lot of the time on a friday night i'm at home writing papers, or studying. Going after that 4.0 GPA, because i like being awarded uselessly high stratification that will have very little impact on my life after it's achieved. Or i'm slowly fading away into a void of shadowy introversion, thats probably not it but sounds better some how.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Okay this one time I almost admitted a deep dark secret on an online personals site then I stopped myself. It was crazy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. want to interact with me...geez that was a simple question.

on the not so simple side i think this section is provided and used by most people to describe the type of person they are looking for, but i'm not sure what i am looking for any more, so interaction, thats what i'm looking for. easy enough right.

definately message me if you some how read this entire rambling profile, if you made it to this point we should probably talk.

younger people are encouraged to message me for old storys about what it used to mean to belong to a "subculture", before the internet smeared everything into a standard blue and white haze.

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