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pgrave5

34 M Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Jul 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
(i was thinking about re-writing my profile, instead, i decided to just make fun of it, which is what you'll find inside of the parentheses)

I am the bodhisattva of scum and villiany. (wow, i squeezed a buddhism reference and a star wars reference into the first line...how about that, where my nerdy girls at, can i get a hand on that brazen geek move. *gives my self a round of applause*)

Old (over 30, thus meaning i can never trust myself), and an old school horror punk (no one cares) going to school full time, supports and loves two kids (I love my kids more than anything, serious, they're ultra awesome), kicks much ass (see i mention it, so it has to be true right), incredibly funny (LOL@myself)....lol how's that for a summary, vague yet telling? (or vaguely telling)

I'm a Pisces, an INTJ, and a wise ass (which tells you absolutely nothing, while seeming informative). I've been making digital art since 1997,(no one cares) I've been drawing since I could hold a pencil. I had 5 sisters growing up in Denver. I can survive by my wits alone in the woods or any major metropolitan area (prove it). Everyone who meets me ends up as a friend. I rarely feel uncomfortable or on edge. (except when responding to messages on OKCUPID, because having a conversation with text is ....inhuman, boring, )

I can crack a joke or turn on the charm at the drop of a hat (translates: i'm a jack ass). I make everything seem slightly more cool, but offset to the left (informative with out information, nice!). I've been in a couple cults and a few secret societies (prove it). I don't respect any form of authority by any one over any one else. also just because I don't respect it, doesn't make it go away. (so profound, so not endearing)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a full time student at Ivy Tech chasing a Mortuary Science associates (translation: probably a creep), on my way to owning and operating my own funeral home(sweet 80s success standards), and I run a resin casting side buisness (no one cares), also build my own drift/race cars (girls who like cars care, IE no one cares). I keep myself in motion. I still work the freelance graphic design grind for special clients. But that's just money. (just money, eh, just money...pssh)

At the core i am an artist, I create completely digitally, in a style that is visually independent and very much my own (boring). I prefer to do portraits of remarkable individuals that I meet through my life.(so i stare at photoshop a lot, blank photoshop a lot more) I find an inescapable joy in trying to capture the inner person of each of my subjects. (*head shake/face palm*) I need a muse, probably more than a girlfriend.
I’m really good at
Art. Comprehending things.(prove it) Seeing the big picture, making people laugh at life. Sending sarcasm over the dull masses heads.(good for me) Telling girls what matches or looks good in a retail setting.(seriously i am, its an underrated skill) Seeing all sides of every story. Making out like a teenager.(bwahahaha!) Picking out mood appropriate songs. Making children laugh. (creepy) Looking intimidating while uneducated people are talking. ( another underrated skill) Writing. Taking Photographs. Falling in love with the wrong person (not endearing...no). Not realizing when a girl is trying to flirt with me.(little dense) Staying up all night. Understanding internal combustion engines. Driving quickly through winding roads.(isn't that unsafe?) Making jokes about religious beliefs.(thats the one thats going to hook them in)
The first things people usually notice about me
at first, people tend to see a big scary tattooed guy ( grrrr ), but if your into tattoos and subcultures it's nothing shocking, those types tend to mention my eyes, eyelashes...I like to hold eye contact. It let's me read what your actually saying.(bwahahaha, you are such a sap)

Actually they usually stare at me, in confounded appreciation with a deep happiness than indeed, here, is physical proof that not everyone who lives in indianapolis was born and breed here, to look like the same casual mouth breathing salt of the earth types they are used to seeing, they sing the praises of genetics afterwards too. i swear, happens every day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books...Wtf is a book...lol...j/k
I like Robert Anton Wilson, terrance Makenna, Huxley, Joyce, informative stuff, Haynes car manuals...(books?! ahhh those things)

Music, how about I just list bands, bouncing souls, DJ krush, less than Jake, alkaline trio, bright eyes, NOFX, my chemical romance, nick cave, dead can dance, death in June, current 93, this mortal coil, kraftwerk, psychic tv, atom and his package, mc chris, social distortion, the.damned, penis flytrap, the trash brats, the slurs, the cadavers, white stripes, the shins, leonard cohen, neil young, madness, operation ivy, bad religion, king tubby, slightly.stoopid, android lust, tupac, wiz khlifa, bone thugs, boyz2men, chicks on speed, fallout boy, front242, guttermouth, pennywise, switchblade symphony, rasputina... you know that type of stuff,...once I drove across statelines to go to a Tom Waits concert I had no ticket for...made it in..oh ya.(great list there guy)

Movies, The big Lebowski, idiocracy, clerks, lock stock and two smoking barrels, any B horror movie ever, fight club, the lost boys, LOVE zombie movies.(so basically nothing in the last ten years? O rLY?)

TV, ugh kill your TV. trailer park boys, 24, crime documentaries I guess if I had to, I really think it's a waste of your life to watch TV more than an hour or so a day. (TV!!! i thought everyone just watched netflix)
The six things I could never do without
People to talk to, gasoline, debt card, car, food, air. (so in other words, smart ass answers that tell you nothing about some one, well done)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Business opportunities, entrepreneurship,(can you say hustle?) art, philosophy,(really specific huh) love.(oh god) How I Fucked up in my past, the nature of life, girls.(and other unanswerables) How to make my future interesting. if I should wear matching socks.(no, never wear the matching socks) Why everyone drives so slow in the fast lane. why people don't just do what they want to.(fear? probably)

I prefer to spend time selectively emptying my mind.(so not thinking...thats...sexy...)
On a typical Friday night I am
I used to be found at the Melody inn, the alley cat, or usually the sinking ship. Then came school, and well why do anything if you're not going to put everything you have into it, so a lot of the time on a friday night i'm at home writing papers, or studying. Going after that 4.0 GPA and all. (you are a social butterfly)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Okay this one time I almost admitted a deep dark secret on an online personals site then I stopped myself. It was crazy.(at first i thought this was going to be funny....at first)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you want to interact with me...geez that was a simple question.

what are the chances anyone will read this entire profile, i am half tempted to just like keep writing and fill it to some EVEN more obtuse level. you know, with chapters, and illustrations.