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27 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:33am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Joke of the week - 04/07/14

Q: What do really posh people call crazy paving?
A: Darling, what do you mean - it's just eccentric paving.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a Community Manager for an extremely large Global drinks brand.
I’m really good at
Being creative!
The first things people usually notice about me
My incredibly masculine young-looking face :'(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's leave this for the first date, no?
The six things I could never do without
1) A bed, a 13 tog duvet and a central heated house with the temperature up to a toasty 23 degrees.
2) Imagination.
3) The loyalty and help of my friends.
4) The warm rays of the sun on a cold morning.
5) Sincerity, honesty, expression - essentially Music, then.
6) Fuck off tea. Seriously, what gives?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether I'll get around to rewritting my MA Disseration - 'The Visitor At Tarn Sheol - Liminal Hinterlands, Luminous Worlds:
The Gothic as represented in Young Adult Literature as a search for Identity.'

What's on the BBC iPlayer?

When a seagull flies above a bay, does that make it a baygull?
On a typical Friday night I am
Bullied into going out by my great friends. I'm like Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Once I get out, I'm happy. It's just getting out that's a problem. I like sprawl myself sideways in the Lockside Lounge Camden and occassionally fall asleep on the sofas. Otherwise I'll just have a quite night in, watch tv, reinvent the wheel - Christ, my life is boring, I've just got the perspective to admit it. There, are you happy?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can only reach orgasm by cutting my penis off with a pair of rusty garden shears (commonly found in any shed). Luckily a new one grows back within 6-8 hours.

I fear I am developing a 'Graze' addiction and would go into withdrawal symptoms if my little snack boxes stopped arriving in the post.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Your life is missing that certain 'je ne sais quoi'. I can't help you, but I can pass your details around.