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phatbrew

45 Berlin, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–50
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Chris, 51 years old, looks 41...
What I’m doing with my life
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Looking for Kim the waitress n using obscure 90's power pop songs as a metaphor for life...

So excited to be at the Calvin for The New Pornographers!!! Now I'm so disappointed Neko wasn't there!!! Booooooo...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crisis intervention, Ping pong and driving a stick shift!!! Making home brewed beer!!! Giving hugs and cuddling...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Blue eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Jane Austen is my all time favorite, Dostoyevsky, William Faulkner, Vonnegut, Armistead Maupin's Tales of the city, Henry Fielding's Tom Jones, zen n the art of motorcycle maintenance, the perks of being a wallflower, catcher in the rye, the illiad n the odyssey, Jane Eyre, Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, and all things King Arthur...
On my night table to read; Don Quixote, The Brothers Karamozov, Wide Sargasso Sea, and Lolita...

Indie films, Amelie, Nick and Nora, love actually, Gosford Park, Up, Juno, Pride and Prejudice, Atonement, winter's bone, garden state, Hanna, Volver, Wes Anderson, Sarah Polley, the sweet hereafter, any thing with Kate winslet and Natalie Portman!!!
Something's I've seen recently I really enjoyed; Happy-Go-Lucky, V for Vendetta, The Imitation Game, McFarland, USA, Mansfield Park, 12 years a slave, the House of Yes, Hateship Loveship, About time, Dallas Buyers Club, Mr Nobody, Stories we tell, Coherence, Rushmore, Boyhood, The perks of being a wallflower, Adult World, her, blue jasmine, Moonrise kingdom, django, seeking a friend for the end of the world, silver linings playbook n maybeee the best beasts of the southern wild!!!

The mentalist, Shameless, criminal minds, the blacklist, law n order svu, Parks and Rec, freaks and geeks, modern family, n downton abbey...

The velvet underground, Bettie serveert, love, pavement, the buzzcocks, moby grape, wilco, the black keys, the shins, the new pornographers, neko case, big star, the small faces, Brian Jonestown massacre, will oldham and all his incarnations, Jason Molina and all his incarnations, especially Magnolia Electric Co's great live version of Werewolves of London, Aimee Mann, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, the band, Ray LaMontagne, Lucinda Williams, Chicago blues, Coltrane n Monk...

everything that can be cooked on the grill or in my new culinary toy, a Dutch oven, but especially rare ribeyes, seafood, eggplant, grilled veggies n raw oysters!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, the unconditional love of my pets...
Music...
My grill n Dutch ovens...
Hummingbirds...
Crossfit...
Chopping wood...
Oh n Synthroid...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make a difference...

Ohhh n Chelsea Peretti...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing with friends enjoying a delicious home cooked dinner and a glass of wine...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Almost anything, I'm very open...

Not really very private sooooo, I saw The Godfather for the first time recently...
You should message me if
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You have an extra ticket to Neutral Milk Hotel at Mass MoCA and no one to go with!!!

You're funny and think you might be my Chelsea Peretti!!!