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phatgenes

21 F La Palma, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:03pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, Pacific Islander
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Tagalog (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
- I am aware that this is a shitty way to start my profile, but due to the increased number of douchebags messaging me.. I feel that this is necessary.

- Consider that I might just want to be friends with you.. just because I'm open with my sexuality doesn't mean I'm trying to get giggidy.

- Don't message me if we're less than a 60% match, okcupid tells me that it's just not going to work out..

- I am actually very sweet, I promise!!

ANYWHO.........

My name's julienne, but I go by yen (don't call me julienne). I'm an aspiring fashion designer, and I've been told that I'm quite the character. I'm sassy, fat, and will make you laugh until you pee yourself. My hobbies include sewing, cooking, and I guess just making stuff in general. I also like to collect "interesting" looking things for my "trip kit" because I very much enjoy getting lost, and then finding myself. Psychedelic therapy is something that is very near and dear to me. Also down for that fo' two oh~ get at meh.
I’m really good at
pretending i don't speak english.
The first things people usually notice about me
if you find out, let me know. because i don't know what to write here.

blah blah blah, things i want people to notice about me. blah blah blah.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i weirdly enjoy watching really morbid and disgusting stuff like "a sebrian film" and "salo". i guess i have a thing for movies about sodomy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ... kidding. i didn't necessarily enjoy those films, but i did enjoy pushing the boundaries of what i thought could stomach. hmmm also.. koyaanisqatsi, funky forrest, oldboy, some shion sono and quentin tarantino stuffs. and ya know.. the classics; american psycho, donnie darko.. blah blah blah

i don't watch much tv.. but i did recently start using netflix, i like to watch a lot of stand up comedy and the usual - american horror story, breaking bad, skins (UK~duh), walking dead, freaks and geeks, orange is the new black.. i also just realized that they have metalocalypse and aquateen hunger force so i know what i'll be watching for the next couple nights ;D

here's a big sloppy list of shit i listen to! - heiroglyphics (souls of mischief), sage francis, chilly gonzales, portishead, lovage, the black keys, the pixies, tom waits, the locust, blackbird raum, andrew jackson jihad, grimes, hot chip, aphex twin, skream, neutral milk hotel, beirut, typical cats, nightmares on wax, tycho, KID KOALA, black moth super rainbow, flosstradamus, MAX NORMAL, salem, javelin, tobacco, health, quantic, gramatik, cut chemist, mixmaster mike, bonobo, siriusmo, delta spirit, camera obscura, tilly and the wall, peanut butter wolf, pete rock, kool keith, mf doom, ratatat, necro, minibosses, breakbot, mr.oizo, xiu xiu, venetian snares, clap your hands say yeah, the unicorns, sufjan stevents, devendra banhart, wolf parade, css, panda bear, gold panda, little boots, pogo, flying lotus, cut copy, sebastiAn, bikini kill, animal collective, ariel pink, coco rosie and blah i'm lazy, this should be good enough.
The six things I could never do without
i like to think i could do without most things, aside from the obvious. hur durr durrrrr air?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what it's like to be an animal. if i'll ever have a swimming pool... lost bobby pin heaven. what i would do if i had a penis (I've had this lifelong dream of writing a book about this and having it be a part of oprah's book club, then have her surprise everyone with free strap-ons underneath their seats. "And you get a strap-on! And you! And you!") okay... I'm done.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i tried to start a girls only fight club at my own birthday party.
(as you can see this didn't work out because i already broke rules 1 & 2)

i like to get oiled up and watch myself dance in the mirror and pretend i'm a video girl. (stop asking me to do this for you)

i'm a pretty peaceful person.. but during the summer i always seem to find myself stuck in my bathroom ruthlessly killing ants for hours.

i couldn't think of anything really "private" to say.. i'm an open book, ask me anything.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you..

don't own any fedoras.

wanna get weird~

are looking for something beyond physical intimacy, i'd like to dive face first into your mind and explore every corner of your psyche.. if you let me.

have similar taste in music!

actually read my whole profile. (or most of it)

would be interested in taking me to the feline reservation center to look at the big cats :3

are down to match bowls/ smoke in general

p.s. if i've visited your profile more than 3 times, and haven't messaged you first... i'm probably just being shy >.< so shoot me one!