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phatgenes

22 La Palma, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:06am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, Pacific Islander
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Tagalog (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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i'd be poly-amorous if i could get more than one person to want to date me. lol *nervous laughter* :c

- Consider that I might just want to be friends with you.. just because I'm open with my sexuality doesn't mean I'll fuck anything with a pulse.

- Don't message me if we're less than a 60% match, okcupid tells me that it's just not going to work out..

- I am actually very sweet, I promise!!

ANYWHO.........

My name's julienne, but I go by yen (don't call me julienne). I am majoring in fashion design, and i make all my own clothes. I've been told that I'm quite the character. I'm sassy, fat, and will make you laugh until you pee yourself. My hobbies include sewing, cooking, and I guess just making stuff in general. I also like to collect things for my "trip kit" because I very much enjoy getting lost, and then finding myself. Psychedelic therapy is something that is very near and dear to me. Also down for that fo' two oh~ get at meh. Super open minded to the point that my brains might fall out and honest to a fault :T hmm sorry for rambling but if you can't bare reading more than a couple paragraphs, go home.
What I’m doing with my life
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eh.

shameless self bump:
phatgenes.tumblr.com
IG ~ phatgenes
I’m really good at
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pretending i don't speak english.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
if you find out, let me know. because i don't know what to write here.

i do get a lot of "where did you get your perm done?" though :/

blah blah blah, things i want people to notice about me. blah blah blah.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i weirdly enjoy watching really morbid and disgusting stuff like "a sebrian film" and "salo". i guess i have a thing for movies about sodomy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ... kidding. i didn't necessarily enjoy those films, but i did enjoy pushing the boundaries of what i thought could stomach. hmmm also.. koyaanisqatsi, funky forrest, oldboy, some shion sono and quentin tarantino stuffs. and ya know.. the classics; american psycho, donnie darko.. blah blah blah

currently binge watching the X-files and chopped on netflix.

here's a big sloppy list of shit i listen to! - heiroglyphics (souls of mischief), sage francis, chilly gonzales, portishead, lovage, the black keys, the pixies, tom waits, the locust, blackbird raum, amanda palmer, andrew jackson jihad, grimes, hot chip, aphex twin, skream, neutral milk hotel, beirut, typical cats, nightmares on wax, tycho, KID KOALA, black moth super rainbow, ghost culture, MAX NORMAL, salem, TOBACCO, health, quantic, gramatik, cut chemist, mixmaster mike, bonobo, siriusmo, delta spirit, camera obscura, tilly and the wall, primus, pete rock, kool keith, mf doom, ratatat, necro, minibosses, breakbot, mr.oizo, xiu xiu, venetian snares, clap your hands say yeah, the unicorns, sufjan stevents, devendra banhart, wolf parade, css, panda bear, gold panda, little boots, pogo, flying lotus, cut copy, sebastiAn, animal collective, ariel pink, coco rosie, tipper.. and blah i'm lazy, this should be good enough.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
i like to think i could do without most things, aside from the obvious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what it's like to be an animal. if i'll ever own a swimming pool... lost bobby pin heaven. what i would do if i had a penis (I've had this lifelong dream of writing a book about this and having it be a part of oprah's book club, then have her surprise everyone with free strap-ons underneath their seats. "And you get a strap-on! And you! And you!") okay... I'm done.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a cat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i tried to start a girls only fight club at my own birthday party.
(as you can see this didn't work out because i already broke rules 1 & 2)

i like to get oiled up and watch myself dance in the mirror and pretend i'm a video girl. (stop asking me to do this for you)

i'm a pretty peaceful person.. but during the summer i always seem to find myself stuck in my bathroom ruthlessly killing ants for hours.

i couldn't think of anything really "private" to say.. i'm an open book, ask me anything.
You should message me if
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you..

don't own any fedoras.
- I've actually been receiving a lot of messages from guys defending their love for fedoras, so you can go ahead and entertain me with that.

are andy from parks and rec.

are andy from twin peaks.

wanna get weird~

have similar taste in music!

actually read my whole profile. (or most of it) you will be quizzed.

would be interested in taking me to the feline reservation center to look at the big cats :3

are down to match bowls/ smoke in general

p.s. if i've visited your profile more than 3 times, and haven't messaged you first... i'm probably just being shy >.< so shoot me one!

*NO FUCKBOYS ALLOWED*

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