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phenamunan

37 Monterey, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:32am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
7′ 11″ (2.41m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Military
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), Basque (Fluently), Latin (Fluently), Ilongo (Fluently)

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What I’m doing with my life
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conquering third world countries, starring in major Hollywood blockbusters, becoming the first MVP in four professional sports leagues, smoking freebase, work, long moonlit walks on the beach, campaigning for public office
I’m really good at
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crushing my enemies, driving them to the winds, riding their horses, holding their wives and daughters in my arms.

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The first things people usually notice about me
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I make people laugh, then cry.
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I don't read, watch movies or TV, listen to music or eat.
The six things I could never do without
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oxygen
water
food
sex
the tears of my enemies
smoking freebase
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
booze
pillaging
sex
in that order
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
pillaging third world countries, smoking freebase, punting small animals, meeting your parents, playing with the New York Philharmonic
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have five uncurable STDs and only have unprotected sex, mostly with willing partners. Also, I wet the bed and cry myself to sleep most nights.
You should message me if
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you have low self esteem and poor judgment

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