So I figured this was the next best thing besides getting an obnoxiously cute dog, giving him some erudite name like Lucretius or Heraclitus, and blatantly calling it out in public, assuming no female within a 20 foot radius would resist the enchanting combination of adorable intellect. It will probably come to that as soon as I get an apartment that allows dogs. :/
Went to school for engineering, but only ever really enjoyed the philosophy classes I took on the side.
Total gym bro. Squatz and oatz, u mirin, jelly, t-rex mode, etc. Zumba twice a week.
I get my political news from Thom Hartmann, Sam Seder, The Young Turks, Democracy Now, and NPR (respectively).
I had my legs amputated and replaced with bike wheels.
I can play the ocarina; yes it is a real instrument.
I write chiptune music.
Drawing comics is my primary outlet for self-deprecation a la Charlie Brown.
I'm still enough of a gamer to know how to beat the first 7 levels or so of Battletoads without dying.
I only make healthy, boring food.
3/4th's is my favorite time signature.
My bedhead is legendary.