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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 21
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from high school
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't take things too seriously. I watch a lot of movies. I don't like most of the music on the radio. People like me for my neatly pressed slacks, and because I'm rarely late. I may be big, but I'm also slow and uncoordinated. I have no sense of humor.

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a dry cleaners to make money, and I really love my job. I'm also in a band called Valencia Orange. You can give it a listen at, but i have to warn you that its incredibly pretentious and you will judge me harshly for it. That is, however, all part of my devious plan to weed out the weak ones. But the real question is what I'm doing with my life, and the simple answer is "not shit". I'm just looking for someone who's as down to head to that same nowhere with me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering useless facts and regurgitating them at will. Messing up good things completely, utterly and irreversibly. Getting drunk and making an ass of myself at totally inappropriate times. With enough effort, I can passive aggressively turn this into a list of things I'm bad at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my laugh, like Seth Rogan swallowed a squeaky toy and he's now being furiously tickled. I've been told I have beautiful eyes by elderly women in gas stations, on multiple occasions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fight Club
Pulp Fiction
American Beauty
Donnie Darko
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
American Psycho
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest
The Life Aqautic with Steve Zissou
The Fantastic Mr. Fox
Moonrise Kingdom
The Men Who Stare At Goats
500 Days Of Summer
Where The Wild Things Are
Resevoir Dogs
Alpha Dog
Black Swan

Cold War Kids
Frank Turner
La Dispute
Pity Sex
Joyce Manor
Fleet Foxes
Alabama Shakes
The Staves
George Ezra
Homeless Gospel Choir
The Shins
The XX
Mr. Cash
Mr. Dylan
Mr. Jerry Lee
Pretty much anything with guitars, drums and desperate poetry

To be honest, i don't read much. I love to read, but my interests have sort of waned away from it. But, if you have any suggestions i would be more than happy to check them out!

And wtf, I'm supposed to pick a favorite food? I guess i like Italian, and Chinese buffets. And mashed potatoes. I'm lactose intolerant.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Spinal chord
Left hand
Right index finger
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I basically live in my head. I'm constantly spaced out, on another planet looking for my next big rock to bring back to earth. Haven't found any rocks yet, but dammit if I don't try.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hoping to break the trend of solo date nights, treating myself to dinner and playing whatever game I'm obsessing over this week. Please, save me from myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have social anxiety that would make it very hard to answer a question like this in person without dripping sweat. I will literally hold onto a cigarette butt for an hour to avoid getting up and making an interaction with someone. I'm very picky with people, and I work off of vibes. So just be chill, and i will follow suit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like having conversations that you can't have with people who aren't me. Or if you're into guys that sort of resemble bears.