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philipthetankk

22 M Fort Worth, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't take things too seriously. I watch a lot of movies. I don't like most of the music on the radio. People like me for my neatly pressed slacks, and because I'm rarely late. I may be big, but I'm also slow and uncoordinated. I have no sense of humor.

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and playing stupid acoustic music. My job is pretty cool, my band is pretty lame. Check it out flowermouthtx.bandcamp.com
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not texting back, forgetting birthdays, wallowing in self pity, misreading situations and general apathy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glassy eyes, my thunder thighs, my homemade pies
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies
________
Fight Club
Pulp Fiction
American Beauty
Donnie Darko
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
American Psycho
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest
The Life Aqautic with Steve Zissou
The Fantastic Mr. Fox
Moonrise Kingdom
The Men Who Stare At Goats
500 Days Of Summer
Where The Wild Things Are
Resevoir Dogs
Alpha Dog
Black Swan

Music
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Cold War Kids
Frank Turner
La Dispute
Pity Sex
Dads
Joyce Manor
TWIABP&IANLATD
Fleet Foxes
Of Monsters And Men
The Used
Bright Eyes
Fall Out Boy
The Shins
The XX
Mr. Cash
Mr. Dylan
Mr. Jerry Lee
Sublime
Taking Back Sunday
Pretty much anything with guitars, drums and desperate poetry
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could do without most things. And people. But we wont be able to go on as a species without Steve Buscemi.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How cool it would be to have super powers. Also i think about boobs. This does not make me a pervert.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Solo date night. Treating myself to a $5 limit at taco bell. Get it, girl. You deserve it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That Im on a dating website because i have no social life.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are as disenchanted by everything around you as i am.