Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't take things too seriously. I watch a lot of movies. I don't
like most of the music on the radio. People like me for my neatly
pressed slacks, and because I'm rarely late. I may be big, but I'm
also slow and uncoordinated. I have no sense of humor.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a dry cleaners to make money, and I really love my job.
I'm also in a band called Valencia Orange. You can give it a listen
at valenciaorangetx.bandcamp.com, but i have to warn you that its
incredibly pretentious and you will judge me harshly for it. That
is, however, all part of my devious plan to weed out the weak ones.
But the real question is what I'm doing with my life, and the
simple answer is "not shit". I'm just looking for someone who's as
down to head to that same nowhere with me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering useless facts and regurgitating them at will. Messing
up good things completely, utterly and irreversibly. Getting drunk
and making an ass of myself at totally inappropriate times. With
enough effort, I can passive aggressively turn this into a list of
things I'm bad at.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my laugh, like Seth Rogan swallowed a squeaky toy and he's
now being furiously tickled. I've been told I have beautiful eyes
by elderly women in gas stations, on multiple occasions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest
The Life Aqautic with Steve Zissou
The Fantastic Mr. Fox
The Men Who Stare At Goats
500 Days Of Summer
Where The Wild Things Are
Cold War Kids
Homeless Gospel Choir
Mr. Jerry Lee
Pretty much anything with guitars, drums and desperate poetry
To be honest, i don't read much. I love to read, but my interests
have sort of waned away from it. But, if you have any suggestions i
would be more than happy to check them out!
And wtf, I'm supposed to pick a favorite food? I guess i like
Italian, and Chinese buffets. And mashed potatoes. I'm lactose
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Right index finger
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I basically live in my head. I'm constantly spaced out, on another
planet looking for my next big rock to bring back to earth. Haven't
found any rocks yet, but dammit if I don't try.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hoping to break the trend of solo date nights, treating myself to
dinner and playing whatever game I'm obsessing over this week.
Please, save me from myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have social anxiety that would make it very hard to answer a
question like this in person without dripping sweat. I will
literally hold onto a cigarette butt for an hour to avoid getting
up and making an interaction with someone. I'm very picky with
people, and I work off of vibes. So just be chill, and i will
You should message me if
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You like having conversations that you can't have with people who
aren't me. Or if you're into guys that sort of resemble bears.
Who are you looking for?
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