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philipthetankk

22 M Fort Worth, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I don't take things too seriously. I watch a lot of movies. I don't like most of the music on the radio. People like me for my neatly pressed slacks, and because I'm rarely late. I may be big, but I'm also slow and uncoordinated. I have no sense of humor.

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What I’m doing with my life
Working my ass off and playing stupid acoustic music. My job is pretty cool, my band is pretty lame. Check it out flowermouthtx.bandcamp.com
I’m really good at
Not texting back, forgetting birthdays, wallowing in self pity, misreading situations and general apathy.
The first things people usually notice about me
My glassy eyes, my thunder thighs, my homemade pies
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies
________
Fight Club
Pulp Fiction
American Beauty
Donnie Darko
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
American Psycho
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest
The Life Aqautic with Steve Zissou
The Fantastic Mr. Fox
Moonrise Kingdom
The Men Who Stare At Goats
500 Days Of Summer
Where The Wild Things Are
Resevoir Dogs
Alpha Dog
Black Swan

Music
_______
Cold War Kids
Frank Turner
La Dispute
Pity Sex
Dads
Joyce Manor
TWIABP&IANLATD
Fleet Foxes
Of Monsters And Men
The Used
Bright Eyes
Fall Out Boy
The Shins
The XX
Mr. Cash
Mr. Dylan
Mr. Jerry Lee
Sublime
Taking Back Sunday
Pretty much anything with guitars, drums and desperate poetry
The six things I could never do without
I could do without most things. And people. But we wont be able to go on as a species without Steve Buscemi.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How cool it would be to have super powers. Also i think about boobs. This does not make me a pervert.
On a typical Friday night I am
Solo date night. Treating myself to a $5 limit at taco bell. Get it, girl. You deserve it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That Im on a dating website because i have no social life.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You are as disenchanted by everything around you as i am.