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philmud

35 Melbourne, Australia Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Heteroflexible
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sanskrit (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Mid 30s homesteading nerd seeks fun & friendship. Comes with free dad jokes.

After a long period of being too busy to date other people, things are a bit more settled in my life & I'm looking for new friends and possibly lovers.

I'm a friendly, funny guy. I love to talk and dream & scheme. I like detours & exploring. Conversations with strangers. Broken social conventions. Erratic punctuation.

I'm more quiet bar than loud pub and I'm not even a little bit club.

I'm interested in lots of DIY home-steady stuff & like to make my own booze and things like sauerkraut. Potential suitors, please form a queue to the left.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a Dad, working for the man, homesteading.

Photography school dropout & reformed juvenile delinquent.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at being pretty ok at most things. Try me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really not sure. I probably seem reserved at first blush. But I ain't.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Salinger, Greene, Steinbeck, Maughm. I liked some Murakami recently. Liked Irvine Welsh's early stuff, but that fucker is cynically milking it now.

TV: currently OITNB, GOT, Netflix in general. Classic favourites include Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, Mad Men - the usuals.

Movies: Shortbus, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, Trainspotting, Fight Club. I realise these are all quite old. Lemme think about more recent offerings.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My little family
Something to become absorbed in
A kitchen
Beer (no alco)
The Internet
My right hand (Sorry Jaime)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I ruminate a lot. It might be a form of neurosis. I fine tune hypothetical conversations that will never happen. But, but, but... If they do happen, I'll know just what to say.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Quietly unwinding from the week. Ask me out, I'm probably free.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I joined the mile high club, by myself. It was a boring flight......
You should message me if
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You think our skills would complement each other in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

You want to grab coffee or a drink.

You'd like to make out.