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35 Melbourne, Australia Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Today – 3:53am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Seeing Someone
Mostly non-monogamous
Has kids, and might want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sanskrit (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I ferment things to eat and to drink. And I photograph things. Not the same things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I'm a Dad now. An actual father! This has been a very awesome development.

I'm inviting microbes into my life. Yeast and bacteria primarily, but all micro-organisms are welcome. Except botulism.

I also work in the public service – as a child I promised myself I wouldn’t do that. Now at night, after I touch myself, writhing in guilt, I apologise to that child.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

I'm a bit obsessed with DIY. I make beer, sauerkraut (and other lacto fermented foods) and more recently charcuterie.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really not sure. I probably seem reserved at first blush. But I ain't.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Salinger, Greene, Steinbeck, Maughm. Recently coming to terms with how I read very few books that aren't written by white men. I'm embarrassed by this, if you have suggestions to help me sort it out, hit me up.

TV: currently OITNB, GOT, the footy.

Classics that give you an idea of my likes: Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, Dexter, M*A*S*H, Mad Men

Movies: Shortbus, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, Trainspotting, Fight Club
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
La familia
Really, I have no idea what else right now. An outlet for expression perhaps.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I ruminate a lot. It might be a form of neurosis. I fine tune hypothetical conversations that will never happen. But, but, but... If they do happen, I'll know just what to say.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Feeling greateful that I'm not the guy from the silver K gallery ads. That guy is a cadaver.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I joined the mile high club, by myself. It was a boring flight......
You should message me if
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You think our skills would complement each other in the event of a zombie apocalypse.