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34 M Melbourne, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:51am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Politics / Government
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sanskrit (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I decided that it was time to revamp my profile; I read it and thought that I wouldn’t necessarily talk to me, or fuck me, and there’s some of you out there I’d like to do at least one of these things with.

I lay no claims to being consistent or logical. Why, even five minutes ago I took an industrial strength antacid tablet and then as an afterthought I ate a couple of jalapenos from the jar. I really wanted them both.

Which brings me to the question of my sexuality – I am not a straighty one-eighty. I have listed myself here as bi, and Lord knows I do love the dick, but on a Kinsey scale I probably lean closer to straight – in any case I’m not hetero and homophobia sucks, so you know...if you hate fags then you can fuck off.

I’m also not monogamous and I am in a long term open relationship with the awesome, witty, sexy and kind beestung13. I don’t generally use the word polyamorous because for me it carries a connotation of people who justify their sexuality by citing the behaviour of the bonobo monkey – it also carries the connotation of someone making out with randoms at a renaissance fair – however, if you call yourself poly and these prejudices I have don’t describe you, maybe we’d hit it off.

So aside from my seemingly indiscriminate sexuality there’s really not much to me – a vacuous hole of a man I live only to put notches in my belt .

But, one has to maintain a facade of normality to prevent the wider community for seeing one for what one really is; the Patrick Bateman of rampant horniness, so I also pretend to be interested in other things; read on for details.....
What I’m doing with my life
Well, I'm a Dad now. An actual father! This has been a very awesome development - everyone should try it. Don't be hindered by biology.

I also work in the public service – as a child I promised myself I wouldn’t do that. Now at night, after I touch myself, writhing in guilt, I apologise to that child.

I study photography part time – this I love and would like to make it a career. I am especially passionate about portraiture and love to conceptualise quirky, subversive shoots – if you are a creative soul who’d like to collaborate on something like this, please let me know. Similarly I’m interested in anyone who thinks they might like to model for me.

My course is all digital, but I am also dabbling a bit with lo-fi photography with my sexy vintage 35mm. I am teaching myself to develop my own film, which is really interesting and frustrating (everyone but me seems to have done this in school). I also really like iphoneography and often forsake my expensive SLR for my iPhone.
I’m really good at
Key lime pie

Making tortillas

Putting off shaving because I'm lazy

I'm a people person- I'm a good listener and a good talker. I'm a good story teller and have a plethora of tales from my misspent youth that are only funny because they happened in the past. Once I nearly attacked a pizza delivery guy with a sword....I thought he was someone else.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I always sit/stand/walk on the right hand side of people- this is because my left ear is infinitely better at hearing than my right- My right ear is decorative only, though the most noticeable thing about this is irony about me being a lefty that favours the right side of everyone! So yeah, speak up....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books/authors;

JD Salinger: The Catcher in the Rye, Franny and Zooey and For Esme, with Love and Squalor.

Bret Easton Ellis: Glamorama, The Rules of Attraction

Chuck Palahnuik: Fightclub and Choke

Irvine Welsh: Trainspotting and Porno

Graham Greene: The Heart of the Matter and The Quiet American

W Somerset Maughm: The Razors Edge and Of Human Bondage

John Steinbeck:East of Eden

o the ethical slut


Shortbus, Gummo, Fightclub, Little Miss Sunshine, Happiness, Trainspotting, Being John Malkovich, Quills,Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Dreamers,

TV Shows

Six Feet Under, Dexter, Queer as Folk, The Mighty Boosh, Black Books, Big Love, Louis Theroux Boardswalk Empire, Breaking Bad,


Bright Eyes, Rufus Wainwright, Ben Kweller,Smashing Pumpkins, Placebo, Portishead, Flaming Lips, Tool, Stone Temple Pilots, Sonic Youth, Muse, Gentle Ben and His Sensitive Side


I love to cook! Food is such a simple pleasure, and one of the things I love best is turning modest, fresh ingredients into something special. I have discovered the joy of slow cooked foods.I'm not normally a patient person, so it's good for me to spend a whole afternoon preparing and cooking dinner; it gives me a real sense of satisfaction. I like eating out too, I'm not fussy, but Japanese is a favourite.

The six things I could never do without
All in context, because I could survive with very little (I'm a Macgyver type), the things I'd prefer not to be without include;

My partner beestung13 who is pretty darn cool


sex/libido/a playmate

My camera

the internet

my kitchen

something to look forward to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think a lot about my future and whether I like the way it's looking, and what I'd like to change.

I think about sex a lot; future sex, historical sex, hypothetical sex, actual sex, the sex of Christmas past. All kinds of sex and the associated chemistry, connectedness and sometimes drama.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably watching a DVD, possibly out for dinner. Sounds kind of sad, but on the up side you probably won't have to try to hard to entice me out.

My life these days is pretty mellow in some respects, but it hasn't always been so it suits me rather well.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I joined the mile high club, by myself. It was a boring flight......
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
If I amuse you, or you think we'd amuse each other. If you like the same authors and just want to point that out or if you'd like new open minded friends then drop me a line.