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philosijohn

29 M Commerce Township, MI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Idea for profile gandering music that I totally stole from another user.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0

I am not what I say I am here, I am so much more. This is me inside my head. Random, kind of strange, all over the damn place. This is me. Its whatcha get.

Classic lost artist type with intermittent burst of passionate creativity. I used to be outgoing, now I'm kinda shy. I don't really know why, but, I've become a bit reclusive.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm looking for my marbles.........like the guy in Hook. And getting my shit together. Which is a weird saying.....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
oMetaphors, similes and silly, silly puns.
Playing name that band from classic rock through the early 90's.
Ripping shingles off of roofs like a crazy man.
I no longer rip shingles off roofs. I now chuck wood. Like the sing songy critter.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the scruff. Right now anyway, I'm pretty scruffy. Call me Scruff McGruff.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really like most Hunter Thompson, and I love Vonnegut. Especially Player Piano. I like a lot of random fiction. I like the classics to I suppose. Like Poe, but I like silly Poe, not depressing poe. Like Three Sundays in a Row.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Good music (especially some kind of heavy rock)
2. Some sort of tasty breakfast cereal (i.e. lucky charms/peanut butter crunch/count chocula/most cereals kids dig!)
3. Comfortable walking shoes
4. A decent lighter (They give them to boy scouts because of their infinite uses)
5. My soul (not in a religious way, but in a James Brown 'I've got soul and I'm super bad' kind of way)
6. My simultaneous curious nature and questioning way
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What happened to people to make them so happy to be ignorant and proud of it. Why the american people are so damn shallow and love trite crap like Jersey Shore. If I had an expensive autotune system I think I could be a famous singer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Yesterday was a Friday.....and I do believe I fell asleep watching Ace Ventura 2. Exciting night....exciting movie too it seems.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I haven't had conventional TV in over five years and I love it!

I'm not really all that private......but, I can peel a banana with my feet like a monkey....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Listen, I'm a pretty nice guy, I'm ridiculously loyal to those I care for, I'm funny (I mean...I think I'm funny), and I don't like making problems where there aren't any. If that sounds like what you're looking for, then awesome. If you need more, like financial security, or the most handsome guy ever, its not me.

Its my birthday today! Sunday the 20th of July 2014. If you want to wish me a happy one, that'd be awesome. If you want to help me celebrate, even better! Note, its not my birthday anymore, but you can still help me celebrate!