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philosopherink

38 Phoenix, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a storyteller with a rebel heart.

I turn words into sentences, paragraphs and entire stories. I spend a good deal of time maintaining the heartbeat of creative campaigns. Inexplicably, people also pay me for my opinions on music.

Oh yeah, I break a lot of drumsticks. I keep stepping on fragments. I should vacuum more.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m usually in the eye of a tornado of poetry anthologies and obscure Russian novels, while I dodge flying LPs by forgotten artists that hipsters pretend to remember.

I'm looking for an adventure; I could always use some great company.

Oh yeah, I'll be publishing a book later this year.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Listening.

- Making Devil’s Food Espresso cupcakes from scratch. That includes the frosting.

- Being there for others when things fall apart.

- Changing commas to semicolons--like a boss.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I’m a troublemaker. I get a lot of stern warnings.

Also, my eyelashes--at least that's what girls tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Here are just a few authors that I routinely steal ideas from: Thomas Pynchon, Don DeLillo, David Foster Wallace, Hemingway, Faulkner, Junot Diaz, …

Movies:
If you’re familiar with The Criterion Collection, there’s a good chance we’ll get along. A few of my favorites: Tarantino, Kubrick, Kurosawa, Hitchcock, Wes Anderson, The Coen Brothers ...

Shows:
This might be the "Golden Age" of television. A few of my favorites: The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Louie, True Detective ...

Music:
Music is basically a way of life for me, so here are just a few: Miles, Coltrane, Otis Redding, TV on The Radio, Arcade Fire, Radiohead, Johnny Cash ... Ask me about it; I love to talk about music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The truth is, it's my family and friends; however, here are six more below. See what I did there? It's like wishing for more wishes ...

1. Compassion.

2. The sound of an LP skipping and falling back into a groove on a turntable that’s too old to find parts for.

3. New York City. In some ways, it will always be home.

4. My niece laughing. The Earth stops spinning.

5. My fingers typing on a keyboard or a pen in my hand.

6. Perspective
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Why do people insist on creamy peanut butter when crunchy is so much better?

- Am I giving enough?

- Robots. And robot riots. We won't win, so be careful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
One Friday night I ended up in a high-speed motorcycle chase with members of Parliament Funkadelic in downtown Phoenix. There were ninjas involved. They're so tricky.

I love Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I might be afraid of monkeys. I don't trust them; you shouldn't either.
You should message me if
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You’re smart but don’t feel the need to constantly remind everyone, kind even when no one is looking, funny enough to trigger those deep down laughs that people remember for years, just the right amount of weird, and wake up each day genuinely thinking that anything is possible.

Or, if you sometimes wish life could be more like a Wes Anderson movie.