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32 Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA Man


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  • Ages 20–45
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Last online
Mar 3
Body type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
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English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I've got a flying machine!!! Or, rather I WISH I had one. Know where I can find one? My old one was stolen by Czar Igorovich the Black so He could go back in time and invade Mars. That's right, my flying machine could traverse time: and my dwarves can fly.

What can I say about me that won't have you running for the hills? I was raised here in Winnipeg, though I did spend 4 years in BC finishing off a BA in History at Simon Fraser University. I could have stayed there, but the call of the wide flat prairies and a proper Winnipeg winter was far too strong. I far prefer a cold snowy winter than a wet gloomy dreary misaerable "winter." Have you seen how the snowfall sparkles in the moonlight and streetlights here? How can a heap of slush ever compare?

To pay the bills I work as a security guard. I would like to go on to grad school but that just isn't in the cards economically right now, instead I try to continue to study things on my own. It may not be the same, but at least it keeps my mind a bit sharper than if I don't.

I spend a lot of time reading, watching sci-fi/fantasy shows, playing old school tabletop RPGs, board games, and generally nerding it up. Tetris is by far the king of all vidja games.

I am a biblioholic. I am addicted to books. When I feel down I will end up buying a book or seven. This means that I always have more books than I could possibly finish. I like my books. People ask why I do not use the public library, and I am al "why use that loibrary when I have my own?" Sometimes I strech my arms out to touch the sides of my bookshelves in their corner and pretend I am hugging my library. My personal library is pretty sizable.

I like to be in or around water. Prairie thunderstorms are wicked awesome, but westcoast rainy winters are for suckers.

Were I to describe my religiosity to you, it would be an odd mishmash of Soto Zen Buddhism and Discordianism. Do not worry if this makes no sense to you. It does not always make sense to me either.

Be warned: I am a zombie enthusiast. I watch the bad zombie movies along with the good. Some make your teeth hurt. Because of this, I am also constantly aware of the potential of a zombie outbreak. I sometimes wonder whether or not the Boy Scouts are lax in their mission to "Be Prepared" out of a lack of a Zombie Defence merit badge.

What would my passions be? History, Tolkien, Godzilla, and Curling (watching since I don't get a chance to play).
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I am mostly just getting by as a security guard because I cannot afford to go on to grad school at this time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am wicked good at remembering things that are completely useless.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Long hair and facial hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Music:
Rhapsody, Dragon Force, Hammerfall, Blind Guardian, Iron Maiden, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Cult, Loreena Mckennit, Peter Gabriel, Dropkick Murphys, The Tragically Hip, They Might Be Giants, Arrogant Worms, Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie, ACDC, KISS, Ron Jeremy & Pornosonic, REM, Tom Lehrer, Queen, the Protomen...

Favorite TV Shows:
Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, Rome, How I Met Your Mother, Supernatural, Stargate SG-1, South Park, Robot Chicken, Quantum Leap, Due South, The Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Clerks (The Cartoon), Thunderbirds, Babylon 5, Black Adder, Red Dwarf, Black Books, Penn & Teller's Bullshit!, Community.

Favorite Movies:
Transformers: The Movie, The Blues Brothers, The Grindhouse, Night of the Living Dead, Shawn of the Dead, Night Watch, Stay, Thank You For Smoking, Clerks, Clerks II, Donnie Darko, Monty Python: Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Wild Zero, Godzilla, Godzilla Final Wars, Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, Hot Fuzz, Equilibrium, American Psycho, Super Troopers, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Highlander,

Favorite Books:
The Night Watch novels, American Gods, Neverwhere, World War Z, Zombie Survival Guide, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, The Foundation Novels, The Robot Novels, In the Wake of the Plague, Under the Black Flag, Sandman (graphic novels), The Mormon Hierarchy: Origins of Power, The Great War novels (Harry Turtledove), Principia Discordia, The Door into Summer, Red Planet, Job: a comedy of justice, Starship Troopers, Starman Jones, For the love of Evil, The Skystone, Discworld novels, Good Omens, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Jesus's Childhood Pal, Hardcore Zen, Zen Wrapped in Karma Dipped in Chocolate, the Temeraire novels, ...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My books, my sight, my life (I would totally die without it, I swear. complete and total allergies to death. can't even have a little), people, 23, and food
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dunno yet
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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... I have a third nipple. Seriously. You should have seen the look on my face when I realized just what it was.