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philosophytaco

27 M Honolulu, HI

My Details

Last Online
Aug 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sanskrit (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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hey there world - self-summarizations are strange and difficult. what does one say to summarize themselves? i guess to start, i can say that i'm a phd student in philosophy at uh manoa. originally from new york, but i've been in honolulu for around 4 years

other things: i'm a fan of hockey and football; i like to kid that i have a drinking problem bc im usually more interested in liquids (juice, soda, tea, beer, water) rather than foods; i'd like to think i'm pretty blunt and candid; i'm real sincere even though i dont take many things too seriously - i live pretty casually; i'm ambitious enough to be where i am and going where i want as a result; i enjoy fucking around with accents (i'm particularly fond of jamaican, british, and new zealand accents); i hate using the word "I" when writing - but its so damn hard to avoid when you write a self-summary so i gave in.
What I’m doing with my life
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well as i said i'm a phd student in philosophy at uh manoa. a lot of people ask "josh, what the hell can you do with degree in philosophy?" or more mildly, "what do you want to do with that?" - i want to work at the philosophy factory...
more seriously, and in particular, i want to be a professor at a small liberal arts college, similar to the one where i did my undergrad.
i'll be teaching my own introduction to philosophy courses for the first time in the coming summer and fall semesters
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
i'm usually pretty good at jeopardy. i'm also not bad at guitar - although i dont exactly know what i'm doing, i can occasionally tickle your earhole. i'm an excellent drinking buddy and pretty decent at most drinking games - and on that note i'm getting kind of decent at pool. i'm pretty good at playing devil's advocate and giving people the benefit of the doubt. i also have a kind of remarkable ability to read regardless of whats going on around me. and i'm not bad at improvising and generally just winging it
The first things people usually notice about me
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my huge tits and great ass

...also i suppose my sense of humor, my somewhat aloof but amiable character, my interest in the contradictory as well as all things "meta", and my love for puns.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: One Flew Over A Cuckoos Nest; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test; Breakfast of Champions; Slaughter House Five... aside from these titles, i read incessantly, but not anything that most people read.

movies: The Big Lebowski; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; Moon; Waking Life; Seven Psychopaths; The Cable Guy (easily the most underrated Jim Carrey movie); I Heart Huckabees; Lucky Number Sleven; Ip Man (1 and 2); Fifth Element; Choke; Nick Cage movies (namely Con Air, The Rock, and Faceoff... hes the best overactor since William Shatner); What Dreams May Come; Fight Club; All Batman movies (yea even the shitty ones with Val Kilmer and George Clooney - they're fun to laugh at; but especially christopher nolan's versions); Old Boy (the korean version); all the Die Hards; Black Dynamite; A Scanner Darkley; Wet Hot American Summer; Being John Malkovich; Caddyshack...i'm also fond of anything Sam Rockwell is in and mostly anything by Stanley Kubrick or Quentin Tarantino

tv: i just got rid of cable and i'm starting to tour the netflix neighborhood. i mostly watch South Park, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Breaking Bad, Archer, Comedy Bang Bang, Bob's Burgers, Cosmos, other science/nature documentaries...

music: i like funky, jazzy, jammy, bluesy grooves, and of course some classic rock. Lettuce, STS9, James Brown, Phish, Mos Def, Hypnotic Brass Ensemble, Jurassic 5, Medeski Martin & Wood, Snoop, The Meters, Hot Tuna, Parliament-Funkadelic, Dizzy Gillespi, Talib Kweli, The Doors, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Led Zeppelin, Grateful Dead, Soulive, Radiohead, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, CSNY, Pink Floyd, Cake, Sly and the Family Stone, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Wu-tang, Toots & the Maytals, Galactic, Herbie Hancock, Bonobo, Beastie Boys, Elton John, The String Cheese Incident, Rodrigo y Gabriela, PROJECT Trio, Maceo Parker many many many more...

food: i have a terribly indiscriminant palate, so i'd try mostly anything - i think - and don't like anything in particular. indian, italian, mexican, chinese, thai, japanese, korean, i'll eat whatever...i eat mostly the same things all the time though - theres not much variety in my diet these days. i dont really give too much thought to food, although i'm increasingly becoming aware that i probably should
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. thought provocation

2. music (we want the funk!)

3. beer (rogue dead guy, magic hat #9, sierra nevada pale ale or blue point hoptical illusion would be preferable; though i'm recently becoming fond of Lagunitas Little Sumpin' and Coronado Idiot. but there aint nothing wrong with a classic PBR. or a bud heavy for that matter)

4. computer (w/ internet...bc whats the use of a computer without the internet)

5. friends/family... company in general is nice to have

6. a list of things i could never do without (bc how could someone with a list of things they could never do without do without a list of things they could never do without?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything...nothing

most recently, my dissertation topic

more mundanely: how accurate these match/enemy percentages are. my guess is probably not that accurate. that sort of thing can only really be gauged by actual interpersonal interaction. this online dating thing is sort of weird in that way, even if it is worth a shot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably drinking or some such activity in which the fun is had. i don't go clubbing or anything like that (not necessarily opposed, but its not particularly my cup of tea), but i like a good bar with good games, good music, good beer, and a good crowd. but this needn't be the case. i could just as easily chill and play a game, watch tv or a movie, read, or something along those lines. but for the most part im out, likely at a dive bar that has a pool table
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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that there is something which is most private and i'm willing to admit it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
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