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27 Honolulu, HI Man


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  • Ages 21–30
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Last Online
Yesterday – 4:47pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Judaism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Less than $20,000
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sanskrit (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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hey there world - self-summarizations are strange and difficult. what does one say to summarize themselves? i guess to start, i can say that i'm a phd student in philosophy at uh manoa. originally from new york, but i've been in honolulu for around 4 years
What I’m doing with my life
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well as i said i'm a phd student in philosophy at uh manoa. a lot of people ask "josh, what the hell can you do with degree in philosophy?" or more mildly, "what do you want to do with that?" - i want to work at the philosophy factory...
more seriously, and in particular, i want to be a professor at a small liberal arts college, similar to the one where i did my undergrad.
currently teaching intro to philosophy
I’m really good at
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i'm usually pretty good at jeopardy. i'm also not bad at guitar - although i dont exactly know what i'm doing, i can occasionally tickle your earhole. i'm an excellent drinking buddy and pretty decent at most drinking games - and on that note i'm getting kind of decent at pool. i'm pretty good at playing devil's advocate and giving people the benefit of the doubt. i also have a kind of remarkable ability to read regardless of whats going on around me. and i'm not bad at improvising and generally just winging it
The first things people usually notice about me
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hard to tell... probably me beard and personality?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: One Flew Over A Cuckoos Nest; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test; Breakfast of Champions; Slaughter House Five... aside from these titles, i read incessantly, but not anything that most people read.

movies: The Big Lebowski; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; Moon; Waking Life; Seven Psychopaths; The Cable Guy (easily the most underrated Jim Carrey movie); I Heart Huckabees; Lucky Number Sleven; Ip Man (1 and 2); Fifth Element; Choke; Nick Cage movies (namely Con Air, The Rock, and Faceoff... hes the best overactor since William Shatner); What Dreams May Come; Fight Club; All Batman movies (yea even the shitty ones with Val Kilmer and George Clooney - they're fun to laugh at; but especially christopher nolan's versions); Old Boy (the korean version); all the Die Hards; Black Dynamite; A Scanner Darkley; Wet Hot American Summer; Being John Malkovich; Caddyshack...i'm also fond of anything Sam Rockwell is in and mostly anything by Stanley Kubrick or Quentin Tarantino

tv: i just got rid of cable and i'm starting to tour the netflix neighborhood. i mostly watch South Park, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Breaking Bad, Archer, Comedy Bang Bang, Bob's Burgers, Cosmos, other science/nature documentaries...

music: i like funky, jazzy, jammy, bluesy grooves, and of course some classic rock. Lettuce, STS9, James Brown, Phish, Mos Def, Hypnotic Brass Ensemble, Jurassic 5, Medeski Martin & Wood, Snoop, The Meters, Hot Tuna, Parliament-Funkadelic, Dizzy Gillespi, Talib Kweli, The Doors, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Led Zeppelin, Grateful Dead, Soulive, Radiohead, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, CSNY, Pink Floyd, Cake, Sly and the Family Stone, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Wu-tang, Toots & the Maytals, Galactic, Herbie Hancock, Bonobo, Beastie Boys, Elton John, The String Cheese Incident, Rodrigo y Gabriela, PROJECT Trio, Maceo Parker, The Budos Band many many many more...

food: i have a terribly indiscriminant palate, so i'd try mostly anything - i think - and don't like anything in particular. indian, italian, mexican, chinese, thai, japanese, korean, i'll eat whatever...i eat mostly the same things all the time though - theres not much variety in my diet these days. i dont really give too much thought to food, although i'm increasingly becoming aware that i probably should
The six things I could never do without
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1. entertaining thoughts

2. music (we want the funk!)

3. beer

4. computer (w/ internet...bc whats the use of a computer without the internet)

5. friends/family... company in general

6. a list of things i could never do without (bc how could someone with a list of things they could never do without do without a list of things they could never do without?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

most recently, my dissertation topic
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
i generally just dig good company and good food or drink.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i met and am not a huge fan of jaleel white (the dude that played steve erkle on 'family matters')
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