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phlogistos87

27 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:04am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I don't really look it, but on the inside I'm actually a 46 year old lesbian. But a very tired 46 years old.

Update: I've been told I do look it. Whatever.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I make a living getting assholes drunk at a hotel bar. Since it seems that no one is willing to accept that bartending is not just a placeholder while I pursue my dream of being a famous actor/model/director/fashionwhatever/generallyfamousperson, then fine, geez, let's talk about what the future will most likely actually look like:
When I go bald I'm keeping the ponytail. You can't fight this I'm sorry, the decision is made. I'll just have to get a job teaching creative writing at a charter school. Cause that's what old bald dudes with ponytails do. Right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Margaret Atwood, John Irving, Lars Von Trier and Joss Whedon.
Folk music/folk rock, 90's alternative, and I'm a firm believer that Ke$ha is the voice of my generation.
Steak.
The six things I could never do without
-Steak
-Caffeine
-Whiskey
-Boys with tattoos (Even shitty tattoos. Doesn't matter much. Just tattoos.)
-Grammar
-Cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
God, I want a dog, but I'd be so bad at taking care of a dog.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting you drunk
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a very nice person.
I’m looking for
  • Gay guys only
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex