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phlogistos87

27 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't really look it, but on the inside I'm actually a 46 year old lesbian. But a very tired 46 years old.

Update: I've been told I do look it. Whatever.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I make a living getting assholes drunk at a hotel bar. Since it seems that no one is willing to accept that bartending is not just a placeholder while I pursue my dream of being a famous actor/model/director/fashionwhatever/generallyfamousperson, then fine, geez, let's talk about what the future will most likely actually look like:
When I go bald I'm keeping the ponytail. You can't fight this I'm sorry, the decision is made. I'll just have to get a job teaching creative writing at a charter school. Cause that's what old bald dudes with ponytails do. Right?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You're not vegan?!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Margaret Atwood, John Irving, Lars Von Trier and Joss Whedon.
Folk music/folk rock, 90's alternative, and I'm a firm believer that Ke$ha is the voice of my generation.
Steak.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Steak
-Caffeine
-Whiskey
-Boys with tattoos (Even shitty tattoos. Doesn't matter much. Just tattoos.)
-Grammar
-Cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
God, I want a dog, but I'd be so bad at taking care of a dog.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting you drunk
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not a very nice person.
I’m looking for
  • Gay guys only
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex