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phlogistos87

28 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 26
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't really look it, but on the inside I'm actually a 46 year old lesbian.

Update: I've been told I do look it.
Whatever.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I make a living getting assholes drunk at a hotel bar. Since it seems that no one is willing to accept that bartending is not just a placeholder while I pursue my dream of being a famous actor/model/director/fashionwhatever/generallyfamousperson, then fine, geez, let's talk about what the future will most likely actually look like:
When I go bald I'm keeping the ponytail. You can't fight this I'm sorry, the decision is made. I'll just have to get a job teaching creative writing at a charter school. Cause that's what old bald dudes with ponytails do. Right?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You'd look so handsome with short hair."
Bitch, I'm handsome now.
Don't try that shit with me. It won't end well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Margaret Atwood, John Irving, Lars Von Trier and Joss Whedon.
Folk music/folk rock, 90's alternative, modern alternative(if that's even a thing?)

I have to admit that I never understood hip hop until I heard "I Don't Fuck With You" by Big Sean. That song is perfect.

Steak.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Steak
-Caffeine
-Whiskey
-Boys with tattoos (Even shitty tattoos. Doesn't matter much. Just tattoos.)
-Grammar
-Cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The dogs I'm going to adopt once I get married and finally have someone at home to walk them for me.

(They're going to be pit bulls, and they're going to be fucking sweet as pie)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting you drunk
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not a very nice person.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can handle the fact that I will not meet you for brunch. I work all night and I sleep all day. So. No brunch.