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32 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:16pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Not at all
Other, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Recently moved here from Brooklyn, but I grew up Oregonian (in between, I lived in Europe, Indonesia, and the Midwest before I returned to our land of green absurdity - for which, I'm grateful to return.)

I'm still: crafty, aerodynamic, good at pairing, smooth to the touch, fire breathing (and eating), spicy food-aholic, sturdy with a fine finish, liberal but not a libertarian, slyly humorous, practically free, great for cleaning up those hard-to-handle messes, comes with a warranty, now with extra stopping power, the must-have for every household.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My tweeting description: Educated Beggar

By day, I sell green energy and protect the environment.
By night, I make shows.

And if I had to choose whether to kill a hippy or a yuppy-- I'd kill one with blunt force, the other, I would peacefully poison their edibles, ushering them off to the great big oneness, man.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I had these two eloquent paragraphs devoted to this, but after meeting noone of substance for months here, they both seemed so very empty and transparently desperate to get attention and stand out. So, thusly, deleted. Now, I proffer this:

I'm clever and funny, disarmingly so and threateningly often. If you can appreciate it, I'll treat you like a queen. If not, go enjoy some fellow plebian. Regardless, we all just want a life without suffering, and to feel elation while we endure it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A close friend told me, my art doesn't work for me, I work for my art. I think my tattoo lets people notice my devotion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books---Hubert Selby Jr. Cormac McCarthy (The Border Trilogy), Rinpoche, Game of Thrones, Threats, Beckett, Nabokov, Dostoyevsky, Atwood.

Music--- Gucci Mane, Danny Brown, Hudson Mohawke, FKA Twigs, The Acid, Liars, Salem, Crystal Castles, Ty Segall, The Rural Alberta Advantage, Perfume Genius,
Wu Tang Clan (the whole clan), OFWGKTA, Grimes, Xiu Xiu, Former Ghosts, Zola Jesus, Fionna Apple, Emika, Radiohead
Op Ivy, Joy Division, New Order

Shizows and Movie Pictures - David Lynch, The Walking Dead, The Wire, Boardwalk Empire, The Lego Movie, Haneke (The Time of the Wolf & Funny Games), Black Jesus, Boondocks, The State, Aronofsky, Kubrick, Carpenter's The Thing, Alll Friday the 13ths, All Nightmare on Elm Streets, anything Alien and/or/Vs. Predator, House of Cards, Trailer Park Boyz, Aphex Twin videos by Chris Cunningham,
Archer, Wondershowzen, Home Movies, Aqua Teen, Dexter, Twin Peaks, P.T. Anderson
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a person I trust to tell my most important ideas.
a book on the train
my iphone's googlemap app
green tea
black jeans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Theatre. Film. Music.
Book's plots.
My friends.
The state of education in America.
My student loans, and whether or not Grad school screwed me.
Health Care in America vs. Abroad.
Walking away from society and how joyous, yet impractical.
My dog, and how long he'll live.
Whether or not a smart beautiful person will read this.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Walking around with a twelve-pound hammer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not really a good person, but I play one on tv.

Feel free to get fucked up around me, I just don't partake. Just the designated driver.

I love this:
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to meet up. I love sharing tea or a drink, and tales with lovely people. Rock shows, rap joints, cinema films, and theater productions are preferred too. And if you like to eat, we have that in common. Sharing sunshine is dope too.

Ps. Don't bother if you say you're "easy-going" or just "trying to live life." Or if you're a "foodie." We all are. It's as sexy as saying you need oxygen. -wow, me too!?! (Should I put a ring on it?)

Noone is too cool for school, nor for me. I just want someone passionate about something and specific in their taste, aims, & aesthetic.

I am a feminist, but the term "basic bitches" makes me chortle.

Basic Bitches need not apply.