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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 11:50am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm* just gonna hum...

-and try to see more shows.

Portland since July '14,

before that:
Brooklyn, Harlem, Minneapolis, London, Bali, Seattle.

*crafty, aerodynamic, good at pairing, smooth to the touch, fire breathing (and eating), spicy food-aholic, sturdy with a fine finish, liberal but not a libertarian, slyly (dryly) humorous, practically free, great for cleaning up those hard-to-handle messes, comes with a warranty, now with extra stopping power, otherwise, this here is the must-have for every household.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My tweeting description: Educated Beggar

By day, I'm your warbride of capitalism.
By night, I make shows.

I read the news and facebook to see what other people do with their consciousness; disappointing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking vegan (I was engaged to one for a while) and being in the moment la la la
The first things people usually notice about me
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Nothing, I am an ubiquitous Waldo-wallflower of existence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm researching a large work now---so a lot of humanistic-existential psychology and North Korean history.

Books--- Reading Ian McEwan's The Children Act. Malcolm Gladwell, Donna Tartt, Hubert Selby Jr. Cormac McCarthy (The Border Trilogy- now Blood Meridian), Rinpoche, Game of Thrones, Threats, Beckett, Nabokov, Dostoyevsky, Atwood.

Music--- D'angelo, Parkay Quarts, Gucci Mane, Danny Brown, Hudson Mohawke, FKA Twigs, The Acid, Liars, Salem, Crystal Castles, Ty Segall, The Rural Alberta Advantage, Perfume Genius,
Wu Tang Clan (the whole clan), OFWGKTA, Grimes, Xiu Xiu, Former Ghosts, Zola Jesus, Fionna Apple, Emika, Radiohead
Op Ivy, Joy Division, New Order

Shizows and Movie Pictures - Rick & Morty, Black Mirror, David Lynch, The Walking Dead, The Wire, Boardwalk Empire, The Lego Movie, Haneke (The Time of the Wolf & Funny Games), Black Jesus, Boondocks, The State, Aronofsky, Kubrick, Carpenter's The Thing, Alll Friday the 13ths, All Nightmare on Elm Streets, anything Alien and/or/Vs. Predator, House of Cards, Trailer Park Boyz, Aphex Twin videos by Chris Cunningham,
Archer, Wondershowzen, Home Movies, Aqua Teen, Dexter, Twin Peaks, P.T. Anderson
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a person I trust to tell my most important ideas
a medley of books on the train
googlemap app (this sucker is trying to kill me. Ass.)
green tea
black jeans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music. News. Performance. Film. Tv. (That order. Keep the line.)
How noone cares how sensitive, empathetic, or informed I am, because I'll always be privileged (at least until the revolution comes--for which I hold my breath and have roman candles and progressive-expat choirs lying in wait.)
Anti-bacterial resistant bacteria.
How boring it was to read The Martian.
Walking away from society and how joyous, yet impractical.
My dog, and how long he'll live on "the farm."
Whether or not a smart beautiful person will read this.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Walking around with a twelve-pound hammer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not really a good person, but I play one on tv.

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If you want to meet up. I love sharing tea or a drink, and tales with lovely people. Rock shows, rap joints, cinema films, and theater productions are preferred too. And if you like to eat, we have that in common. Sharing sunshine is dope too.

Ps. Don't bother if you say you're "easy-going" or just "trying to live life." Or if you're a "foodie." We all are. It's as sexy as saying you need oxygen. -wow, me too!?! (Should I put a ring on it?)

Noone is too cool for school, nor for me. I just want someone passionate about something and specific in their taste, aims, & aesthetic.

I am a feminist, but the term "basic bitches" makes me chortle.

Basic Bitches need not apply.