Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
shit yeah. here's a list of me:
--fantastic air drummer
--i once saw "chinese" as an option to a sexual orientation
question in a survey. true story.
--became an ordained minister to officiate my brother's
--has a bad habit of subconsciously mimicking different accents
(particularly bad boston, british and irish accents)
--thinks that "one on one" by hall and oates is probably the most
beautiful song ever written. you should listen to the cee-lo/daryl
hall version. it's heaven. go youtube it. now. I'll wait.
--dj's at weddings/bars from time to time. dj name? dj baby bok
--believes that hollywood romances are possible. rare, but
possible. i just think that most people aren't willing to put in
--loves people watching and making up backstories for them
--passionate about photography but rarely shoots anymore
--annoyed by incessantly bad spelling/grammar. i don't have the
best spelling/grammar but i know the difference between you, your,
--got stopped by an overly excited dude in a marina bar (shudders)
who thought i was Vince Masuka from Dexter. in retrospect, i
should've told him that i was that actor. it would've made his
--wants to revive chivalry, not for guys to score points with
chicks (or dudes, whatever floats peoples' boats) but because there
are actually nice guys out there
--hates when his motives for doing nice things are questioned
--cannot decide if i want to write this in the first or third
--loves dressing up for events and always in the market for more
three piece suits
--thinks it's interesting that OKC has an match/enemy percentage.
would you slap a number on how much you like your best
--star trek nerdy. not star wars nerdy
--marvel nerdy. not dc nerdy
--if you're still reading this, your interest has been piqued. keep
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in tech! but I'm hardly a tech-bro. Yeesh... I sound like a
tech-bro for even saying that. I work out of my apartment most of
the time. Sounds cool but definitely not as glorious as it actually
is. Then again, sure beats a cubicle... and there's always clean
That's what goes on during the 8-5. After hours, I've been doing
way too much karaoke lately. i also like brainstorming photoshoot
ideas that i barely get around to. currently, I'm working on taking
the plunge into rock climbing... i need to hone my skills to become
the perfect ninja.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being the voice of reason. you'll either love or hate my calm
demeanor when it comes to moderating situations.
unintentional backhanded compliments, so I'm told.
doing one particular song really well at karaoke.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I'm usually the shortest guy in my group.
i have a bit of swagger in my step.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Currently juggling packing for mars, unspeakable things by
laurie penny, and amy poehler's "yes, please". oxford comma,
Last fave live show: i saw maya rudolph perform in a prince cover
band. they're called "princess" and they are brilliant.
Music's all across the board. I'm revisiting a lot of Billy Joel
right now. always trying to rediscover lost 80's artists. strange
advance would be one of such artists.
TV: from the guiltiest pleasures of once upon a time to the
grittiness of Breaking Bad. house of cards, shameless, parks/rec,
new girl, sherlock (UK), luther would fill those gaps inbetween.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
MORE LISTS!!!! YEAH!!!! (although, this one's a bit
--mi familia (blood or otherwise)
--the camera that i rarely use (an actual camera. not my cell
--the cap for my chapstick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
defrosting that rib-eye in the freezer and make a bomb ass meal out
of it... but ultimately, going out for a burrito...
how long it'd take for me to run to ocean beach from my
why you never see any baby pigeons... only full grown ones.
whatever happened to good ol' fashioned talking on the phone? don't
yall miss the days of talking til the wee hours of the morning
about anything and everything? fuck texts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
--practicing the choreography and reciting the songs from
--sparring with ninjas from rival clans
--having drinks with said ninjas afterwards
--sitting in my fire escape with a glass of scotch, listening to
the waves crash into baker beach
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I bought cowboy boots because I think they're effing awesome.
actually, that's not that private. i kind of point them out every
time i wear it because they're effing awesome.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to join me in deleting this app from your phone.
you want me to recite montell jordan's "this is how we do it". no,
that's not the karaoke song that i do well.
oh, and if you have no problems with shorter guys... we're really
not as bad as randy newman makes us out to be. plus, it'll show
that you're a really confident gal. wink wink.
and if you've actually finished this profile, give me a shout.
what've you got to lose? hell, you'll most likely get an engaging
conversation over drinks, at the least.
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