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27 Columbia, MO Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–29
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My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:19pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Okay), C++ (Okay), Other (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Jack!

As of 12/29/14 I'm a new dad of a small black boy I named Caligo. He is very soft and equally sharp. He's a rambunctious little shit and I love him.

I really like biology, etymology, ornithology, and all manner of -ologies.
Do you like to science? I like to science.

It's hard to describe yourself in an online personal without sounding dull and like you're trying to sell yourself in an interview.

Anyway, I'm a Jack-of-all-trades (ha) that gets super into a hobby, exhausts it, and learns another. Essentially, that means I can do anything but I might not be good at it. Science is literally and figuratively how my brain works and how my mind sees the world. Science teaches me the value of life, the human experience, and that people are the center of everything. Biology is unemotional and indifferent but shows me why we should love each other. Friendly debate is awesome and I love discussions about society, philosophy, and science. I want to learn, especially from others' viewpoints.

I'm completely socially liberal and like people.
Don't fuck with women, the LGBTQ community, or minorities and we'll get along.

I love to make people smile and I sometimes go too far out of my way for it. I'm very humble but you can never tell that about someone from these descriptions due to how many "I"s you can count.

When I have applied for jobs my friends always had to remind me that I'm an Eagle Scout. So, yeah, I'm a bird.

My favorite thing ever is crying and choking from laughing too hard.

I never expect anything from anyone. I don't know what I'm going to feel, so why should I predict what you will?

I tend to be rather boisterous and loud at times, quiet at others. Nothing really bothers me and I'm rarely anything but pleasant.

I religiously fact-check everything and keep note of things I want to research every day. is where I post funnies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently a field support technician at MFA Oil's headquarters here in Columbia, but outside of work I've been spending my time learning new things, laughing, and trying not to get electrocuted.

I DJ at Eastside Tavern for Dirty Disco at times. That's where most of my pictures come from.

Here's the first mix I did as a promotion for Hotwax. I hope you like it!

(this one has my most recent live mix at Dirty Disco)
The screw-ups are due to me dancing with everyone instead of being on the stage with my equipment and being really drunk. Oh and also due to the fact that I never practice. That's a factor.

Here's another live mix I did at Eastside.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
science, logic, illogic, philosophy, useless knowledge, birds, video games, laughing, glad handing, teaching

using gifs as facebook replies/comments
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

Ginger. So freckle.

My mind runs really fast in all sorts of unproductive tangents because of reasons. I have sort of a child-like fascination with the world and I do most things at the last minute.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: H.P. Lovecraft, Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman, The Way Of Zhuang Zi by Thomas Merton, bird field guides, Much Ado About Nothing, Othello, Bulfinch's Mythology, The Metamorphoses, The Universe In A Nutshell, The Gifts Of Imperfection, Mental_floss, Dao de Jing

Movies: Big Trouble In Little China, Step Brothers, Survive Style 5+, Shawshank Redemption, Inception, Christmas Vacation, Lord of War, No Country For Old Men, Wet Hot American Summer, Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, (anything with Leo or RDJr. *crush*)

T.V.: Deathnote, Bob's Burgers (in love with Tina), Attack On Titan, Bee and Puppycat, Throne Game, Bravest Warriors, Through The Wormhole, Archer, Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Mythbusters, Tosh.0, Adventure Time, Walking Dead, The Daily Show, Tim and Eric, Family Guy, The Simpsons

Games: DDR, Borderlands (2), Psychonauts, Minecraft, Puzzle Quest, Mass Effect(s), Pokemans, artistic games and co-op games.

Music: Shook, Solidisco, Breakbot, Architecture in Helsinki, Vampire Weekend, Treasure Fingers, Zero 7, Lemon Jelly, Shugo Tokumaru, Go Go Bizkitt, Q-Tip, Blue Scholars, A Tribe Called Quest, Ahmad Jamal, Count Basie, Duke Ellington

Food: The kind you eat in your mouth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Vidya Games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game. I can make something funny, how a word is pronounced, and how the hell everything works.



Good vs well, wrong vs incorrect, accuracy vs precision, effect vs affect.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in places and spaces. Or having sex with a beach, long walks on the rain, getting caught in a sandstorm, and other romanticisms.

GPS isn't reliable on Fridays (or Daydays) in this dimension.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm probably not as exciting as I seem.

I think Christmas sucks.

My left nostril doesn't work very well.

I have a history of way too much black bile at times. I have brain problems.

I don't really care about food. I only eat to not feel hungry and not die. I like food that tastes good and I like to cook, but it would be pretty rad if I never needed to eat again. Basic needs are such a hassle at times, right?!
You should message me if
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you can ask questions instead of just say words. Too many people just talk and think that it's good conversation. Both parties need to be active and thoughtful. I don't want to be the only one talking and asking questions of you. It's boring and I'm tired of it.

If you've answered a metric ton of questions on here like I have and our match percentage is lower than the other two, please don't bother. Yes, I am basing my personal interest on shitty questions but a lot of them are deal-breakers. Religious? Don't know science? Don't like to think outside the box? Don't think that every person is equal? Don't like to learn? Don't bother.

I don't have the time to deal with republicans or the religious.