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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:45pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat), Other (Somewhat), Chinese (Somewhat), Latin (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Jack! I'm almost always laughing at something (usually myself) , I'm only serious when the situation calls for it, and nothing really hurts my feelings.
I don't play petty mind games so don't expect me to get bent out of shape by something little and have it spill over into every facet of life.

I really like biology, etymology, ornithology, and all manner of -ologies. Do you like to science? I like to science.

Like most people I'm looking for that best-friend-slash-partner-in-crime. Short term flings and hook-ups don't interest me in the least.

I grew up on a farm 15 miles outside of a small town, which means I'm as familiar with Columbia's nightlife as I am mushroom hunting and bucking bales.

INTP is what the test said, ENTP is what I act like.

Anyway, I'm a Jack-of-all-trades (ha) that gets super into a hobby, exhausts it, and learns another. Essentially, that means I can do anything but I might not be the best. To me, being well-rounded is much more important than being an expert in one field. Science is literally and figuratively how my brain works and how my mind sees the world. Science teaches me the value of life, the human experience, and that people are the center of everything. Biology is unemotional and indifferent but shows me why we should love each other. Friendly debate is awesome and I love discussions about society, philosophy, and science. I want to learn, especially from other viewpoints.

Feminist because I'm a normal person that can think about things.
I'm completely socially liberal and like people.
Don't fuck with women, the LGBTQ community, or minorities and we'll get along.

I love to make people smile and I sometimes go too far out of my way for it. I'm weird and silly.

When I have applied for jobs my friends always had to remind me that I'm an Eagle Scout. So, yeah, I'm a pretty bird.

My favorite thing ever is crying and choking from laughing too hard.

I tend to be rather boisterous and loud at times, quiet at others. Nothing really bothers me and I'm rarely anything but pleasant.

I religiously fact-check everything and keep note of things I want to research every day.

I'll be the first to admit when I'm wrong after presented with great points supporting an opposing idea. I like being wrong because it means I learned more about the world! When you prove me wrong my eyes widen and I grin like a child opening a present.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently a Field Support technician at MFA Oil's headquarters here in Columbia, but outside of work I've been spending my time learning new things, laughing, and trying not to get electrocuted.

I DJ sometimes.

Here's the first mix I did as a promotion for Hotwax. I hope you like it!
The screw-ups are due to me dancing with everyone instead of being on the stage with my equipment and being really drunk. Oh and also due to the fact that I never practice. That's a factor.

Here's another live mix I did at Eastside.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
science, logic, illogic, philosophy, useless knowledge, birds, vidya games, laughing, glad handing, teaching
The first things people usually notice about me
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Ginger. So freckle.

My mind runs really fast in all sorts of unproductive tangents because of reasons. I have sort of a child-like fascination with the world and I do most things at the last minute.

I'm a landfill of information - I absorb everything and always hunger for knowledge. I could talk to you for an hour about birds.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've been devouring "My Brother, My Brother, And Me" (MBMBaM) podcast because it regularly brings me to tears of laughter.

Books: The Martian, H.P. Lovecraft, Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman, The Way Of Zhuang Zi by Thomas Merton, bird field guides, Much Ado About Nothing, Othello, Bulfinch's Mythology, The Metamorphoses, The Universe In A Nutshell, The Gifts Of Imperfection, Mental_floss, Dao de Jing

Movies: Big Trouble In Little China, Step Brothers, Survive Style 5+, Shawshank Redemption, Inception, Christmas Vacation, Lord of War, No Country For Old Men, Wet Hot American Summer, Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, (anything with Leo or RDJr. *crush*)

T.V.: Amy Schumer <3, Sword Art Online, Black Lagoon, Deathnote, Bob's Burgers (in love with Tina), Attack On Titan, Bee and Puppycat, Throne Game, Bravest Warriors, Through The Wormhole, Archer, Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Mythbusters, Tosh.0, Adventure Time, Walking Dead, The Daily Show, Tim and Eric, Family Guy, The Simpsons

Games: DDR, Borderlands, Psychonauts, Minecraft, Puzzle Quest, Mass Effect(s), Pokemans, artistic games and co-op games.

Music: Shook, Solidisco, Breakbot, Architecture in Helsinki, Vampire Weekend, Treasure Fingers, Zero 7, Lemon Jelly, Shugo Tokumaru, Go Go Bizkitt, Q-Tip, Blue Scholars, A Tribe Called Quest, Ahmad Jamal, Count Basie, Duke Ellington

Food: The kind you eat in your mouth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
White V-neck undershirts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game. I can make something funny, how a word is pronounced, and how the hell everything works.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in places and spaces. I used to go out all the time but now I just don't know what I do. Sometimes I'm out being stupid, sometimes I'm in being lazy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think Christmas sucks.

My left nostril doesn't work very well.

I have a history of way too much black bile at times. (points if you know what that means)
You should message me if
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you can hold a lively conversation, aren't demure, and have a witty sense of humor.

I don't have the time to deal with republicans or the religious.