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physys

26 M Columbia, MO

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Technology
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Jack!

I really like biology, etymology, ornithology, peopleology, and all manner of -ologies.
Do you like to science? I like to science.

It's hard to describe yourself in an online personal without sounding dull and like you're trying to sell yourself in an interview.

Anyway, I'm a Jack-of-all-trades (ha) that gets super into a hobby, exhausts it, and learns another. Essentially, that means I can do anything but I might not be good at it. Science is literally and figuratively how my brain works and how my mind sees the world. Science teaches me the value of life, the human experience, and that people are the center of everything. Biology is unemotional and indifferent but shows me why we should love each other. Friendly debate is awesome and I love discussions about society, philosophy, and science. I want to learn, especially from others' viewpoints.

I'm completely socially liberal and like people.
Don't fuck with women, the LGBTQ community, or minorities and we'll get along.

I love to make people smile and I sometimes go too far out of my way for it. I'm very humble but you can never tell that about someone from these descriptions due to how many "I"s you can count.

When I have applied for jobs my friends always had to remind me that I'm an Eagle Scout. So, yeah, I'm that.

My favorite thing ever is crying and choking from laughing too hard.

I never expect anything from anyone. I don't expect you to respond to my message. I don't expect you to like me. I don't expect you to think what I think. I don't expect you to smile. I don't expect you to frown. People have their own wills and desires and expecting something from them sets you up for disappointment. Just give what you have unconditionally and everything will follow.

My native language is English and it's boring, right? I try my best to rebrandish it in sub-pedantic ways. Why not get creative and do a word? It makes for more interesting convorsatiation..

I tend to be rather boisterous and loud at times. Nothing really bothers me and I'm rarely anything but pleasant.

physys.tumblr.com is where I post funnies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently a field support technician at MFA Oil's headquarters here in Columbia, but outside of work I've been spending my time learning new things, laughing, and trying not to get electrocuted.

10/3/14: Right now I do nothing but work. How's that for exciting honesty?

I DJ at Eastside Tavern for Dirty Disco at times. That's where most of my pictures come from.

Here's the first mix I did as a promotion for Hotwax. I hope you like it!
http://www.mixcloud.com/just_jack/hotwax-promo-mix-columbia-mo-the-bridge/

(this one has my most recent live mix at Dirty Disco)
http://www.mixcloud.com/just_jack/dirty-disco-5-16-14/
The screw-ups are due to me dancing with everyone instead of being on the stage with my equipment and being really drunk. Oh and also due to the fact that I never practice. That's a factor.

Here's another live mix I did at Eastside.
https://soundcloud.com/just_jack
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
science, logic, illogic, philosophy, useless knowledge, birds, video games, laughing, glad handing, teaching

using gifs as facebook replies/comments
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
PEOPLE USUALLY NOTICE THAT MY VOICE CARRIES.

Ginger. So freckle.

My mind runs really fast in all sorts of unproductive tangents because of reasons. I have sort of a child-like fascination with the world and I do most things at the last minute.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: H.P. Lovecraft, Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman, The Way Of Zhuang Zi by Thomas Merton, bird field guides, Much Ado About Nothing, Othello, Bulfinch's Mythology, The Metamorphoses, The Universe In A Nutshell, The Gifts Of Imperfection, Mental_floss, Dao de Jing

Movies: Big Trouble In Little China, Step Brothers, Survive Style 5+, Shawshank Redemption, Inception, Christmas Vacation, Lord of War, No Country For Old Men, Wet Hot American Summer, Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, (anything with Leo or RDJr. *crush*)

T.V.: Bob's Burgers (in love with Tina), Attack On Titan, Bee and Puppycat, Throne Game, Bravest Warriors, Through The Wormhole, Archer, Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Mythbusters, Tosh.0, Adventure Time, Mad Men, Walking Dead, The Daily Show, Tim and Eric, Family Guy, The Simpsons

Games: DDR, Borderlands (2), Psychonauts, Minecraft, Puzzle Quest, Mass Effect(s), Pokemans, artistic games and co-op games.

Music: Shook, Solidisco, Breakbot, Architecture in Helsinki, Vampire Weekend, Treasure Fingers, Zero 7, Lemon Jelly, Shugo Tokumaru, Go Go Bizkitt, Q-Tip, Blue Scholars, A Tribe Called Quest, Ahmad Jamal, Count Basie, Duke Ellington

Food: The kind you eat in your mouth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Octothorpes
Drinks
Humor(s)
Vidya Games
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Science
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...how I can make something funny, what clothes match, and how the hell everything works.

...what my next interest will be.

...why?

Good vs well, wrong vs incorrect, accuracy vs precision, effect vs affect.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in places and spaces. Or having sex with a beach, long walks on the rain, getting caught in a sandstorm, and other romanticisms.

GPS isn't reliable on Fridays (or Daydays) in this dimension.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm probably not as exciting as I seem.

I think Christmas sucks.

My left nostril doesn't work very well.

I have a history of way too much black bile at times. I have brain problems.

I don't really care about food. I only eat to not feel hungry and not die. I like food that tastes good and I like to cook, but it would be pretty rad if I never needed to eat again. Basic needs are such a hassle at times, right?!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you can ask questions instead of just say words. Too many people just talk and think that it's good conversation. Both parties need to be active and thoughtful. I don't want to be the only one talking and asking questions of you. It's boring and I'm tired of it.

Do you wonder about the world? Do you like to ponder? Do you like to learn about your environment and smile at it? When you don't smile at your environment do you turn your frown into a possible solution? Me too!

If you've answered a metric ton of questions on here like I have and our match percentage is lower than the other two, please don't bother. Yes, I am basing my personal interest on shitty questions but a lot of them are deal-breakers. Religious? Don't know science? Don't like to think outside the box? Don't think that every person is equal? Don't like to learn? Don't bother plz k thx <3