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31 Eureka, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Jul 24
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Average build
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I mash my fingers on a keyboard all day. I like it. Sometimes, I click the mouse.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm trying to become better at pretty much everything involving computers. Also, I like making things. I do things. I socialize.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I beat I Wanna Be the Guy. I beat it dozens of times and practiced each part over and over. I beat the game on Very Hard with 45 deaths.

I'm good at a whole bunch of little trivial skills that most people never bother to learn, due to the uselessness of said trivial skills. If we go on a date somewhere for dinner, I will probably create marvelous balanced sculptures out of the silverware while we wait for our food. I cannot play on a swing set without doing a back flip on it at least once. Oh, and my ability to recite a good sized chunk of pi is certain to entertain at the umm... annual math banquet? Or something?

I can't figure out how to describe the things I'm good at that really matter in the real world without looking like I'm bragging.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
According to newwavepony, I'm tall, and usually wearing clothing that is a step up from the usual Humboldt garb (a button-down and sport coat, or a suit). I'm also in an unflappably good mood most of the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I almost never bother to read this section when looking at profiles.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
carbon, oxygen, hydrogen, iron, sodium, and love
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at places, often with people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a profile on an Internet dating site.
You should message me if
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Just message me. It's not like I take any of this seriously anyway.