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pi_is_314

33 Washington, DC Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 32–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
- a somewhat nomadic math nerd at heart.
- unless there is a rodent in my vicinity, I am fairly independent.
- outdoorsy yet klutzy which makes for a somewhat painful, yet entertaining, combination at times.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- hiking w/ the dog.
- swimming.
- trying to overcome my fear of biking in DC.
- constantly losing the battle to become a AM person.
- general (mis)adventures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- bad dancing while driving superbly.
- procrastinating.
- solving triple integrals. (note: not useful outside the academic realm.)
- saying exactly what's on my mind with no filter.
- tetris.
- my pancakes are pretty damn good.

in the interest of full disclosure, I am lacking in the following areas:
- sending concise text messages.
- biking w/o injury.
- parallel parking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
if I'm being carded, then it's the red hair.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- necessary liquids: coffee, beer, bourbon.
- reading material.
- impromptu road trips.
- hilarious, sarcastic, honest people in my life.
- cooking utensils.
- kale and bacon.

*my awful, yet charming dog.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- what to cook.
- where I want to live.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- watching a spectacularly bad movie.
- on a patio.
- headed out of town on a last minute adventure.
- walking the pup.
- hanging out at home and planning for a Saturday AM hike.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've had a crush on bruce springsteen for 30 years now ... it's getting kind of serious.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you laugh at the absurd and the crude/lewd.
you, too, are an urban creature that appreciates the outdoors.
you prefer dive bars.
you are up for poorly planned, spontaneous road trips.

other outstanding (somewhat superficial), but not necessary qualities:

ron swanson is your role model.
you can and are willing to belay.