Something something puppies and long walks on the beach. But
seriously I actually kinda want a puppy, maybe I'm lucky and he'll
eat the cat.
So if a picture is worth 1000 words, what else can I add? I have
been obsessive about working out lately, so I got that going for
me. Speaking of long walks on the beach, I'm a white Russian so
besides being delicious, I'm somewhere between Irish and vampire
when it comes to sunburns.
On the bright side I don't have the Russian alcohol tolerance! Wait
no that's not the bright side. But I'm a blast at parties for a
very solid 2 minutes of legit drinking! Ask anyone, best 2 minutes
Seeing all these terrible flaws you probably shouldn't message me.
I don't even wanna message me after that description! But if you
have a compulsive need to fix faulty men, well, see someone about
that. But while you wait for the meds, message me in the
Anyways if you wanna make some silly decisions together, and maybe
violate some scripture a little too, then I'm down!
What I’m doing with my life
Advancing career, getting better at making steaks, and wearing an
apron. Jk I'm already really good at wearing an apron.
I’m really good at
At avoiding this question!
The first things people usually notice about me
How much I don't look like 50 cent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yes to all of the above
The six things I could never do without
Bacon slice 1
Bacon slice 2
Bacon slice 3
Bacon slice 4
Bacon slice 5
Bacon slice 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many questions does okcupid even have? Like is there an end?
On a typical Friday night I am
The point of Friday night is to get away from routine, so making
that routine would make no sense! I can be out, or in, or somewhere
in between. No Friday is the same!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I check myself out in the mirror when I get in the shower? Hey at
least I don't sing in the shower
You should message me if
Why would you read all the way down to here, and not even say hi at
this point anyway?!