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pianorussian

30 Holbrook, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces
Education
University
Job
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Something something puppies and long walks on the beach. But seriously I actually kinda want a puppy, maybe I'm lucky and he'll eat the cat.

So if a picture is worth 1000 words, what else can I add? I have been obsessive about working out lately, so I got that going for me. Speaking of long walks on the beach, I'm a white Russian so besides being delicious, I'm somewhere between Irish and vampire when it comes to sunburns.

On the bright side I don't have the Russian alcohol tolerance! Wait no that's not the bright side. But I'm a blast at parties for a very solid 2 minutes of legit drinking! Ask anyone, best 2 minutes ever!

Seeing all these terrible flaws you probably shouldn't message me. I don't even wanna message me after that description! But if you have a compulsive need to fix faulty men, well, see someone about that. But while you wait for the meds, message me in the meantime!

Anyways if you wanna make some silly decisions together, and maybe violate some scripture a little too, then I'm down!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Advancing career, getting better at making steaks, and wearing an apron. Jk I'm already really good at wearing an apron.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
At avoiding this question!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How much I don't look like 50 cent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yes to all of the above
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bacon slice 1
Bacon slice 2
Bacon slice 3
Bacon slice 4
Bacon slice 5
Bacon slice 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many questions does okcupid even have? Like is there an end?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The point of Friday night is to get away from routine, so making that routine would make no sense! I can be out, or in, or somewhere in between. No Friday is the same!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I check myself out in the mirror when I get in the shower? Hey at least I don't sing in the shower
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Why would you read all the way down to here, and not even say hi at this point anyway?!