So if a picture is worth 1000 words, what else can I add? I have been obsessive about working out lately, so I got that going for me. Speaking of long walks on the beach, I'm a white Russian so besides being delicious, I'm somewhere between Irish and vampire when it comes to sunburns.
On the bright side I don't have the Russian alcohol tolerance! Wait no that's not the bright side. But I'm a blast at parties for a very solid 2 minutes of legit drinking! Ask anyone, best 2 minutes ever!
Seeing all these terrible flaws you probably shouldn't message me. I don't even wanna message me after that description! But if you have a compulsive need to fix faulty men, well, see someone about that. But while you wait for the meds, message me in the meantime!
Anyways if you wanna make some silly decisions together, and maybe violate some scripture a little too, then I'm down!