Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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I've been turning WTF into FTW since 1985, and am motivated by two
types of things:
1) Artsy fartsy, abstract type things.
2) Logical approaches to problem solving.
I go with the flow and am slow to anger. If you're predisposed to
complaining we will not get along. I grew up in El Paso, came to
UT, graduated, found some jobs, and never left.
I probably come off more serious than I actually am. In real life
I'm kinda goofy, and usually somehow end up making people
What I’m doing with my life
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Software engineering for a startup during the day, making music the
rest of the time, writing the occasional poem, drinking the
A lot of this (I'm on the way right, so you can't see me ):
I'd like to be involved in an endeavor that combines both my
technical prowess and music... aaaaaand also somehow helps people.
Pie in the sky? Maybe. Who are you, my mom?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making queso and guacamole.
Looping notes through, like, a BILLION delay pedals.
erratic capitalization, and punctuation
getting cats to like me
countering/interrupting your spells
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm either humming or whistling a tune. Or the hair. Or the septum
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Dark Tower series by Stephen King. Pocho by Jose Antonio
Villareal. The Ghost of John Wayne: and Other Stories by Ray
Gonzalez. Any short story. Poetry collections (special place in my
heart for Cummings).
Movies that can make me laugh or think. Anything by Tarantino
King of The Hill, Always Sunny, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Archer,
That Mitchell and Webb Look, Futurama, House of Cards, Bob's
Burgers, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL. Currently making my way through The
Deftones, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Miles Davis, Chet Baker,
Nine Inch Nails, Bill Evans, old Metallica, The Chariot, Norma
jean, Minus the Bear, Animals as Leaders, Death From Above 1979,
Tycho, Sparta, The Mars Volta, At The Drive In, Telefon tel aviv,
Thy Art is Murder, As the Sun Sets.
Anything spicy. All the tacos. All the barbecue.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tabitha-Cameron Martinez (cat)
a means of internettery
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What pitch a certain noise is. Alliteration. Algorithms. Delay and
reverb. App ideas. Food truck ideas. Anything regarding psychology
or technology. How we're all made up of mostly space. What it would
be like to be Jesse Lacey. How to omit needless words and eschew
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nights out: Having good beers in better company. Playing a show.
Watching friends play shows. Drinking whiskey. Dancing somewhere? A
friend's place, playing magic the gathering.
Nights in: Writing/playing/listening to music. Netflix marathons.
Cat petting. Reading books. Although, when I read, I tend to prefer
short stories and poems.
Do people not just get together anymore and listen to albums? Is
that really not a thing? Because it is for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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For the longest time I thought "A Farewell to Arms" was the
autobiography of the drummer from Def Leppard.
I keep forgetting how to spell the word exercise.
Some of my music was licensed for short clips in Teen Mom 2.
You should message me if
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You go with the flow. Seriously, if you complain a lot we probably
won't get along.
You like going out to see live music. You aren't afraid to try
random foods. You want to plan a road trip. You like to play music.
You are a cat enthusiast.
You are currently trapped in a room because of a random
velociraptor and require assistance. I wont be able to assist, but
I can empathize like a motherfucker.
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