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29 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:13pm
Hispanic / Latin
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Very often
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Latin (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Turning WTF into FTW since 1985.

I am motivated by two types of energies:
1) Artsy fartsy, abstract type things.
2) Logical approaches to problem solving.

This is what it's like in my head sometimes.

ig: roflpiano

I'm really easy to hang out with, and like to go with the flow. If you're predisposed to complaining we might not get along so well. I know eventually I'd like to find a serious relationship, but I'd rather it grow organically from two people just being around each other as they live their own lives, ya know?

Also, I think the stigma behind online dating sites is dumb. Anyone who would forgo use of a queryable database just because some people snicker is a little too impressionable for my tastes.
What I’m doing with my life
Software engineering during the day, making music the rest of the time, writing the occasional poem, drinking the not-so-occasional whiskey.

I'd like to be involved in an endeavor that combines both my technical prowess and music... aaaaaand also somehow helps people. Pie in the sky? Maybe. Who are you, my mom?
I’m really good at
making queso and guacamole.
Looping notes through, like, a BILLION delay pedals.
unapologetic Hyperbole
erratic capitalization, and punctuation
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm either humming or whistling a tune. Or the hair. Or the septum piercing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Dark Tower series by Stephen King. Pocho by Jose Antonio Villareal. The Ghost of John Wayne: and Other Stories by Ray Gonzalez. Any short story. Poetry collections (special place in my heart for Cummings).

Movies that can make me laugh or think. Anything by Tarantino

King of The Hill, Always Sunny, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Archer, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Bob's Burgers, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL. Currently making my way through The Wire.

Deftones, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Miles Davis, Chet Baker, Bill Evans, old Metallica, The Chariot, Norma jean, Minus the Bear, Animals as Leaders, Death From Above 1979, Tycho, Sparta, The Mars Volta, At The Drive In, Tycho, Telefon tel aviv, Thy Art is Murder, As the Sun Sets.

Anything spicy. All the tacos. All the barbecue.
The six things I could never do without
mexican food
Tabitha-Cameron Martinez (cat)
a means of internettery
thoughtful conversations
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What pitch a certain noise is. Alliteration. Algorithms. Delay and reverb. App ideas. Mobile food cart ideas. Anything regarding psychology or technology. The human condition. What it would be like to be Jesse Lacey. How to omit needless words and eschew obfuscation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Nights out: Having good beers in better company. Playing a show. Watching friends play shows. Drinking whiskey.

Nights in: Writing/playing/listening to music. Netflix marathons. Cat petting. Reading books. Although, when I read, I tend to prefer short stories and poems.

Do people not just get together anymore and listen to albums? Is that really not a thing? Because it is for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I keep forgetting how to spell the word exercise.

I've had some of my music on that MTV Teen Mom 2 show (of which I've never watched an entire episode), and I especially refused to watch one of the episodes, because the scene description is the following, and sounds terrible:
(scene: Jenelle leaves after having her breast surgery completed)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You go with the flow. Seriously, if you complain a lot we probably won't get along.

You like going out to see live music. You aren't afraid to try random foods from trailers. You want to plan a road trip. You like to play music. You are a cat enthusiast.

You are currently trapped in a room because of a random velociraptor and require assistance. I wont be able to assist, but I can empathize like a motherfucker.