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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:42am
Hispanic / Latin
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Latin (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Slow to anger, but rarely apathetic. Introverted, but sociable. I usually find a way to make people laugh.

I'm an interesting mix of creative / nerdy. Usually lost in a thought but never far from shore.

My tagline: Turning WTF into FTW since 1985™

I live my life with this in mind - "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Developing software, playing music, petting cats, drinking things, and perpetuating the Oxford comma.

A lot of of my time is spent doing things like this (SXSW 2015, @ Hole In The Wall)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making queso and guacamole.
Looping notes through, like, a BILLION delay pedals.
unapologetic Hyperbole
erratic capitalization, and punctuation
getting cats to like me
countering/interrupting your spells
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm either humming or whistling a tune. Or the hair. Or the septum piercing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Dark Half, Pulp Fiction, Futurama, Deftones, Anything Spicy.

Feel free to inquire for expansion on any of these subjects. Even better, let's discuss it over coffee and/or drinks.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
mexican food
Tabitha-Cameron Martinez (cat)
a means of internettery
thoughtful conversations
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The pitch of random noises. Alliteration. Algorithms. Delay and reverb. App ideas. Food truck ideas. Anything regarding psychology or technology. How we're all made up of mostly space. What it would be like to be Jesse Lacey. How to omit needless words and eschew obfuscation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a show, watching a friend play a show, maybe having (seemingly) philosophical conversations at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For the longest time I thought "A Farewell to Arms" was the autobiography of the drummer from Def Leppard. (Before I get another message re: this. This is a joke. I have jokes sometimes.)

I keep forgetting how to spell the word exercise.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You go with the flow. Seriously, if you complain a lot we probably won't get along.

You like going out to see live music. You aren't afraid to try random foods. You want to plan a road trip. You like to play music. You are a cat enthusiast.

You are currently trapped in a room because of a random velociraptor and require assistance. I wont be able to assist, but I can empathize like a motherfucker.

You recognize the quote in my summary without Googling.