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44 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:34am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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*Disclaimer: This is my SERIOUS profile! Working on a more clever/funny one is a work in progress...

I'm a creep...I'm a weirdo...What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Freelance sperm donor, pornography historian, and fiction writer.

But seriously: I was in the music industry, professionally, for 20+ years (musician/songwriter/performer/producer), until the bottom fell out...(band was signed in '97, debut album never released)...It is def a BITCH of a business!

*I now work for the NYC Dept of Ed, as a paraprofessional (educational assistant)...I travel to many different schools, and deal mainly with children who have severe behavioral issues (crisis management)... So YOU should be a piece of cake! ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being bad (but like the FUN kind)...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I actually look like my pics (some would say much better), which means I haven't posted any here from 1988! Weird, right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
To be discussed...Where to start? Music is my greatest passion, followed closely by film, GOOD TV, and baseball....And food is a wonderful, wonderful invention...I'm a tremendous fan (not literally)...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Crack
2. Cocaine
3. Heroin
4. Weed/Love
5. Whiskey
6. Pills

*Honorable mention: chocolate, the internet, air conditioning, Nutella, and affection/intimacy/GOOD sex (yeah, I said it!)...

*People aren't "things", so I decided not to list them...That's why my daughter, friends, family, and ho's aren't there!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
*why there are a record number of "39" year olds, and "yogis" here...

*what "mostly vegetarian" means? Either you're vegetarian or you're not!!

*why so many women here rave about their kissing skills, yet are horrible kissers? (no passion or creativeness)...

*the following question on this site: "Which is worse? Starving children or abused animals? Your choices are:
A. starving children
B. abused animals
C. Neither, both are good
D. Neither, they are equally bad
-If you didn't choose either A. or at LEAST D., you are a total fucking psycho!! Please DO NOT contact me! I cannot believe how many people answer B. abused animals! Crazy...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Twerkin' to Air Supply...On an atypical Friday night, I'm twerkin' to complete silence...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
*Address: 1970 Studley Street, Brooklyn, NY 11238
*Phone #: 917-666- 6969
*SSN#: 867-53-0999
*Mastercard #: 5298 3092 1892 7448
Exp. 05/16 *CVC: 331
*ATM Pin #: 7184

This is a JOKE, okc robot!! PLEASE DO NOT delete it again!! -


You should message me if
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you like my pics...After all, isn't that what online dating really boils down to? Then we'll take it from there! I am open to discuss anything and everything, and have nothing to hide (do you?)

*you "get it"...

*you haven't posted pics of your cats, especially by themselves (super creepy)...

*your sheets are a 600 thread count, minimum...(Egyptian cotton preferred)...

*you deeply appreciate wit/sarcasm, have a natural aversion to bullshit, and aren't so serious all the time! (that doesn't mean I'm not a romantic, passionate, affectionate person)....

*you're just generally/genuinely awesome... Cheers!

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