I am on a never ending quest to be a healthy, happy, functional human being. I really do like long walks on the beach and relate all too well to pop songs. I can be scary,or so I've been told. I can be a bitch but I never mean it, well, almost never. I'm an open book. I don't always feel lucky but I'm smart enough to try and one breath at a time seems like an acceptable plan. I also like oral hygiene and proper grammar. I never take myself as seriously as you may think so you shouldn't either.
I try not to judge but it's hard. I don't give much of a fuck about what other people think of me and I cuss like a sailor.
I base a lot of the things I do off of song lyrics and movies so I end up doing a lot of things like making things in lists of 5, eating orange tic-tacs and drinking blue slurpees.
I'm always waiting for a fairytale even tough I can come off as very jaded I believe that there is so so much magic in the world.
I'm your average modern day vegetarian want to be angel headed hipster.
I give the worlds best gifts.
I realized that I'm here mostly to meet women. I have had far less experience with them then I would. I've just never quite figured out how to meet them.
I am blunt, introspective, and quirky