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picnichamacho

27 M Cranston, RI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a driven business professional looking to work hard and play harder. I like to sing and play music (be warned: I have a slight, recent adoration for Karaoke). I also love photography and graphic design. In my past profession I was in musical theatre and played piano in bars... I haven't quite lost touch with it, it's just I'm far more acutely aware now that there's too much drama in drama. I think intelligence is sexy as hell... keep me on the edge of my seat and we will get along mellifluously.

MBTI: ENTJ if you're into that sort of thing
What I’m doing with my life
I am a consultant for a bank. It sounds boring, I know... but really... it's like I am a Jedi! I have so much fun doing it.
I play in bands when I can, I take photos incessantly, I buy really crappy sunglasses because I have a terrible habit of losing them, I just recently learned how to paint walls ( and I'm kinda going a little nuts with it!), and I go snowboarding on winter weekends... motorcycling through the white mountains in the summer... I like to live life in the moment. I don't want to ever look back and regret 'not leaping' when standing on adventure's edge.
I’m really good at
taking things apart, fixing them, and putting them back together - no instructions necessary. I recently fixed my water boiler with a screw driver, a razor blade, and a soldering gun

picking up new things, playing songs by ear (I recently taught myself Rocket Man from my shoddy memory of the song. I later played it to find that I had the right key... psshhh I know right? Right!? 'ear me now) remembering weird details, back massages, making a mean batch of scrambled eggs! OOO and Pancakes (can you tell I am hungry?) opening myself up to that's what she said jokes.... uggghh Scaring my mom with my driving *sorry mom!*
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Or sometimes my ass - it has a tendency to knock things over. I have been told its quite the shelf
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have been avoiding this section but I think it's time I buck up.

Books: Naked, Void Moon, How to Win Friends and Influence People, Go The Fuck To Sleep, 50 Shades of Grey as read by Gilbert Gottfried, Sphere

Movies: 7 Psychopaths, Star Wars (Specifically the Despecialized Editions... and you get points if you know what i am talking about) The Intouchables, Cloud Atlas, 21 Jump Street, Anchorman, Snatch, The Sandlot, The Art of Flight, Inception, Inglorious Bastards, Tron: Legacy, The Time Traveler's Wife, Serenity, new and old Star Trek, The Jerk, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, and anything animated from Disney or Pixar(Sort of a guilty pleasure)

Shows: The Walking Dead, Lost, Fringe, Revolution, Adventure Time, Battlestar Galactica, Mad Men, Lie To Me, Arrested Development, Shameless, Californication, Archer, True Blood, Continuum, Dexter, Homeland, House of Cards, 24, the first season of Heroes, Always Sunny, Breaking Bad, American Horror Story, Supernatural (I don't know how I fell into that sink-hole but I like it :P), Top Gear UK (So GOOD!!!) Both Seasons of Strike Back, Life on Mars

Music: Everything Everything, Robert DeLong, The Neighborhood, Jesse Cooke, Passion Pit, Mumford and Sons (I can't stop watching their live concert at Red Rock), Avett Brothers, Imagine Dragons, Passafire, Ratatat, Foo Fighters, The Killers, Kid Cudi, Tech N9ne, Cursive, Muse, Radiohead, Lupe Fiasco, Atmosphere, Gin Blossoms, Jason Mraz, Colin Hay, Ray LaMontagne, Walk Off The Earth, Glen Hansard, Flight of The Conchords, Chet Faker, Wolfgang Gartner, KapSlap, Doctor P, Lindsay Sterling, Daft Punk
The six things I could never do without
Running, music, love, water, my lips on your shoulders, and laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Problem solving, what are the chord to songs, grammar, "OK, what's next?", unlikely use of contractions(and on that... The word 'err' is like the lazy man's 'error' wtf?), how the person who put the letter B in the word 'subtle' is hilarious (I see what you did there), spending time with family back home (nh), what's on Groupon, my next year's Halloween costume, "how am I going to make that fit on a ppt slide?", what if Hitler had Twitter and Google Analytics (this hit me at 4AM earlier this week... I couldn't stop laughing #miencompf) , "do I really need to be here or can I go play outside now?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Wearing sunglasses at night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't wear deodorant.... but never have needed to! Ask anyone. They should perform studies on me haa...

this just in!: Apparently, there is a gene called abcc11 that determines whether you have dry or wet earwax; Interestingly, those who have dry earwax don't have smelly pits. You got dry earwax, gurl?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you aren't offended by my sense of humor, you too are looking to take over the world, you want to play music together, you feel like it, or you have an adventure in mind...