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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:40pm
7' 11" (2.42m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a driven business professional looking to work hard and play harder. I like to sing and play music (be warned: I have a slight, recent adoration for Karaoke). I also love photography and graphic design. In my past profession I was in musical theatre and played piano in bars... I haven't quite lost touch with it, it's just I'm far more acutely aware now that there's too much drama in drama. I think intelligence is sexy as hell... keep me on the edge of my seat and we will get along mellifluously.

MBTI: ENTJ if you're into that sort of thing
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a management consultant for a company based in the UK. It sounds boring maybe , I know... but really... it's like I am a Jedi! I have so much fun doing it.
I play in bands when I can, I take photos incessantly, I buy really crappy sunglasses because I have a terrible habit of losing them, I just recently learned how to paint walls ( and I'm kinda going a little nuts with it!), and I go snowboarding on winter weekends... motorcycling through the white mountains in the summer... I like to live life in the moment. I don't want to ever look back and regret 'not leaping' when standing on adventure's edge.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
taking things apart, fixing them, and putting them back together - no instructions necessary. I recently fixed my water boiler with a screw driver, a razor blade, and a soldering gun

picking up new things, playing songs by ear (I recently taught myself Rocket Man from my shoddy memory of the song. I later played it to find that I had the right key... psshhh I know right? Right!? 'ear me now) remembering weird details, back massages, making a mean batch of scrambled eggs! OOO and Pancakes (can you tell I am hungry?) opening myself up to that's what she said jokes.... uggghh Scaring my mom with my driving *sorry mom!*
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. Or sometimes my ass - it has a tendency to knock things over. I have been told its quite the shelf
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have been avoiding this section but I think it's time I buck up.

Books: Naked, Void Moon, How to Win Friends and Influence People, Go The Fuck To Sleep, 50 Shades of Grey as read by Gilbert Gottfried, Sphere

Movies: 7 Psychopaths, anything Miyazaki, Star Wars (Specifically the Despecialized Editions... and you get points if you know what i am talking about) The Intouchables, Cloud Atlas, 21 Jump Street, Anchorman, Snatch, The Sandlot, The Art of Flight, Inception, Inglorious Bastards, Tron: Legacy, The Time Traveler's Wife, Serenity, new and old Star Trek, The Jerk, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, and anything animated from Disney or Pixar(Sort of a guilty pleasure)

Shows: The Walking Dead, Lost, Fringe, Revolution, Adventure Time, Battlestar Galactica, Mad Men, Lie To Me, Arrested Development, Shameless, Californication, Archer, True Blood, Continuum, Dexter, Homeland, House of Cards, 24, the first season of Heroes, Always Sunny, Breaking Bad, American Horror Story, Supernatural (I don't know how I fell into that sink-hole but I like it :P), Top Gear UK (So GOOD!!!) Both Seasons of Strike Back, Life on Mars

Music: Everything Everything, Robert DeLong, The Neighborhood, Jesse Cooke, Passion Pit, Mumford and Sons (I can't stop watching their live concert at Red Rock), Avett Brothers, Imagine Dragons, Passafire, Ratatat, Foo Fighters, The Killers, Kid Cudi, Tech N9ne, Cursive, Muse, Radiohead, Lupe Fiasco, Atmosphere, Gin Blossoms, Jason Mraz, Colin Hay, Ray LaMontagne, Walk Off The Earth, Glen Hansard, Flight of The Conchords, Chet Faker, Wolfgang Gartner, KapSlap, Doctor P, Lindsay Sterling, Daft Punk
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Running, music, love, water, my lips on your shoulders, and laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Problem solving, what are the chord to songs, grammar, "OK, what's next?", unlikely use of contractions(and on that... The word 'err' is like the lazy man's 'error' wtf?), how the person who put the letter B in the word 'subtle' is hilarious (I see what you did there), spending time with family back home (nh), what's on Groupon, my next year's Halloween costume, "how am I going to make that fit on a ppt slide?", what if Hitler had Twitter and Google Analytics (this hit me at 4AM earlier this week... I couldn't stop laughing #miencompf) , "do I really need to be here or can I go play outside now?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wearing sunglasses at night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't wear deodorant.... but never have needed to! Ask anyone. They should perform studies on me haa...

this just in!: Apparently, there is a gene called abcc11 that determines whether you have dry or wet earwax; Interestingly, those who have dry earwax don't have smelly pits. You got dry earwax, gurl?
You should message me if
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you aren't offended by my sense of humor, you too are looking to take over the world, you want to play music together, you feel like it, or you have an adventure in mind...