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25 M Chico, CA

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
hi there. dean here.
if you really loved me you'd be on my doorstep with ice cream and pot.
i'm in the mood to hit on cute boys but not make fist contact. come talk to me so i can tell you how pretty you are.

apparently i'm attractive to 15yo girls which is an unsettling thing to discover when three of them flirt at you in the middle of jon & bon's while i'm watching mulan on my phone.
i'm introverted and asexual. actually, potsexual. p much just can't get in the mood sober ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
if i'm standoffish it's 'cause you're unknown and i fear the unknown, as every good landbeast should.
i'm all about being polite, unless you're my buddy. then my endearments include 'bitch' and 'moldy old whore'.

i would say reading is a deep passion of mine, but lately i've been having a focus problem and i just can't manage to read anything longer than two paragraphs. it's really upsetting and i'm trying to fix it. i'm also learning ukulele :) poorly.

ask me anything else. seriously. ask me my shoesize. stupid questions can lead to convos and convos are da bomb.
What I’m doing with my life
growing. working with lizards. biking. not like. wow serious biking with shorts and a helmet, but i love zooming around downtown. i don't drive so that's my transport and i think it's fun.
I’m really good at
i can type. i've heard i'm a good listener? i fall down a lot. i'm good at that...
The first things people usually notice about me
red hair and crooked spine. i'm tiny crazy short. i'm quiet. then.. i dunno. i light up like a christmas tree when i drink. that's pretty noticeable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: kafka on the shore by haruki murakami. call me by your name by andre aciman. almost like being in love by steve kluger. james thurber. star trek novels...

movies: shelter, tokyo godfathers, hidden fortress, the great escape, beetlejuice, blues bros, hot fuzz, mortal kombat...

shows: Whatever This Is, Supernatural, teen wolf, young justice, adventure time, regular show... bob's burgers. archer.

anime: sailor moon, cowboy bebop, gits, fma/b, nge, shin-chan, mononoke, dbz, paradise kiss, um. y'know, those.. totally awesome top 10 must watch anime that you know and love but can't think of when you're filling out an important list.

music: i like scissor sisters. foreigner, led zeppelin. iron and wine, rufus wainwright, metric, the real tuesday weld... any random ol thing that's got a good beat and does things to my human butt.

food: most food gives me heartburn/indigestion/allergic reaction so i'm not nuts about food. but i can eat any incarnation of the potato all day long.
The six things I could never do without
my books, my pets, my computer, acidophilus, omeprazole, a sweater
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the tattoos i'll get if i ever have enough money.

btw you don't know what you're missing out on by not following my blog. i'm fucking hilarious
On a typical Friday night I am
enjoying the fuck out of my last day off. probably entails mac n cheese, anime, sega emulator, a few fat rips, and a nap. oh and some outside time. especially right now. it's not quite too cold anymore but it's like it can't figure out how to be warm yet. so it's drizzly and temperate. i love it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
if i'm in bed and my nose gets all stuffy... i'll blow it right into my hand so i don't have to get up. that's not private. just gross as fuck.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 19–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you feel like it. if you think i'm madcap and you wanna chill wit dis. if you thing my blog is bomb. if you would enjoy smoking and watching sailor moon with me. 'cause i mean. dats da life.