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26 M Chico, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:50pm
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
hi there. dean here.
i've been told i'm super unphotogenic so sorry abt all the pics

apparently i'm attractive to 15yo girls which is an unsettling thing to discover when three of them flirt at me in the middle of jon & bon's while i'm watching mulan on my phone.
i'm introverted and asexual. actually, potsexual. p much just can't get in the mood sober ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
if i'm standoffish it's 'cause you're unknown and i fear the unknown
i'm all about being polite, unless you're my buddy. then my endearments include 'bitch' and 'moldy old whore'.

i would say reading is a deep passion of mine, but lately i've been having a focus problem and i just can't manage to read anything longer than two paragraphs. i've decided audio books will fix it. i'm in love with jim dale's storytelling <3 i have a ukulele that i can't play but i'd really love to learn :/

i like flowers, cats, volcanoes, anime, Riker, this...
What I’m doing with my life
settling. i've had a bumpy ride 'til now and i'm almost financially stable and shit and feeling like an adult.

just got a new pet :D 3mo old bearded dragon, jenny.

going for my first consult on my new tattoo tonight :DDDD

goin to a con in sept. gonna cosplay penelo. my buds are all crossdressing too we gon be cute as hell
I’m really good at
lizard care. spoiling my friends (it's a compulsion). trying not to die on a bike. thinking i like dogs.
The first things people usually notice about me
purple hair and crooked spine. i'm tiny crazy short. i'm quiet. then.. i dunno. i light up like a christmas tree when i drink. that's pretty noticeable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: kafka on the shore by haruki murakami. call me by your name by andre aciman. almost like being in love by steve kluger. james thurber. star trek novels...

movies: shelter, tokyo godfathers, hidden fortress, the great escape, beetlejuice, blues bros, hot fuzz, mortal kombat...

shows: Whatever This Is, Supernatural, teen wolf, young justice, adventure time, regular show... bob's burgers. archer. rick and morty.

anime: sailor moon, cowboy bebop, gits, fma/b, nge, shin-chan, mononoke, dbz, paradise kiss, um. y'know, those.. totally awesome top 10 must watch anime that you know and love but can't think of when you're filling out an important list.

music: i like scissor sisters. foreigner, led zeppelin. iron and wine, rufus wainwright, metric, the real tuesday weld... any random ol thing that's got a good beat and does things to my human butt.

games: i'm awful at games so this list will be half lame, half lies. loco roco, katamari damacy, sims 3, sim city 4, sonic adventure 2, marvel v capcom, kingdom hearts, final fantasy, animal crossing, pokemon, toejam & earl,

food: most food gives me heartburn/indigestion/allergic reaction so i'm not nuts about food. but i can eat any incarnation of the potato all day long.

froyo. gelato. coffee. popcorn. in-n-out. m&m mcflurry. pizzaguys glutenfree.
The six things I could never do without
my books, my pets, my computer, my bike, omeprazole, a sweater
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the tattoos i'll get if i ever have enough money.
next tattoo: hip piece of my baby cat bonky. hopefully before sept.

btw you don't know what you're missing out on by not following my blog. i'm fucking hilarious
On a typical Friday night I am
resting from work for more work
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
if i'm in bed and my nose gets all stuffy... i'll blow it right into my hand so i don't have to get up. that's not private. just gross as fuck.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to make dates for when sailor moon eps come out