Female Wood Elf Dovahkiin seeks adventuring companion - Must have great upper arm strength to carry massive amounts of treasure from Dwemer ruins and expansive caves. Skills with sword or staff preferred; archers also given consideration. Restoration abilities a plus. Ambiguous morals strongly suggested. Must not be scared of trolls, spiders, ghosts, demons, dragons, wizards, bears, or the undead. Bunny slaughterers need not apply.

I just got a tablet, so I'm slowly re-learning how to draw. It's making me both love and hate the human body. Fucking hands, man.

Walking aimlessly, dressing fancy, bargain hunting, deep and analytical discussions about Young Adult fantasy novels, thinking up snappy retorts 10 minutes too late.

"Hey Little Bo Peep/Strawberry Shortcake/Rainbow Brite, what's with the frilly dress?!"
(Please note that if you call me any of the above names, or ask me if I know it's not Halloween, I will kindly tell you to fuck off.)

~Books
The Hunger Games | A Great and Terrible Beauty | His Dark Materials | Fables | Bizenghast | Uglies | Peeps | The Chrysalids | Good Omens | A Little Princess | Sookie Stackhouse | NANA | Anything written by Tamora Pierce

~Movies
Lord of the Rings | Once Were Warriors | Attack the Block | Kamikaze Girls | The Sound of Music | Mulan | The Nutcracker | Pan's Labyrinth | Mean Girls | The Secret of NIMH

~TV
Community | The Soup | Criminal Minds | Skins | Misfits | QI | Never Mind the Buzzcocks | Downton Abbey | Gurren Lagann | Black Lagoon | Game of Thrones | Grey's Anatomy | Sailormoon | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

~Music
Lily Allen | Mika | Tchaikovsky | Disney | Broadway (favorites include Hairspray, Rent, Chicago, The Wedding Singer, Songs for a New World, and Spamalot)

~Games
The Elder Scrolls IV and V (as if my Skyrim addiction wasn't obvious enough by the intro paragraph) | Nehrim: At Fate's Edge (technically an Elder Scrolls mod, but really, it's practically a different game) | Minecraft | Fallout: New Vegas | Diablo II | Torchlight | Pokemon | Dragon Quest VIII and IX | Suikoden III | Thief | Dark Cloud 2 | Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker | Poupee Girl (message me for an add if you play!)

~ Tumblr
~ My dolls
~ My favorite lolita dress
~ My favorite non-lolita dress
~ A Metrocard with at least 10bux on it
~ A companion!

Characters, plot twists, plot holes, amusing turns of phrase, magic powers, the logistics of time travel, canon vs fanon, spaceboats, skirt lengths, shadow travel, Bryant Park, sidekicks, love affairs, the Touch of Death, and the virtues of fighting bad guys in high heels. And that's just for one story.

picking pockets, slaying dragons, stealing treasure, inspiring poems, throwing fireballs, and generally shitting things up for the Stormcloaks, those racist fucks.

I like anime sometimes. Sometimes. SOMETIMES.

You think you can convince me to watch the pre-Matt Smith seasons of Doctor Who.