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piggle5

23 M Lake Villa, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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If you're a real life hipster, tell me. I want to marry you.

Also, if you're into longboarding and from the area, let me know! I'm just getting into it and have nobody to ride with...

Warning: This might be the longest profile you'll ever read. Go make some popcorn, get something to drink, and mentally prepare yourself for this monstrosity. I like to write and I just throw more things at this profile when they pop into my head. That's my excuse for the length. Oops.

God is number one in my life. All of this stuff afterwards is just bonus things that come with life.

First things first. If you drink or smoke at all or you're a big party goer, we probably won't work out too well. Also, if you're not a virgin I'm most likely not interested. I'm one of those few crazy wackos that think sex is a sacred thing and should be saved for marriage. So ridiculous, right?

Alright. On to more exciting, less straight edge things.

Let's get this out of the way, if you say you love to laugh within the first five sentences of your profile, please go change it. I'm sure everyone knows that already because literally every human being on earth likes to laugh.

Also, if you wear Uggs, I will not be your friend.

My name is Paul, but you can call me idiot if you'd like, that's what my friends know me as.

I'm intentionally awkward so.....yep.

I love playing sports. From football and basketball to croquet and shuffleboard, I'll be competitive. Sports are my life. Except for pro basketball. The NBA sucks.

I actually just made a goal for myself, a resolution if you will. I'm going to eat healthy and work out (to build muscle, I'm not fat) so that I can try out for the Chicago Rush in the fall. I would love to see how I stack up against other professional football hopefuls even though I've only played organized football one year.

Board games are my jam. But board games that take skill and logic. Like Ticket to Ride or Carcassonne or Power Grid. Or even chess. Leave Monopoly for an every-couple-of-years kind of game.

I'm a photographer. It's one of my passions that I unfortunately don't get out and do often enough. I'm hoping that my parents finally cave in to my whining and put a dark room in our basement.

I recently got into writing. Screenplays to be exact. Its pretty fun. Look for my name on the big screen one of these days.

One of my goals in life is to own a race car. My Dad used to race at the local track so I hope to follow in his footsteps. Call me a redneck but racing is in my blood.

Another goal in life is to own a pug. They're basically the cutest animals on planet earth. If you don't agree, you might as well leave my page now.
Update: I'M GETTING A FREAKING PUG PUPPY!
Update 2: I HAVE MY FREAKING PUG PUPPY!

Sarcasm is the only language I speak. So don't actually leave my page if you don't like pugs. Maybe you should though.

If you're a resident of the United States of America, you're an American. Don't tell me you're "Russian, German, Hawaiian, and Indian." No. You're American. The same goes for African American. No. You're black. It's not negative, its just facts. You're not African at all. Unless you are in fact living in Africa or Russia or Germany. Rant over.

Needles are awful. I'm terrified of them. My biggest phobia by far. I'm not much of a fan of big bodies of water either.

I'm not much of a partier, I don't like drinking and I would rather hang out with a few of my friends than go to a big party.

Pepsi is better than Coke. End of story.

My biggest pet peeves include: Spllng thngs w/o vwls r rl wrds, chewing with your mouth open, when people don't actually let a sneeze out, people who claim they love a band but have only heard one song, lacking in the common sense department, casual relationships, cheating in relationships, lying in relationships, girlfriends mothers lying to cover up for their daughter in relationships, rudeness such as not holding doors open or talking during movies, many other things that I can't think of right now. Also, I hate ridiculous high heels and wedges. Just wear some regular old shoes please. Thanks.

I also am not an overly romantic guy. Don't think that means I'm not a gentleman though. Chivalry is not dead!

Yeah, so, that's about all I got now.
What I’m doing with my life
I had an internship over the summer. Now I'm pretty much doing nothing. Making a website for my parents' shop. Making a logo for some dude that came into my parents' shop. Thinking about my short film that I want to make soon. Thinking about the feature film I want to make shortly thereafter. Not much is happening.
I’m really good at
Quoting School of Rock at least once a day. Football. Analogies. Listening to music. Eating things. Golf. Quoting movies, especially School of Rock. Cooking frozen pizzas. Board games. Buying shoes. Wearing shoes. Living on limited amounts of sleep. Basketball. Driving. Being a big cousin. Procrastinating. Laughing at incredibly stupid things. Did I mention I'm good at quoting School of Rock...?
The first things people usually notice about me
My captivating blue eyes. My brilliantly gorgeous smile. My incredible muscles. My superb tan lines. Maybe my sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Hah, good one OKC. Good one.

Movies - School of Rock is my favorite movie of all time. Other than that: Inception, 500 Days of Summer, Cloverfield, Zombieland, Easy A, District 9, The Dark Knight, Shutter Island, It's Kind of a Funny Story, Dinner for Schmucks, How to Train Your Dragon, Kung Fu Panda 1&2, Brick, Harry Potter, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (if you haven't seen this movie, go do it RIGHT NOW!), The Bourne movies, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost in Translation, Star Wars, LOTR, anything with Jack Black, anything with Emma Stone, anything with Zooey Deschanel, any of the Disney movies young or old. The list could really be endless.

Shows - Spongebob, House of Cards, Prison Break, Hell on Wheels, Lost, The Walking Dead, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Wilfred, Big Bang Theory, The League, How I Met Your Mother, Sports Center, Whose Line, Fresh Prince, Adventure Time, Hey Arnold, Doug, CatDog, Rocket Power, TMNT, Portlandia, more stuff I can't think of right now. Mostly just stuff on Netflix.

Video Games - The Last of Us, Shadow of the Colossus, Battlefield (way, way, way better than Call of Duty), Star Fox 64, Harvest Moon, Super Mario 64, L.A. Noire, Red Dead Redemption.

Music - I love anything but country, rap, hip hop, and Top40 junkola. I'm a huge indie and indie folk kind of guy that dabbles in the indietronica genre a bit. Of Monsters and Men is the greatest band that has ever lived, don't question it. That being said, I think oldies music (60s and 70s) is some of the best music ever made. I think that either this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB9NAgMymJM or this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utqrbt1n4Vw is the most beautiful song ever recorded.
Since I get bored easily, here's a list of my music straight from iTunes:
AFI, Aberfeldy, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Airborne Toxic Event, Alien Ant Farm, Alkaline Trio, All American Rejects, Alphaville, Andrew Gold, Angels & Airwaves, The Antlers, Arcade Fire, Ashtar Command, The Ataris, Audio Adrenaline, Avenged 7x, B-52's, Bachman Turner Overdrive, Bacilos, Balkan Beat Box, Band of Heathens, Band of Horses, Barenaked Ladies, Beatles, Beats Antique, Ben Folds, Ben Folds Five, Ben Harper, Billy Joel, Black Keys, Black Sabbath, Blind Pilot, Blink-182, Blue Oyster Cult, Blues Traveler, Bob Marley, Bon Iver, Bon Jovi, Boston, The Bravery, Brett Dennen, Bright Eyes, Broken Bells, Springsteen, Bryan Adams, Bubba Sparxxx, Busta Rhymes, Cage the Elephant, Capital Cities, Carbon Leaf, The Cars, Cheap Trick, Chris Rice, City and Colour, Clutch, Coheed and Cambria, Coldplay, Company of Thieves, Constellations, Cymbals Eat Guitars, Datarock, David Byrne, Dawes, Death Cab, Decemberists, Deep Purple, Deer Tick, Dire Straits, Dirty Projectors, The Dodos, Don McLean, Dragonette, Drive by Truckers, Eagle-Eye Cherry, Eagles, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros, Eiffel 65 (Yes, I have entire albums, not just Blue), ELO, Elizabeth and the Catapult, Elton John, Eric Clapton, The Ettes, Example, Fall Out Boy, Five Iron Frenzy, Fleet Foxes, Flight of the Concords, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Foxy Shazam, Franz Ferdinand, Freelance Whales, Frightened Rabbit, fun., Genesis, Gin Blossoms, Golden Earring, Good Charlotte, Gotye, Green Day, Grizzly Bear, Guster, HEALTH, The Hives, Hockey, Hoobastank, The Hoosiers, Hot Hot Heat, Ike Reilly, INXS, Iron and Wine, Jack Johnson, Jack's Mannequin, Jenny and Tyler, Jet, Jethro Tull, Jimmy Eat World, John Lennon, John Mellencamp, Jonsi, Josh Ritter, Journey, Juanes, Jukebox the Ghost, Justin McRoberts, K'naan, Kaiser Chiefs, Kansas, Kanye, Kemopetrol, The Killers, Kings of Leon, Kissaway Trail, The Kooks, Kyle Andrews, Led Zeppelin, Lifehouse, Lily Allen, Matchbox Twenty, Matt and Kim, Matt Nathanson, Meat Loaf, Metric, MGMT, Michael Franti, The Middle East, Midlake, Miike Snow, Mimicking Birds, Miniature Tigers, Minus the Bear, Moby, Modest Mouse, Mumford and Sons, MuteMath, The Naked and Famous, Noah and the Whale, Oasis, Of Monsters and Men (aka- greatest band of all time), The Offspring, Ou Est Le Swimming Pool, Panic!, Paper Tongues, Passenger, Passion Pit, Patrick Park, Peter Bjorn and John, Phantom Planet, Phish, Pink Floyd, The Police, Queen, REM, Radical Face, RHCP, Relient K, REO, Reptar, Rogue Wave, Rolling Stones, Royal Bangs, Rush, Rusted Root, Sea Wolf, Semi Precious Weapons, Shins, Shiny Toy Guns, Sigur Ros, Silversun Pickups, Simon and Garfunkel, Skybox, Smash Mouth, Smith Westerns, Snow Patrol, Spoon, Strokes, Styx, Sum 41, Switchfoot, T.V. on the Radio, Talking Heads, Third Eye Blind, Timmy Corran, Tom Petty, Tool, Two Door Cinema Club, U2, UB40, Vampire Weekend, Van Halen, Violent Soho, Walkmen, Wanderlust, Weezer, White Stripes, The Who, Wilco, The Wombats, Xavier Rudd, The XX, Yeasayer, Young the Giant, 3 Lb. Thrill.

Food - If given the choice between a steak and a cheeseburger, I'm taking the cheeseburger.
The six things I could never do without
Aside from the obvious...
1 - Jacks frozen pizzas
2 - Netflix
3 - A large collection of shoes
4 - Pugs
5 - Emma Watson
6 - fun. The band and the activity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lots of fun things. How fun it would be to be an actor in some ridiculous show or movie. How fun it would be if everyone in the world knew the difference between your and you're/there, their, and they're. How fun it would be to be a musician. How fun it would be to play professional football. How fun it would be to own a pug. How fun it would be if the Ninja Turtles were real. Just a bunch of fun things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my idiot roommates. Going to events on campus. Going to Steak and Shake at 3 in the morning. Going to bonfires. Working. No Friday night is typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You'll just have to find out. Its a rather strange one. Like really strange. I guarantee none of you would ever guess it in a million years. If you can I'll give you a dollar.

If you must know one right this second though, it's that I used to get mad at my parents for hitting bumps in the road when I tried to draw in the car. Like, come on, you can't miss all the bumps so I can draw a straight line?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you believe in the oxford comma.
If you know what an oxford comma is.
If you would like to know what an oxford comma is.
If you think anything on my profile is semi-cool.
If you think anything on my profile is really dumb.
If you have ever eaten a cheeseburger.
If you're wearing shoes right at this very moment.
If you brushed your teeth this morning.
If you want to start a band with me.
If you would like to punch me in the face.
If you would like to punch me in the sternum.
If you would like to punch me anywhere.
If you think Brown Sugar and Cinnomon PopTarts are the best.
If you wanna kick it old school and trade Pokemon cards.
If you want to tell me about your cat.
If you're out of the ordinary.
If you're in the ordinary.
If you're deathly afraid of needles like me.
If you plan on flying to the moon within the next year.
If you did a wickedly cool backflip off of your porch.
If you have ever roasted a marshmallow on top of a volcano.
If you know of a time machine that I can get my hands on.
If you want to rant about a fat guy sitting next to you on the bus.
If you think I have far too many "If you..." thingers on here.

You have to fit at least one of these stipulations to message me. Non-negotiable.