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pigs_with_wings

33 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
i contain multitudes. like you
What I’m doing with my life
right now, looking at ok cupid. things can only get better
I’m really good at
snacking, sharing snacks
The first things people usually notice about me
maybe the cloud of dust and flies that follows me around, a la Pigpen.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
garcia marquez. gunther grass. kafka. flora of the pacific northwest by hitchcock and cronquist. "debt" by graeber.

movie. streetwise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7UM-KWJS8

sly n the family stone. sex/vid. early Kinks. fugazi. poison idea. Go! Team. punk/hc, funk/soul. cumbia, merengue, esp older stuff that isnt all keyboards. rudimentary peni. fats waller. BTPNLSL.

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The six things I could never do without
- dingo kibble. for distracting wild dingo dogs

- my personal doorman, Henry. i take him everywhere.

- my dishwasher. (Henry does the dishes, too.)

- cheese mallow seed niblets

- crack pipe and crack.

ok, that last one was a joke.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how best to administer my empire
On a typical Friday night I am
ear candling and listening to my ambient-dub-bob-marley mix whilst monitoring my pet porpoises in their free-range-sized tank. they're especially frisky on friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i'm not wearing any underwear. actually, i am. either way, that's pre-tty private.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you'd like to receive 12 cassettes or compact discs for only a penny. plus shipping and handing.