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pigs_with_wings

34 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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i contain multitudes. like you
What I’m doing with my life
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right now, looking at ok cupid. things can only get better
I’m really good at
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snacking, sharing snacks
The first things people usually notice about me
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maybe the cloud of dust and flies that follows me around, a la Pigpen.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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garcia marquez. gunther grass. kafka. flora of the pacific northwest by hitchcock and cronquist. "debt" by graeber.

movie. streetwise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7UM-KWJS8

sly n the family stone. sex/vid. early Kinks. fugazi. poison idea. Go! Team. punk/hc, funk/soul. cumbia, merengue, esp older stuff that isnt all keyboards. rudimentary peni. fats waller. BTPNLSL.

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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- dingo kibble. for distracting wild dingo dogs

- my personal doorman, Henry. i take him everywhere.

- my dishwasher. (Henry does the dishes, too.)

- cheese mallow seed niblets

- crack pipe and crack.

ok, that last one was a joke.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how best to administer my empire
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
ear candling and listening to my ambient-dub-bob-marley mix whilst monitoring my pet porpoises in their free-range-sized tank. they're especially frisky on friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i'm not wearing any underwear. actually, i am. either way, that's pre-tty private.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you'd like to receive 12 cassettes or compact discs for only a penny. plus shipping and handing.