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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 20
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Post grad
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
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i contain multitudes. like you
What I’m doing with my life
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right now, looking at ok cupid. things can only get better
I’m really good at
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snacking, sharing snacks
The first things people usually notice about me
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maybe the cloud of dust and flies that follows me around, a la Pigpen.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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garcia marquez. gunther grass. kafka. flora of the pacific northwest by hitchcock and cronquist. "debt" by graeber.

movie. streetwise.

sly n the family stone. sex/vid. early Kinks. fugazi. poison idea. Go! Team. punk/hc, funk/soul. cumbia, merengue, esp older stuff that isnt all keyboards. rudimentary peni. fats waller. BTPNLSL.

pupusas hechas con lenya
The six things I could never do without
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- dingo kibble. for distracting wild dingo dogs

- my personal doorman, Henry. i take him everywhere.

- my dishwasher. (Henry does the dishes, too.)

- cheese mallow seed niblets

- crack pipe and crack.

ok, that last one was a joke.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how best to administer my empire
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
ear candling and listening to my ambient-dub-bob-marley mix whilst monitoring my pet porpoises in their free-range-sized tank. they're especially frisky on friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i'm not wearing any underwear. actually, i am. either way, that's pre-tty private.
You should message me if
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you'd like to receive 12 cassettes or compact discs for only a penny. plus shipping and handing.