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pigsflyswineflu

37 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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New York City, born and raised. I am a great friend and son. I've tried a bunch of things (cleaned floors, taught kids, designed a housing complex, wrote a book) and intend to try some more. I love the outdoors and prefer to walk unencumbered, which can make camping a challenge. Some people think I'm funny, but no guarantees; what's orange and sounds like a parrot? Philosophically impossible is more interesting than physically impossible. I'm here looking for a woman to have adventures and do nothing with.
What I’m doing with my life
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: learning how to do my job, walking, making art, helping out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
: finishing what I start, eventually; making stuff; talking; mopping; eating; being on time; trying new things; looking out for my loved ones.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
: volume (according to me).
: my eye lashes (according to not me).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Power Broker: Robert Moses and the Fall of New York; Seeing is Forgetting the Name of the Thing One Sees; Air Guitar; Never Let Me Go; The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle; 100 Years of Solitude; The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (series); Red Harvest; The Diamond Age; Alice's Adventures in Wonderland...

Movies: Scrooged; True Romance; V for Vendetta; La Haine; About a Boy; Caddyshack; Drop Dead Gorgeous; Clue; The Fifth Element; Top Gun; The City of Lost Children; Wild at Heart; Shawshank Redemption...

Music: Deadsy; Black Sabbath; The Beatles; Dancehall; The Ramones; The Runaways; The Nymphs, Neil Young; Scotish traditional; Herbie Hancock; Beethoven's 9th; epic stuff...

Food: I love extremely spicy Szechuan cuisine; fish taco or banh mi missions are common; nachos and bean & cheese burritos are obsessions; I also eat a lot of cashews, almonds and dark chocolate...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm abstaining here.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
: art; architecture; movies; foodl; religion; politics; semi-colons (I am pretty sure that I use them too much); the people in my life; the people and places I want to visit; form(s); beauty; geometry; Los Angeles, New York, and points between; my next meal; stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
: plotting; scheming; eating; drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
: a few of years ago, my ice cream fell off the cone and onto the sidewalk. I picked it up, wiped it off, put it back on the cone and enjoyed the heck out of it.
You should message me if
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: you think a guy who has the first 72 decimal places of pi memorized seems like someone you'd like to talk to.; you're interested in the difference between incorporated art and bureaucratic art; you like walking; you eat food.

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