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pihkal8

23 M Tinley Park, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
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Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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What I’m doing with my life
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I am currently a college student studying philosophy. Eventually, I want to go to graduate school for my PhD so I can avoid the real world for as long as humanly possible. I look forward to obtaining a career in higher education or government.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Learning about things that others say don't have applications in the "real world".
Philosophizing.
Jeopardy trivia.
Creating abstract connections for fun.

Cooking meat to perfection - I'm always in need of a sous chef.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been called funny and ridiculous. As well as a walking contradiction and someone who always plays devil's advocate. I view all these as positive attributes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
-Joyce
-Beckett
-Nietzsche
-any philosophical or psychological text
-any Classic like The Great Gatsby, 1984, or In Search of Lost Time
-textbooks
-I tend to prefer modern/post-modern literature including some gothic themed novels as well as 19th/20th century continental philosophy with foci on existentialism and absurdism.

Movies:
-Star Wars
-V for Vendetta
-Oblivion
-Sci-Fi and Fantasy are probably my favorite genres but I like anything that tells a great story.

TV:
-True Detective
-The Following
-The Science Channel

Music:
-Classical(Tchaikovsky, Vivaldi)
-Psychedelic(Shpongle)
-Daft Punk
-Kid Cudi
-French music
-Arctic Monkeys

Food:
-anything that I've cooked
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A hot shower because cold ones suck.
2. Things that make me laugh to a point where it hurts.
3. Chicago tap water- it's the best.
4. My iPhone, just for ease of looking up things on the Internet.
5. A clean, comfortable bed.
6. My ability to learn and my awesome video game skills.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why isn't everyone constantly fixed on death and the impermanence of our existence? Why the world is the way it is and how things can be made better. I like to discover how philosophical movements, literature, art, and history are interconnected.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having an existential crisis and trying to figure out what I'm doing with my life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have terrible sneezing fits that will make people think I'm either dying or possessed.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You enjoy a good conversation and learning facts/trivia/things that will never help you.

You know what my username is a reference to.