PLEASE NOTE: Do not message me if all you're going to say is "Hi, how are you?" SERIOUSLY. If I can read your whole message in my inbox without even having to click to open it, I'm not going to bother. Just letting you know.
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Hello there, my name is Pilot. I make amazing coffee. No one in this country can make it properly. In saying that, I should add I'm originally from the UK, London- to be precise. I'm over in the states for awhile, trying my hand at how the other half live, and the lack of a decent coffee perpetually bothers me. Someday I'll have my own coffee shop and train people to do it properly for once.
I like coffee. I like books. I like movies. I like people. Not necessarily in that order.
I'm squeamish to an extreme except when I read things.
I'm afraid of moths, they're terrifying and creepy and I wish them death.
The same goes for spiders, and most creepy crawlies in general.
I hate puzzles and being alone, but I like fairy lights and non-stick bake-ware. I bake amazing cupcakes.

That's still somewhat of a mystery, even to me.

Right now though, I'm over in NZ with my brother Eden_Endearment we have some family over that way, so yeah. It's pretty nice here so far, a lot different to America! The weather has been pretty good too, and the beaches in Auckland are lovely :)

being nonchalant and terribly sexy about it.
Making amazing lattes and other espresso drinks.

My short hair, my disarming smile.

Books: Poppy Z. Brite, Daniel Quinn, Chuck Palahniuk, Douglas Adams, Anthony Burgess, Artemis Fowl series, 1984, Animal Farm, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Lord of the Flies, Next, Neuromancer, Ender's Game.

Movies: Crank, Girl, Interrupted, Babel, Pan's Labyrinth, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Mirrormask, Amelie, Noi Albinoi, Disney princess movies, Breakfast on Pluto, A Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Back to the Future Trilogy, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands etc

Music: anything pop punk

Cannibalism, admiring strung out junkies, fashionable things, books, reading, music, music, more music, books, reading, studying Japanese language and culture, smashing down ameri-ani-tards, baking, cooking, dumpster diving, cigarettes, starving artist, drawing, artsy stuff, guitar, bass,pretty girls, pretty boys, long conversations about the meaning(s) of life, knitting, sewing, comic pages, reading comics, job searching, vegetarianism, hating PETA, hating over-the-top feminists, puddle jumping.

You're as fantastic and wonderful as I am, or you like to think you are. You enjoy good coffee and books, and the presence of a charming female, and aren't afraid of spiders and moths.