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pimorgan

25 Oakland, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not black in my mind, though hairy in my legs

http://henrybeerbohmtree.tumblr.com
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing inappropriate messages to men on OkCupid, living the dream
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Literary analysis, knitwear design, working archaic quotes into everyday conversation, being obnoxious (as my info clearly indicates)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My trademark swaying gait
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Invisible Man, Island of Dr. Moreau, Jane Eyre, Their Eyes Were Watching God, The Bible II: Return to Barbeque Island (non-fiction work-in-progress by madcouch)

Music: Roy Harper, Phil Ochs, Dylan, etc. My goal is to have more folk songs written about me than anyone in history

Food: Hummus; cannabis
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Niles Crane
Horrible local renditions of Shakespeare plays
Comics
The Learning Channel
Shoplifted Ritter Sport
Biblical allusions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social justice, Oscar Wilde, how Ozymandias is Niles Crane
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once drunkenly made out with a skeevy stranger who I thought looked like Dan Dreiberg (he also claimed to have an owlship)
You should message me if
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you have long hair and/or facial hair or are currently a folksinger or catholic priest