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pineappletheape

32 F Greenbelt, MD

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 29–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:31am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Other
Height
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello! This is me on the internet. fun, a little impulsive, educated, passionate. I don't have the best filter sometimes and I'm okay with that. You'll have to be too.

Pretty resilient with an abiding sense of doom. I'm a negative Nancy, Debbie downer, slouchy Susan -- whichever superlative you'd like. Those kind of girls don't like clubs or bars but they still like guys so that's where I come in [I'm being facetious here].

I like my job. I'm a high school teacher. I love the idea of getting better at it each year and doing something that's solution oriented. I like karaoke, trivia, music, movies, music. I think OKC algorithms are crap. I love exercise. I'm not a slob and I'm not romantic in the traditional sense but I'm on this site so c'mon okcupid. Get with it~!

I'm not sure what I'll be doing in the next 5 years but message me if your goals include finding someone to read in bed with :-) Happy trails.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
living it!
Paying off student loans
reading in bed
achieving nirvana
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
untying knots, collecting books
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've got obscure interests and common tastes like everyone

I am open to suggestions. I listen to bad hiphop, ironically or sincerely depending on the day.

I like books. I like MIA, embarrassing Bonnie Raitt, touchy feely Luther Vandross, snotty Chopin. I'm all over the place but if you want to get in my pants keep it simple.

Constant, distracted reading is sort of my thing. I like classics, Murakami, nonfiction, Graham Greene, Proust and anything written with enough care to completely absorb me into another world.

Intense stuff like To Sleep With Anger or The Burning Bed were part of my formative years. I like cartoons, campy, scary stuff, art house movies, tech news, running blah blah. I strongly identify with the movie What's Eating Gilbert Grape. Don't ask. Freeway is a pretty good movie. Groundhog day is pretty awesome too. Short term 12 was the best movie I've seen in years.

I am not a culture snob but I tend to like things that are a curious combination of the serene and energetic. Okay, maybe I am a little snobby. I think this stuff is all good fodder for good starter conversations. open to suggestions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
western medicine
quiet time
the internet
literature
music
all you wild and crazy kids!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
injustice, food choices, family problems, the weekend, snow days, summer vacation, movies, music and books, my hair (don't judge me) THE HOLOCAUST for realz
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sleep. This is so true
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate when people use the phrase "common sense". If you understand why we should talk. My foul mouth is the biggest thing you have to worry about.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're compassionate; you like to dance (not a requirement); you can help me with my math skillz (sort of a requirement); you want to shoot the shit with a nice old lady; or if you don't freak me out and you'd like to do something; you aren't necessarily proud or ashamed of being a nerd, in fact you don't think much about it either way;you appreciate brevity.