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pink_slug

23 F San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 9
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Everyone on this site has relatively poetic descriptions of themselves. I'm just going to tell it like it is for me.

I don't like playing games of cat and mouse, if I'm not interested then you will know, if I am interested you will know.

I'm also in a relationship with a wonderful and awesome guy. I'm on here mostly to find someone (preferably a girl) whom I can get along with and be attracted to both intellectually (first), and hopefully later on to something physically (second). My guy and I would love to have someone for both of us to get along well with, however if there's a 1:1 interest, I'm perfectly happy with that too.

Current full time student, part-time cashier thing that I don't want to be stuck doing for the rest of my college life.

In other words: my schedule isn't always open, especially during fall and spring time. So don't be offended if I can't see you any time soon, just gives us more time to talk and get to know each other.

Now that THAT'S out of the way...

I like beaches, hard boiled eggs, sour candy, pineapple, hiking, old literature (not too old. I fell asleep reading A Tale of Two Cities, couldn't get behind Dickens)
What I’m doing with my life
Pooping.

I'm just trying to take my life easy so I don't get gray hair by the time I'm 25.

Currently riding the wave of gentrification and rising housing costs in the city to the best of my ability.

Also if you have a car and haven't lived in this city for 4+ years, I won't be convinced that you know how to drive here.
I’m really good at
Eating, sleeping, procrastinating, living in the moment. And sex(I'm at least good enough).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- Neil Gaiman books
- Chuck Palahniuk books (Rant and Invisible Monsters in particular)
- One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
- Lord of the Flies
- Fahrenheit 451
-Currently reading Drinking, Smoking, and Screwing
I'm always open to recommendations and I love reading most anything, so if you have a favorite book feel free to suggest it to me.

- Regular Show
- Rick and Morty
-Spongebob (sue me)
- Felix the Cat
- Simpsons
- Mad Men
- Breaking Bad.
My shows are limited, I grew up on cartoons and was originally intending to major in 2D animation.

- Pulp Fiction
- Fight Club
- My Neighbor Totoro
- Space Jam (seriously)
- The Shining
- PeeWee's Big Adventure
- Fear and Loathing
- Any movie you might be interested in. You'll know if I'm not digging it.

-RJD2
- Felix Leband
-Gorillaz
-Andrews Sisters
- Anamanaguchi
- Peelander-Z
- King Khan and BBQ Show
- Reverend Horton Heat
- Outkast
-Daft Punk
- Billy Idol
- WEEN (current obsession)
- Electric Eel Shock
I like a lot of different things. I'm mostly exploring new things on Pandora.
The six things I could never do without
-Candy
-My pug
- Art of any kind
- Delightful sex
- Books
- Notebooks and pens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I need to do for a change to keep my life from being static. Not planning things, but winging it instead. My room always gets messy and I need to clean it up once again.

Also why lesbians hate bisexual girls, and why it can be so tough finding a third partner (or even a 1:1 partner!).

Also why people more than often just look at profiles and "like" them, then never bother to message??
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, drinking, being with friends, or sleeping. I try to avoid pants-wearing as much as I can, because I'm not a chump
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I most frequently check this when I'm in the bathroom.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You can explain to me why guys send pictures of their dicks without any explanation behind it.

You're a girl who likes to to play around with and/or just have fun with, and isn't afraid of the fact that I have a guy I'm in a committed but open relationship with. Like I said, we welcome singular 1:1 dates, but if you want us both along for the ride, we're good at making people not feel like they're being the third wheel.

I'm willing to hang out with you guys, too. Just take it easy peezy lemon squeezie.

Just say hi and if I said something on here that interested you, let me know dudes/dudettes.