Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Look, I think it's a pretty good trade - I'll cook you kick ass
food and you clean up all my dirty dishes. Alternatively, I'll do
all the dishes and you build me a treehouse. Or peel all my oranges
(Edit: and grapefruit) for me for the rest of my life.
Furthermore, taking me to the fair isn't just an option, it's a
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a chemist and a scientist by profession and by nature. I get to
play with acid and foul smelling solvents and oils and fuels. It's
I just bought a house and I'm going to completely gut and renovate
it. I have zero experience in home renovation other than watching
my dad do stuff growing up so I'm super PUMPED about this great
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at chemistry, taking pictures, taking the Lord's
name in vain, telling the truth, putting dishes away really fast,
crying, judging people, cooking shredded chicken, lighting candles,
painting my nails, reading, texting, explaining things, spending
money, and overusing the word "hashtag."
The first things people usually notice about me
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No one has ever really told me. Maybe that I'm quiet, maybe that my
eyes are blue, maybe that I need my bangs trimmed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm obsessed with Johnny Depp (not in an unhealthy way - I just
love every one of his movies - except the Rum Diaries, that was
hideous, he was great, but the movie was hideous- and one of my
life goals is to own them all). I don't have a favorite TV show...
but I do love Netflix. The Office (or Girls, but that's only on
HBO) is ACTUALLY my favorite show; I also like Weeds and Lost and
Pretty Little Liars (judge me all you want). I'm a fan of American
Horror Story & Dr. Who. I've seen every episode of Survivorman
and have turned it into a drinking game. I'm obsessed with food (in
an unhealthy way); I love to eat, cook, read recipes, try new ones,
cook with people, go out and eat, count calories, overeat, etc. I
love to read but I don't do it as often as I used to. Musically, my
tastes change about every 6 months depending on what I'm exposed to
- I'm very susceptible to other people's likes/dislikes. Right now
Im in love with Hozier and dream of finding a man who sounds just
like him that can sing me to sleep at night.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My iPhone
2) my cats, Peanut and The Kitten
3) my best friend
4) my personal space
5) 7 pillows on my bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about all the things I should be
doing or want to be doing but I'm not. It's pretty pathetic.
What I'm going to eat in the next 4 hours.
How much of life is up to fate, chance, or destiny and whether or
not the universe has a perfect plan set in motion for me after
Adorable old couples who ooze love and how I better be a part of
one when I'm old.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a friend's house watching Netflix, getting wine drunk and
cooking delicious food, dancing in my living room, curled up in bed
with my cats browsing Pinterest, or out with friends at some sleazy
bar looking at the time wishing I was doing one of the
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If baking in my underwear is wrong, then I don't want to be
Normally I sort my laundry like a decent female but sometimes I get
reckless and do a load called "everything on the bathroom floor and
fuck lights vs darks this is the 21st century enough segregation"
You should message me if
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you can answer this question correctly:
Are there rocks ahead?
Or if you think you can build me a treehouse.
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