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pinkhell

24 Magnolia, NJ Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.61m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yes: cats, coffee, cigarettes
No: sports, most people

This website is terrible.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a music store and it's okay.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being an asshole. Being broke. Being late.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short, fat, and I look young.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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House of Leaves, John Dies at the End, Cunt, Battle Royale

Recently enjoyed: the One I Love, Inside, the Brown Bunny, Katsuhiro Otomo's Memories, Tape, Paprika

AHS, Buffy, Game of Thrones, My Mad Fat Diary, Orange is the New Black, Les Revenants, Twin Peaks

Joy Division, Menomena, Sigur Ros, the Unicorns

Sushi, peaches, pizza, tea
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have some important living beings in my life like my mom, bothers, best friends, and my cats, and basically other than them, I don't need much.
I enjoy having a bed and cigarettes.
I have pretty solid vinyl and DVD collections that I like a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
mostly cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In bed with my cat, listening to records, browsing the internet; or at a friend's house, chain smoking cigarettes & drinking coffee or wine until two in the morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a security blanket. I don't sleep well without it.

I don't actually live in Magnolia.
I don't shave or wear deodorant
and I *very rarely* wear make up.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're Nate Bernot, otherwise I probably don't want to talk to you.

No MRAs/Nice Guys.
Don't compliment me.
Don't ask me what I "do for fun."
Don't ask me where I live/work.

Message me if you want to sit around and watch shitty and/or spectacular films all day.

Message me with your thoughts re: the Beatles.