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pinkhell

25 Magnolia, NJ Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.61m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Yes: cats, tea, cigarettes
No: sports, most people

This website is terrible.

I'd like to meet new friends who want to go to record stores for hours with me.

I'd like to be in a relationship with someone who wants to get high, cuddle up, and be silly with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a music store and it's okay.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being an asshole. Being broke. Being late.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm short, fat, and I look young.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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House of Leaves, John Dies at the End, Cunt, Battle Royale

Recently enjoyed: Boy, Frances Ha, Populaire, Silent House, Resolution, You're Next, Wetlands, the Double, the Host (Korean), Inside, Paprika

AHS, Buffy, Game of Thrones, My Mad Fat Diary, Orange is the New Black, Les Revenants, Twin Peaks

Llately: Ariel Pink, D'Angelo, FKA Twigs, Glowsun, Joy Division, La Femme, Menomena, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Russian Circles, the Suzan, SZA, Ta-ku, TV on the Radio, Uncle Acid, XXYYXX

Sushi, peaches, pizza, tea
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have some important living beings in my life like my mom, bothers, best friends, and my cats, and basically other than them, I don't need much.
I enjoy my bed and access to the internet, and I have pretty solid vinyl and DVD collections that I like a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
mostly cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
*On a typical Friday night, I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a security blanket. I don't sleep well without it.

I don't actually live in Magnolia.
I don't shave or wear deodorant
and I *very rarely* wear make up.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're Nate Bernot, otherwise I probably don't want to talk to you.

No MRAs/Nice Guys.
Don't compliment me.
Don't ask me what I "do for fun."
Don't ask me where I live/work.

You see blue/black.