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25 F Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 10
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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My name is Piper and I am fairly ridiculous. I am a kinky, queer, poly, writer and activist who love cooking, entertaining and talking through movies. I consider myself an occasionally brilliant baker, a living room stand-up comedienne, and a pretty fantastic person (if I do say so myself, and I do.) I have an awesome girlfriend, so if you're not cool with polyamory, please don't message me.

I am in a constant balancing act between my absurd, laughable, silly self and the high-strung, tense and neurotic side of me. I love laughing, and have a very odd sense of humor: morbid, inappropriate, harsh and a little highbrow. If you can make me laugh, chances are, we’ll get along just fine.

I am sarcastic, clever, and ready to laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am working with an LGBTQ organization in the city, and spending the rest of my time playing housewife, entertaining friends, and exploring. While my Cinema Studies degree hasn't helped me get a specific job, I still love movies and always will, especially if they: are horror films, have bad things happening to good people relentlessly, are British comedies, have Bruce Campbell in them, are not involving James Cameron, or do make me feel something.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, cleaning and other domestic things; grammar; inventing words, jingles and catch phrases; giving dogs baths; skiing; moving (no really, I'm like the Incredible Hulk;) massages; mediating a situation; complaining; decorating and party planning.

I am not so good at swimming, liking infants, flower arranging, being on time, letting a messy room not bother me, or playing baseball.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My legs that go on for days, or that I am crazy clumsy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love anything in short format, particularly clip shows, short stories, music videos, trailers and internet videos. My dirtiest secret is that I’m a big slut for disco, but to balance that out, I also love cheesy B movies, and chocolate and bacon. And I'm a musical hermit: I will listen to the same stuff over and over again and won't really find new music unless someone else introduces it to me.

Top 5 Favorite Books:
If the book is well-written and is absolutely hilarious or so sad you want to die afterward, I'll probably love it.
The Great Gatsby, Fun House, It, Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls and In Cold Blood

Top 6 Favorite Movies:
I like anything that doesn't involved the words "romance," "action," or "Kevin James."
The Princess Bride, Jaws, Fight Club, Planet Terror, Rear Window and The Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Top 5 Favorite Shows:
Sherlock, American Horror Story, RuPaul's Drag Race, New Girl and Community.

Top 5 Favorite Musicians:
Cake, Ok Go, Adele, Spoon and The Starlight Mints.

Top 5 Favorite Foods:
Pork, tomatoes, chocolate, potatoes and tea.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends and lovers, the creativity of others and beauty around me to inspire me, good food and drink, great movies and stories, acceptance and love, and opportunities to be silly and ridiculous and naked.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways in which I could make everyday life a little better for everyone I care about, how to make an amazing dinner, what I want to wear that day, sex, love, and cake. Also, how I could be more like Chad Michaels, Willam, Latrice Royale and Sharon Needles, with a lot of Pandora Boxx thrown in there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually staying in with some friends, which is why I gave OkCupid another shot, so I could try and get out of the house more!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a hard time completely opening up to people, but I will tell people too much information before I even know their name. If you know me, I talk about myself and everything I love too much and you probably know more about me than you're comfortable with. My level of humility is constantly declining, and I honestly believe the more we can share about ourselves, the more we can learn about each other, so I’m really open to sharing anything about myself.
You should message me if
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you like everything about any of these three videos:


I will automatically delete your message if:
* We're not a 90% match or above
* Your message consists only of "Let's fuck" or some variation
* You ask me to e-mail you the above videos
* You do not live in NYC
* You are looking for someone to "explore" your kinky side with; I love kinky people and I love vanilla people, but I do not love being someone's sexual guinea pig.

I know a ton of you are really adorable and/or really witty and sweet and charming even if you do fit into one of the above categories, but having these restrictions is the only way I can make this useful for me. If you fit into none of the above categories and I don't get back to you it's probably because you're a fantastic wonderful person and I suck at scheduling, and I'm sorry, but, since you're definitely a catch, I am 97.39% sure you will find someone great on here who will indeed message you back.

ALSO: If you are hoping for us to hook up, know that I only have sexual relations of any sort with folks who have gotten a full-panel of STI screenings done in the past six months. If you haven't been tested in six months and want to mack it with me, get yoself to a clinic, yo.