First thing's first: I hate your Palahniuk books, you aren't going
to backpack across Europe or probably even travel at all. You
aren't on here looking for "new friends" if you specify to only
message you if they are an attractive, single male in good shape
and etc etc. (Also, stop being a snob about what music you think is
the best. Being snobby about your opinions is just weird). I don't
believe a single word of your profile. You may now read mine.
I am one or more of the following things: intelligent, funny,
good-looking, batman, always right(you'lll see it and it'll annoy
you), a horrible swimmer, other stuff probably, and most of all
modest. Perhaps even the MOST modest. I also refuse to prove any of
these things. Ever.
Oh and I'm in an open relationship, if that doesn't offend your
senses too much.