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pirate1986

28 M Round Rock, TX

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
First thing's first: I hate your Palahniuk books, you aren't going to backpack across Europe or probably even travel at all. You aren't on here looking for "new friends" if you specify to only message you if they are an attractive, single male in good shape and etc etc. (Also, stop being a snob about what music you think is the best. Being snobby about your opinions is just weird). I don't believe a single word of your profile. You may now read mine.

I am one or more of the following things: intelligent, funny, good-looking, batman, always right(you'lll see it and it'll annoy you), a horrible swimmer, other stuff probably, and most of all modest. Perhaps even the MOST modest. I also refuse to prove any of these things. Ever.

Oh and I'm in an open relationship, if that doesn't offend your senses too much.
What I’m doing with my life
Destroying it with a cocktail of liquor, hard drugs, and whale poaching.
I’m really good at
Playing tennis, shuffling cards, being mean to kittens. I'm very logical so I'm very good at seeing through bullshit, and I'm a great listener. Well, more of I'm good at ignoring you but when you get mad at me for not listening I can repeat your last couple of sentences word for word.

Also I'm very good at sex. I am, in fact, the best I've ever had.
The first things people usually notice about me
You'd really probably have to tell me. Really, tell me, I'll make a pie chart.

(Not really).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire are my favorites. Most of the time when I pick up a new book I'm just disappointed and I'll leave it at that. I enjoy shows, music, and food also.

"This opera is as lousy as it is brilliant!" - Robot Devil
The six things I could never do without
Me
Friends
Sex
Books
Probably other things. Also , I could do without all of the previous things, especially the first one.
Kung Fu movies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If energy cannot be created or destroyed....well I'm made of energy. So when I die I guess I DO become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass in the Great Circle of Life. In conclusion, antelopes are now my archenemies and are just waiting for me to die so they can eat me.

Masculism.

In the "looking for" section, women like to use "new friends" or "short term dating" as a synonym for "casual sex." Makes them sound less slutty to themselves.
On a typical Friday night I am
In jail, or as I like to call it, at home.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You think I would want to talk to you because you're inexplicably vain. Or, even better, explicably. Remember, fortune favors the bold. Though I guess misfortune is a type of fortune also, so you should also remember that misfortune favors the bold.