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28 San Mateo, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
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Relationship Type
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am tall...ish. Definitely a smart-ass in a joking way. I'm probably best described as a mix between Jim Halpert, Andy Samberg, and Paul Rudd.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living a no stress life, Giants make that hard sometimes. Trying out new activities/exploring new places whenever the opportunity presents itself. Karaoke, trivia, and playing guitar are always on my agenda as well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people happy
Quoting Movies/Shows
Finding the positive side in stuff
The Jumble in the newspaper
Talking to inanimate objects to make them work
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tallness, eyes, awesome shirt, smile...idk
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Fox in Sox, Grapes of Wrath, The Book of Bunny Suicides, The Hobbit
Movies: Pulp Fiction, The Dark Knight, 28 Days Later, Dracula, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey, Anchorman, The Lion King, Finding Nemo, Up, Memento, Independence Day, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Resident Evil, The Simpsons Movie, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, and soooooo many more...
Shows: Game of Thrones, The Secret World of Alex Mack, South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Robot Chicken, Baseball Tonight, The Office, Modern Family, American Dad, Bobs Burgers, Futurama, Rick and Morty, and a lot more...
Music: Linkin Park, Green Day, Atmosphere, The Grouch, Living Legends, Aesop Rock, Coldplay, Jimmy Eat World, Anberlin, Bach, Mozart, Eminem, Simon & Garfunkel, Lynrd Skynrd, and a bunch more...
Food: Crab, Shrimp, Pizza, Steak, Cheeseburgers, Strawberries, Peaches, Watermelon, Burritos, French Fries, Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwiches, Philly Cheesesteaks, Kraft Cheese & Macaroni, CocaCola, Baked Cheddar & Sour Cream Ruffles, Sushi, and definitely munch munch munch more...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Baseball, my guitar, the availability of all you can eat pizza buffets, sarcasm, beer, testing the limits of offensive humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
random ass shit, wtf happened to cartoons, and why EVERY freakin movie is in 3d now...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bored as hell and wanting to get ill! Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers... If I'm not working I'm hanging with friends doing whatever, whenever, wherever, however, whyever?
Netflix/video games is also a possibility
Cards Against Humanity is always a possibility
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
one of my only favorite chick flicks is Clueless...yeah, i know, right? As if!
You should message me if
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you would like to engage in conversational activities, or if you feel like it.
if you have a good response to:
"Guns don't kill people..."