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pirategoesR

25 F Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Native American, White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Searching for that place of delight and mud at the end of the rainbow.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just relocated to Austin about a month ago from San Antonio. I'm working for a tech start-up at the Capital Factory as a Product Strategist after spending a few months doing my own thing as a freelance business consultant. When I'm not working, I'm learning, exploring, creating and meeting new people.

I'm pretty outgoing and (for better or worse) have no natural sense of shame, so my life tends to stay pretty interesting. If not complex, at times. It's all a good time. Though, I'm pretty sure on the off chance I got involved in some kind of Freaky Friday-type scenario, my replacement would be faced with a bit of a learning curve to juggle all the moving parts...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a quick study when it comes to most things. The things I enjoy the most tend to be my creative pursuits, though. I've dabbled in most artistic disciplines at one point or another whether it be dance, writing, music, visual arts or theatre.

I've also always had a knack for language as well, and plan on becoming proficient in all six UN languages by the time I hit thirty.

I'm also kinda BAMF in the kitchen. ;)

Unless it's baking.

Fuck baking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have no idea. I'm basically oblivious lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Books: Where the Wild Things Are, The Prince, Wind-up Bird Chronicles, East of Eden

Favorite Movies: Tough call. I'm very particular about films. I enjoy movies which are in some respect psychologically challenging (Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe), or bend the viewers perception (most David Lynch and Coen Brothers films). I'm a huge horror fan (list is too long to name), but also have a deep love for classic films (ditto).

Favorite Music: Indie, mostly, though I'll listen to anything that's good.

Favorite Food: OMG NOODLES OM NOM NOM NOM. Also, as kind of a testament to some underlying thrill issues I have, I enjoy the SHIT out of spicy foods. I've never encountered a dish that couldn't be saved by the grace of a little sriracha. Or a habenero. And maybe some ghost chilis...

Yeah, I got a problem.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My phone
2) Ready access to pen and paper
3) Water, probably.
4) Stimulants and stimulation

I think that pretty much covers it...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random things tend to obsess me all the time. Just idiosyncratic ideas, quirks of the universe, I guess, that just come to agitate the mind.

For instance:

If I had a time machine (and the wherewithal to locate this individual), I'd like to spend an hour with the person who made cheese a thing. I want to meet the person who was either bold enough, desperate enough or both to eat the curdles out of spoiled animal milk, and then said, "Self, there's potential here. We could make this into something more than what it appears to be." And then had the charisma to actually *sell other people on the idea*. I mean, forget Steve Jobs. THAT'S an innovator.

Anyways. Those are the kind of thoughts that get me going.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday nights work on the binary of work/party. Saturday is my napping and catch up on trash television day.
You should message me if
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You feel the pull. I guess. If it's helpful, here's some of the things I'm looking for:

1) Intellect. This is first and foremost, and genuinely eclipses most other considerations. Seriously. It's a running joke among my friends to ask if someone is "cute" or "me cute", which is to say that while my SOs may be good candidates for Mensa, they're probably not making the cover of GQ anytime soon.

2) Passion. I love people who are passionate about something. It could be your ten year bug collection for all I care, but you have to know what makes your heart beat.

3) Ambition. In that same vein, this is pretty key. I don't mean in the material sense of wanting to earn seven figures and drive a Maserati, but in the way that you have some kind of vision for your future and are actively making strides to get there, assuming you're not there already. I don't have time for bullshitters, scrubs, slackers or weak dicks. I'm not your mom. I don't want to "fix" you. My expectation is that if you're out there wanting to get involved with another person, you should be able to stand on your own two feet.

4) Honesty. I'm weird. I'm into some different shit in most respects, but I'm upfront about it. You can either come along for the ride, or get off the train if it's not your bag. I'm cool either way. It's important for me to be able to communicate pretty openly about expectations and anything else. I'm pretty open-minded, really, I just ask that you be real. Be groovy or leave, man.

That more or less covers it. Bonus points if you got a little swagger, and can show me something unexpected about the world. ;)