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piratekingdan

25 Kansas City, MO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, C++

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My self-summary
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I think everyone on the Internet claims to be "laid back and easy going." So, for the sake of uniqueness, I'm high strung and strict.

But not really.
What I’m doing with my life
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New to KC. Still figuring out which bars are great and which are terrible.

Also, I'm a Linux engineer (bonus points if you know what that means) for the healthcare giant in town.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversation, Pokémon, naming comic book heroes. Running and biking. If your computer breaks, I can probably fix it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably an apprehensive twitch. Dating is scary, man.

Also, at the rate I'm aging, I'll look like Rob Lowe in my 50's. Which is really all I've ever wanted.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ernie Cline, Neil Gaiman, Murakami, Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Sedaris. Also, biographies, blogs, and news. I really like people who read. I'm also a big fan of comic books.

I love movies quite a bit. Classic B-horror, superhero stuff, documentaries, Bruce Willis rambling action movie one-liners. Honestly, I'll watch just about anything once. Overall, I've got an abundance of love for Wes Anderson, Quinten Tarantino, and Edgar Wright.

TV: Six Seasons and a Movie. Also, lately, Arrow and Flash. When I've got downtime, I'll also put on Bob's Burgers or a Netflix original. Orange is the New Black is amazing.

Music: The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The New Pornographers, Deadmau5, Yeezus, Childish Gambino, The Arcade Fire, Of Monsters and Men, Fun. Beulah, Weezer, Pavement, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones. And other stuff from those genres.

I also listen to lots of podcasts. Ira Glass can talk at me all he wants.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
RunKeeper.

High tops.

A smartphone

Tea

Coffee

Good beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the next step is.

College > Job > ??? > Profit
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
When I get that figured out I will let you know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I talk to my cats and usually get some insight out of it.
You should message me if
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you're clever.