I am Andre.

My favourite chant is the chant from page 60 and 61 from the hobbit.
My friends and I like to walk around when we're annihilated and chant it like we're goblins.
I hate Conan the barbarian because it's first edition dungeons and dragons total dogshit.

When I'm riding on the train everyday, I always inadvertently glance at someone while my sight is trying to shift from one point to another that is some deal of a point away on the visual Cartesian plane (My eyesight was at 9,1, and I want to make my way to -8,3, and in between I stop at 4,-4, right where some person is sitting), and they always look up at me right when my view is about to shift from them, and they think I've been staring at them for awhile and it makes me feel like a fucking creep. Happens every damn day.

Since I'm fucking bored I'll write a little more. I live in buena park with my two friends and my mean/bad-ass cat in a one bedroom. HOLY FUCK TIGHT QUARTERS MAN. It's all good cause I can walk around naked and piss in their faces any time I want.
... AND I'm Lawful Good. HAH YEAH RIGHT.

Eating off the floor and hating higher education. Getting good at making my own bread. Drinking my weight in iced tea every month. Teaching myself how to play shitty songs on the piano.

Making chainmail (not the internet kind), making certain people uncomfortable, making certain people comfortable.

I look like a male tank girl when I smile.

Can sing en francais, everybody poops, head shoulders knees and toes, the hungry caterpillar, jesus loves me, the complete works of aleister crowley, charlottes web, the satanic bible, etc etc

Movies: BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA

Music: All sorts of stupid shit. Pick a card, any card. Probably anything that's batshit left-wing pinko commie, or interesting and new and not the same old rehash boring crap that seems to exude from the pores of every record label EVER.

I like pizza with whipped cream and pickles.

Milky way (both kinds, for different reasons).
daydream.
Red wine, for both cooking and to help me get shitty.
Change.
Instruments of the musical variety.
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How I'm gonna live like the 20th century never happened. I'm thinking a cabin in british columbia.

Drinking the finest beer on the planet - CAMO black ice. The first sip is ohhhhhhh so smooth and then HOLY FUCK IT FEELS LIKE EVERYTHING IS SPILLING OUT OF MY STOMACH ONTO ALL MY OTHER ORGANS GODDAMN THOSE ULCERS ARE NOT FUN I'M DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I have a man-crush on shane macgowan's dental structure. Oh, and I'm a PC and windows 7 was my idea, aren't I cool?

If you could have been Marion and I could have been that random Mongolian guy who she out drinks in a shot contest in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

If you are ok with talking to me about something very important one night, and the next day I don't remember anything.

If you want to cook meat while listening to vegan anarcho punk bands from the 80's.

You should message me if you want to bang on musical instruments and write shitty weird songs and pretend that we are good.

If you have decided it's the best course of action, which of course you already have because I'm fucking dreamy.