Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm you're run-of-the-mill big, bearded, burly guy. I drink too
much, smoke too much, and laugh too loud. I'm the guy that gives
high-fives way too hard. I'm a bartender at multiple establishments
in the area, so my free time can be a chore to work with.
I love the outdoors. I go hiking when I can, camping too rarely,
and don't spend nearly enough time in the water. I go shooting when
I can, which is unfortunately not often enough. Maybe you'd like to
When I have time I enjoy video games, and I will play Mario Kart at
the drop of a hat (Baby Bowser/ Baby Diddy, baby). I'm also a big
fan of ridiculously complex board games like Arkham Horror.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Slinging drinks and telling stories. I hope at some point to be
able to move out of the area, but that's a far goal.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bad jokes and good (ha!) puns. And hurting myself. Fun fact: there
are only three people upon this green and blue Earth that are more
clumsy than myself. And sometimes people pay me to use power tools!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My bald head, my blue eyes, and my inappropriately formal clothing.
And whatever bandages or redneck first-aid items I happen to be
sporting (big fan of paper towels + electrician's tape).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
For books, Sci-Fi and fantasy. I have loved the Wheel of Time and
Song of Ice and Fire series for a long, long time, as well as a lot
of serials. I will never apologize for my love of easy serial
fiction. One of my current addictions is Jim Butcher's Dresden
For movies, Star Wars IV-VI, Indiana Jones, and then mindless
explosion-fests such as Bad Boys (I and II), The Rock, Crank,
Airforce One, and Starship Troopers.
For music, I'm a big fan of classic heavy metal and old school
hip-hop. Ronnie James Dio is Jesus to me. I also love the Strokes,
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, and some pretty random sub-genres of
metal. A note here: metal has too many sub genres and I find that
to be bullshit.
For whatever reason, between May first and the end of October is a
time that I constantly listen to southern rock. Judge me as you
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The outdoors, my jeep, bourbon , hockey, books, coffee. All the
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How tired I am of zombies. I'm over zombies. I'm done. I hate the
fad. I hate everyone's "Zombie Apocalypse Plan". I hate the movies.
I hate the games. I hate it all.
Robots are WAY COOLER.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out on the town. I don't really have a joke to make here. I'm
usually at a dive bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think in a Spanish accent.
You should message me if
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If you think you can keep up for a night on the town.
If you will never say awful things like "Can we stop listening to
If you want to waste a Sunday afternoon drinking whisky by the
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