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pistol_n

28 Easthampton, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–31
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:19am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm you're run-of-the-mill big, bearded, burly guy. I drink too much, smoke too much, and laugh too loud. I'm the guy that gives high-fives way too hard. I'm a bartender at multiple establishments in the area, so my free time can be a chore to work with.

I love the outdoors. I go hiking when I can, camping too rarely, and don't spend nearly enough time in the water. I go shooting when I can, which is unfortunately not often enough. Maybe you'd like to go sometime?

When I have time I enjoy video games, and I will play Mario Kart at the drop of a hat (Baby Bowser/ Baby Diddy, baby). I'm also a big fan of ridiculously complex board games like Arkham Horror.
What I’m doing with my life
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Slinging drinks and telling stories. I hope at some point to be able to move out of the area, but that's a far goal.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bad jokes and good (ha!) puns. And hurting myself. Fun fact: there are only three people upon this green and blue Earth that are more clumsy than myself. And sometimes people pay me to use power tools!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My bald head, my blue eyes, and my inappropriately formal clothing. And whatever bandages or redneck first-aid items I happen to be sporting (big fan of paper towels + electrician's tape).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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For books, Sci-Fi and fantasy. I have loved the Wheel of Time and Song of Ice and Fire series for a long, long time, as well as a lot of serials. I will never apologize for my love of easy serial fiction. One of my current addictions is Jim Butcher's Dresden Files.

For movies, Star Wars IV-VI, Indiana Jones, and then mindless explosion-fests such as Bad Boys (I and II), The Rock, Crank, Airforce One, and Starship Troopers.

For music, I'm a big fan of classic heavy metal and old school hip-hop. Ronnie James Dio is Jesus to me. I also love the Strokes, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, and some pretty random sub-genres of metal. A note here: metal has too many sub genres and I find that to be bullshit.

For whatever reason, between May first and the end of October is a time that I constantly listen to southern rock. Judge me as you will.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The outdoors, my jeep, bourbon , hockey, books, coffee. All the basics.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How tired I am of zombies. I'm over zombies. I'm done. I hate the fad. I hate everyone's "Zombie Apocalypse Plan". I hate the movies. I hate the games. I hate it all.

Robots are WAY COOLER.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out on the town. I don't really have a joke to make here. I'm usually at a dive bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think in a Spanish accent.
You should message me if
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If you think you can keep up for a night on the town.

If you will never say awful things like "Can we stop listening to Molly Hatchet?"

If you want to waste a Sunday afternoon drinking whisky by the creek.