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pitchawangdangd

38 M Indianapolis, IN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Adventurous, patient, and responsible. A reformed (reforming?) messy-person but not a "neat-freak" either.

Like if Obi-Wan Kenobi & Kim Deal from the Pixies had a son who grew up to be a fun, funny, and charming guy.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm doing a bit of a renovation right now, pardon my dust. No, really, like picking out flooring and preparing to rip up carpet. Can you paint? Grab a brush! (But not required.) And actually, the painting will be done by a pro because it's a real big nightmare to paint yourself. That is, paint your house by yourself--obviously painting yourself could be a great time. The Incredible Hulk seemed to like it, and even if his attitude was a challenge, his heart seemed to be in the right place.

Also, right now I'm stinging a little from having to downgrade my language proficiency to "poorly" in Spanish after I tried to use it at a place this weekend and forget the word for "chicken." Where's that Rosetta Stone when you need it...?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, refusing to use a GPS, and winding roads on a sunny afternoon. Also identifying a good restaurant from looking at the outside and googling the menu.
The first things people usually notice about me
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would be my voice, height, beard and joie de vivre.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: The Big Lebowski, Star Wars, and The Natural are among my favorites.

Music: (No order) Tom Waits, Jayhawks, Velvet Underground, Violent Femmes, Weezer, The Beatles, David Bowie, Wilco, 311, Buffalo Tom, Rage Against the Machine, Sublime, G Love & the Special Sauce, Sonic Youth, The Police, Son Volt, Snow Patrol, Smashing Pumpkins, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dylan, Better Than Ezra, Beck, cap'n jazz, CSNY, Pink Floyd, Fugazi, Jane's Addiction, Jawbox, Jimi Hendrix, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, and more.

Book: Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Fundamentals of LAN Design, On the Road, The Rum Diary, Post Office, Great Gatsby, Hitch Hikers's Guide To the Galaxy trilogy, The Dark Tower, Eight Men Out, and Last of the Mohicans.

Food: Lots of things. Laying off the carbs right now, but bring on the Thai, Italian, sushi, steak-house fare. At home I cook out on the grill pretty much until its in the 20s, and am occasionally called grill-master by the sort of people that need to apply those labels. Best meal I make is breakfast, followed closely by grilling anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Reevaluating this... Stay tuned.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to avoid carbs (everything, from zany "I Love Lucy" scenarios to more practical suggestions like "not buying them,") and how to motivate myself out of bed for exercise 4 times per week. Once I figure that out I have to start pondering how to do it 5 days per week.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a struggle to the death with the rabid squirrels in my attic. Or at least they sound rabid... Maybe they're just pissed off. Either way, they're not paying rent, so they gotta go!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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As a boy, I wanted to be a Jedi. Much to my disappointment, these jobs turned out to have been outsourced to Dagobah as a consequence of NAFTA, so I went to my more realistic fall-back of being captain of the starship Enterprise...
You should message me if
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Mostly, you should message me if you have something to say that you think I'd be interested in hearing.

If you're looking for anything long-term, please be warm, funny, friendly, and honest. And self-confident enough to express what you want. Having some idea what that is wouldn't hurt, either.

Also to Christian ladies: I'm not a Christian and I never (ever) will be. If it is a requirement for you that we share a faith I'm probably not the guy for you. Please don't interpret this as meaning I'm "uninterested in Christians." I am accepting of other peoples' religious faiths, but if I can accept your faith, you need to accept the fact that I'm not a member of a "faith." If that's a deal breaker to you, we won't work.