I am lascivious, relaxed, and clever.
My Self-Summary
Stuff about me: crazy, fun, cat-owner, short fingernails, married,
relatively articulate, agnostic/pagan/buddhist, pedestrian,
reading, movies, no TV that isn't out on DVD, likes porn
(suicidegirls and anime primarily), pretentious about stuff I
actually know, As Left as they come and come they do, freelance
writer, stiltwalker, bad cook, looking for friends and (male or
female bi) casual sex threesome partners with my husband and I, and
conceivably (not likely) some kind of poly triad participant. His
pic available upon request. I think he's cute. We're both smart,
sardonic, acerbic, and totally low-maintenance. Lately I'm a total
homebody- time off from school means time on the couch watching
DVDs and ordering tasty delivery food. That said, you can't count
on the fact that I won't suddenly decide we should go make a
snowman or have a picnic or take up bocce ball while speaking in a
ridiculous french accent. Also, I'm a liberal feminist with
socialist tendencies.
What I’m doing with my life
Plowing through my third year of overpriced grad school (Psych).
Trying desperately to resist the siren call of my fantastic bed
(huge, soft, nice sheets). Defending my politics from the hordes of
internet stupid people who would disparage them. Rubbing up against
the IKEA catalogue and dreaming of home ownership. Watching a lot
of ridiculous tv and movies.
I’m really good at
Writing. Publishing work. Relating to people. I suck at dancing,
photography and painting, but I love to do all three anyway. I may
or may not be a good actor, I'm not sure.
I also appear to be very good at faking graduate level writing and
analysis. Oh, and being full of bile about politics.
The first things people usually notice about me
short, freckled, flirty like mad.
The obnoxious, lazy, and huge ass get noticed shortly thereafter.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Are too long a list for this website. All movies except horror, all
books except romance, all music for the most part, and all food
except for... actually, pretty much all food.
The six things I could never do without
My bed, my email, my cats, Tim, sex, pasta.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
getting more exercise (but not actually doing it), sex, food, and
what the hell to do with the rest of my life. Oh, and lusting after
travel.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sadly, watching movies at home or playing a video game, or reading
a book in the bath. I'd much prefer to be out dancing, but I'm
pretty lazy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm bisexual, a fervent Hillary supporter, and I sometimes worry
that I'm too tired and happy to create art anymore, and that I
never really had talent anyway.
Oh, and I just had bariatric surgery. No kidding.
You should message me if
You want to hear from me, from anywhere in the world, or in Seattle
or Vancouver.
I've recently come to the conclusion that 98% of the people on the
internet are total asses who find cruelty amusing. If this is you,
please consider sterilization.