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My self-summary Propose an edit

assorted things about me

-fairly disorganized. probably should not ever be allowed to have keys

-i like girls who are smarter than i am

-there basically isn't a subject that can't be funny

-i'm often saddened by peoples inability to understand context

-i like girls who are into comic books, eventhough i'm not

-way left of liberal

-i like girls who can beat me in things like bowling and video games

-i enjoy discussing hypothetical situations. often times preposterous hypothetical situations.

-i swear fairly often. i am a fairly creative when i do so.

-weird and/or sick and/or cruel and/or sarcastic sense of humor

-pizza snob

-horror, dark/weird comedy, cult films

-punk, garage, hardcore, power pop, good 70's and 80's rock

-vegetarian

-collector of monkey objects and kitsch artwork/trinkets

-pessimistic

-obviously quite handsome!

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

i'm waiting until tomorrow to figure that out...

i play drums... been in some decent bands, but just left the band i was in. trying to work on a new one, eventhough being in bands is pretty dumb.

i make half-assed attempts at writing screenplays. working on something pretty weird right now that i'm too afraid to mention because i'm always paranoid of being ripped off. it definitely involves cannibals and drunken latinas with sharpie eyebrows.

i have way too much stuff. it's all awesome stuff though, so it's hard to part with any of it. i'm not some creepy pack rat though.

i have pets. a pitbull whose name is monkey, and a cat whose name is ozark (he had no teeth when i found him, so this seemed fitting.) i volunteer for a pitbull rescue as a foster home.

i don't drink or smoke or do drugs... but i don't really care if you do. in fact, most people who do none of those things are usually nerds, so maybe it's even preferable that you do?

as far as an actual job goes, basically i fix ipods. it's a chill job, i can dick around on the internet and bring my dog to work and kind of come and go whenever.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

pretty much anything i try. i'm not excellent at many things though. i guess i'm pretty awesome at coming up with and executing really funny and awesome revenge ideas. i used to be a great speller. now, not so much.

hmm, despite my troubles with organization and procrastination, i'm almost always on time, and i never flake out.

i'm really good at understanding other peoples situations and putting myself in their shoes. i'm definitely not perfect, but i'm always fair.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

my dog, if she is with me... which she usually is.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

authors:

philip k. dick, kurt vonnegut, john kennedy toole, hp lovecraft

bands:

psychedelic furs, new bomb turks, echo & the bunnymen, bad brains, television, pointed sticks, X, black flag, sparks, ccr, prince, pretenders, david bowie, april march, the hunches, specimen, iron maiden, a-frames, plastic bertrand, deadly snakes, reigning sound, xtc, milk n' cookies, coachwhips, lamps

movies:

the beyond, fight for your life, dead and buried, dawn of the dead, freddy got fingered, cannibal the musical, cabin boy, dirty work, pee wee's big adventure, the burbs, the brood, erotic nights of the living dead, naked lunch, opera(argento), brazil

food:

PIZZA, mexican, vegetarian asian, breakfast

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

-pizza

-pets

-ipod. god, i hate myself for saying that. it'd sound much cooler if i said my record collection.

-my sweet stereo setup

-fake meats... eventhough, for the most part, i never ate the real versions of them.

-THE INTERNET OMG

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

i'd rather not share until you know how awesome i am, so i don't scare you off. my mind is sort of just always on shuffle. sometimes i think about sad animals, and it makes me sad. then sometimes i think about orange juice commercials from when i was 8 years old.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

at home with my dog or at a show.

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